At this moment, the senior lads in the boys’ dormitory block were practically popping their eyes out of their sockets.
Their teeth were grinding so hard they were about to shatter, and their hearts were bleeding.
“Listen to this! Just listen! Is that even human language? She’s already prepared her little feet for Jiang Nan? Arghhhhh!”
“I’ve been at this uni for three bloody years! I haven’t even held a girl’s hand, so why the hell does Jiang Nan get everything?”
“Exactly! Three minutes is bad enough, but they’re paying him too? Shameless!”
Li Chao: “I’m reporting him to the tutor! Don’t any of you dare stop me!”
Chang Fa panicked: “Ah! My goddess! He’s gone into my goddess’s dorm! Jiang Nan! I’ll bloody fight you to the death!”
Right now the entire boys’ dormitory area was filled with howling ghosts and wailing wolves, curses ringing out nonstop.
Even the new tenants Ye Xinghe, Qi Yu and the others who had just moved in were stunned.
God Nan is too fierce! He really doesn’t waste a single second.
So passionate and vigorous on the very first night?
Jiang Nan stumbled out of Chang Fa’s goddess’s dorm, his little face deathly pale, tears streaming down.
Chang Fa! Your goddess’s feet… they bloody stank so much they made me cry!
You should really change to a different goddess!
Foot massage is not an easy job!
Is it easy for me to earn a bit of cash?
A shout came from upstairs:
“Three million! Ten minutes! Hurry up!”
Jiang Nan turned with a grin: “Coming! On my way!”
Sigh… me, carrying the heavy burden of life…
I really am too Nan!
Right now Yu Qingqing, Leng Yan and the girls were utterly speechless. On the very first day after moving in, God Nan is already this restless?
To be honest… we kind of want to try it too.
But how could we possibly say it out loud?
Their hearts were itching like mad.
Just then, they suddenly heard a “click-clack, click-clack” sound.
They couldn’t help looking up.
On the seventh-floor balcony, a girl in a white floor-length nightdress was lying prone, Liuli!
Her teeth were biting the iron railing so hard that sparks flew.
Her long hair hung all the way down from the balcony! One eye glowed red!
She stared murderously at the dorm emitting those heavenly moans.
In her other hand she clutched a fruit knife, grinding it back and forth on a whetstone.
“Hee hee hee~ Die! All of you just die!”
“He can only be mine! If I can’t have him, then I’ll just have to destroy him! Hee hee hee~”
Leng Yan, Yu Qingqing and the rest felt a shiver run down their spines, hurriedly closed their windows and shrank back into their quilts.
Yep… to avoid being stabbed in the middle of the night, better sleep early today. We’ll ascend to heaven some other time.
Jiang Nan’s roadside foot-massage stall ran for a full three hours!
He massaged fifty-eight pairs of little feet!
Seven pairs were stinky! Nine hadn’t been washed that night!
Sixteen had nail polish!
And two senior sisters had slightly long leg hair…
But money is money!
Real cash was pouring in!
Forget slightly long leg hair, even if a chimpanzee turned up today, as long as it paid, I’d massage its feet until they went soft!
By now the lads in the boys’ dorms were completely dumbfounded.
“Three hours! Fifty-eight rooms! Is Jiang Nan a war god?”
“Iron-kidney war god! I’m on my knees, bro!”
“Time-management master! I’m convinced! He didn’t waste a single minute!”
“What kind of waist is that? A hydraulic breaker?”
They were genuinely shocked.
Even at 11 p.m., the girls’ dorms were still buzzing with excitement while the boys’ side wailed like banshees.
Right now Xiao Chuohuo was lying in bed, eyes bloodshot, staring at the ceiling.
He could faintly hear the girls’ shouts drifting over from the dorm area…
“God Nan, God Nan, you’re amazing!”
“Amazing like spicy hotpot!”
“Warms the body, warms the stomach, warms the heart!”
“Lang li ge lang ah lang li ge lang~”
Xiao Chuohuo suddenly sat bolt upright, fuming: “Amazing my arse! You’re just bloody loose!”
“I’m not sleeping any more!”
He angrily wheeled himself out of the room to take a late-night stroll.
Little did Xiao Chuohuo know, Yang Jian had said exactly the same thing a few days earlier…
…
Jiang Nan appeared downstairs again, waist aching, back sore, dripping with sweat.
“One last order! I’m knackered!”
The senior lads almost cried. Finally, finally you’re done for!
Just then his phone pinged, three million transferred!
The note read: “701! Waiting for you!”
Jiang Nan grinned. A big job at last!
Carrying a plastic bag, he teleported straight up to 701.
There sat Liuli in her white nightdress, perfectly calm, long hair reaching the floor!
Fruit knife in hand, eyes glowing red, staring at Jiang Nan!
Jiang Nan: (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄
His whole body froze on the spot!
Bloody hell!
Why is it this psycho yandere!
Is she planning to stab me to death while she has the chance?
Jiang Nan gave an awkward laugh: “H… hair’s grown back, eh!”
Liuli’s expression grew even colder. She said nothing!
She stretched out her little foot.
Jiang Nan swallowed hard, put the plastic bag on her bed.
“R… right, I’ll start then!”
Liuli still said nothing, only stared at him.
Originally she had indeed planned to stab him dead!
But… but why can’t she bring herself to do it now?
Jiang Nan pulled out a little stool, sat on the floor, took Liuli’s foot and started massaging.
His thumb pressed straight into the Yongquan acupoint.
In an instant an electric current seemed to shoot from the sole straight to the top of her head!
“Ya!”
Jiang Nan: ???
Ya?
Did she just squeak?
Haha, my ultimate skill really works!
Once I use full power, I