Jiang Nan slipped out of Maple Grove Villa and headed straight for the girls’ dorm!
Such a golden business opportunity, how could he miss it?
Jiang Nan’s ultimate dream was to make every single student in the academy wear the panties and flip-flops he sold!
Just thinking about it already made him incredibly happy!
At this moment, plenty of senior sisters in pyjamas and face masks were leaning over their balconies.
From afar they spotted a sneaky figure darting out of the bushes and arriving beneath the barbed-wire fence.
“Ahhh! It’s Jiang Nan! He really came! Heeheehee!”
“Sisters, come quick and look!”
“Oh ho ho! It’s actually him! I’ve been following him on Weibo for ages, finally seeing the real person!”
“Little junior, come here! It’s fine! Your seniors won’t report you!”
“Walk 300 metres to the right! The seniors already snipped an opening in the wire behind the bushes for you!”
The moment Jiang Nan showed his face, the entire girls’ dorm exploded!
A crowd of pyjama-clad seniors rushed to their balconies, sticking their heads out and waving madly at him!
The scene looked like a full-blown idol concert!
Jiang Nan’s mouth twisted into a smirk.
Barbed wire? Even a nuclear-proof iron gate couldn’t stop him!
Nothing in this world could stop him from setting up his stall!
With a single teleport, he appeared right beneath the dorm building!
“Wow! Teleport!”
“Why are you getting so excited? I just love how country-bumpkin you look!”
“Little junior! Wanna come up? Chat about life goals with big sis? Have some milk tea? Room 607!”
“Oh ho, Xiao Wen is so bold!”
Jiang Nan put on a serious face. “Big sisters! I’m still just a child over 200 months old! No dating!”
“Didn’t your teachers tell you not to date minors?”
“I’m here today to do proper business with you all!”
[Resentment from Xu Jiawen +666!]
Bloody hell, “no dating” my foot!
Little junior, your language teacher must have died too young!
“Oh ho! Little junior, what special skills do you have? Is this proper business?”
“Do you do bone-setting, muscle-relaxing, back-opening massages? What services do you offer? Tell big sis!”
Jiang Nan: (･᷄ὢ･᷅) Huh?
What kind of weird stuff are you all talking about!
I’m just here to sell you flip-flops and shorts!
Bone-setting and back-opening too?
Is setting up a stall this hard these days? Do I have to know every trade?
Meow meow! For the sake of money and skill points, I’ll go all in!
“Foot massages, count? The kind that sends you to heaven! Guaranteed satisfaction for big sisters!”
The seniors instantly perked up!
“Wow! Foot massage? That… that stimulating?”
“I’ve never tried it!”
“Works for me, works for me!”
“You actually know how? What on earth did you do before becoming national champion!”
Jiang Nan spread out his stall in one smooth motion! On it were rows of Hulk-brand shorts in every style!
Plus pairs of pink girly flip-flops!
Hands on hips, head tilted back, he shouted:
“Ahem! Limited-time offer! Tonight only!”
“This stall proudly launches the 990,000-yuan Ascend-to-Heaven Package!”
“Anyone who buys 30 pairs of Hulk-brand shorts and 3 pairs of Speedy Little Flip-Flops gets a complimentary three-minute foot massage!”
“Up-down soaring! Front-back spinning! Orderly advance and retreat! Left-right guided by Nan!”
“If you don’t reach heaven, full refund! First come, first served!”
The moment the little advert left his mouth, the seniors were stunned!
So that’s how you do business! We thought…
Their faces flushed red, but their eyes lit up even brighter!
Up-down soaring? Left-right guided by Nan?
Sounds amazing!
Xu Jiawen licked her lips, heart racing. “It’s just 990,000! Big sis will transfer you a million! Room 607! Come on up!”
To a gold-rank spiritual warrior, a million really wasn’t much!
Jiang Nan wiped his nose, eyes shining. “Coming right up! One 990,000-yuan heaven package!”
“Paradise service arriving shortly!”
“Please prepare yourself, big sister!”
“Feet washed clean, fresh, and odour-free!”
“My technique will leave you enchanted!”
“Little baby!”
Grabbing three pairs of flip-flops and a plastic bag stuffed with Hulk shorts, he teleported straight into room 607!
Ding! Transfer complete!
The dorm was filled with a fairy-like fragrance!
(Yes, it really smelled that good!)
Xu Jiawen sat on a swivel chair with her hair tied up, little feet stretched out, face full of anticipation!
Jiang Nan: “Big sister! Check if the size fits? I eye-balled it, not sure…”
Xu Jiawen’s heartbeat quickened, her pretty face crimson!
“Aiya! Size doesn’t matter! I’m mainly interested in the up-down soaring, left-right guided by Nan, and reaching heaven!”
“Start already!”
Jiang Nan grinned confidently, cracked his neck with pops like frying beans!
Slipped on medical rubber gloves, cradled Xu Jiawen’s little feet!
“Here we go!”
At that moment, rooms 606 and 608 on both sides were packed with curious seniors, ears pressed to the walls, eyes sparkling with excitement!
Then sounds came from inside!
“Oh my god! This is absolutely invincible!”
Jiang Nan: “Haha! Amazing, right?”
Xu Jiawen: “You’re too good, who could handle this!”
“Yaa-ha~ Ahahahaha!”
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Jiang Nan grinned ear to ear!
Do you think my max-level foot therapy skill is a joke?
For money, I’m going all out!
Three minutes! Every ultimate technique I know, all for you!
He massaged those little feet like his life depended on it!
Outside, the eavesdropping seniors were dumbfounded!
“Invincible? Can’t handle it? No way!”
“Jiang Nan… is this good?”
“I can’t take it anymore! This girl’s placing an order!”
“Don’t steal mine! I’m next, slurp~”
The sounds from 607 never stopped!
Three minutes later, Jiang Nan teleported back downstairs, mission accomplished, retreating honourably!
“Any more big sisters wanting the heaven package?”
Three minutes after that, the neighbouring seniors all rushed out and kicked open the door to 607!
They saw Xu Jiawen slumped in the swivel chair in peak NEET posture, feet still stretched out!
Expression: (∗❛ั﹃❛ั∗)
“Wenwen! Wenwen, are you okay?”
“How was Jiang Nan? Really that good?”
Xu Jiawen struggled to raise a hand and gave a big thumbs-up!
At that instant, every senior sister’s eyes sparkled! The entire dorm building detonated!
What was there to hesitate about?
Buy buy buy!
In a flash, the balconies were packed with seniors waving towels!
“God Nan! Here, here! Come to my room!”
“I want a package too! Transferring right now!”
“Jiang Nan! Jiang Nan! Look at me! My little feet are ready for you!”
“3 million! I want a ten-minute session!”
The sweet, melodious cries of the girls echoed far into the night!
Even the boys’ dorm next door heard everything crystal clear!
One by one, they curiously poked their heads out from their balconies!
Seeing the scene before them, they were completely stunned!
“What the hell? That’s Jiang Nan down there?”
“He… he just sneaks in without even hiding it?”
“This crazy? What are they all fighting over?”
“No idea, why is it so wild?”
Then they saw Jiang Nan grin. “Coming! Room 408 beauty, hold on! 990,000-yuan heaven package arriving now!”
With a teleport he vanished. Immediately after, heavenly music rang out from room 408!
The senior boys: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Three minutes later, Jiang Nan reappeared downstairs, wiping hot sweat from his forehead!
“Any more big sisters wanting the heaven package?”
The moment he spoke, the girls’ dorm exploded again! They swarmed towards him!
The scramble never stopped. Some even started fighting!
Having collected payment, Jiang Nan vanished once more. Heavenly music rang out anew!
[Resentment from Lin Chen +1000!]
[Resentment from Feng Xin +1000!]
[Resentment from Chang Fa…]
…
Resentment points refreshed like crazy!
“Hear that? That’s the sound of my heart breaking!”
“990,000 for three minutes? And they’re fighting like this? Why him!”
“Damn you, Jiang Nan! He’s been enrolled less than a day and already leaves us no way to survive!”
“Making money this fast? Jiang Nan! Have you no shame!”
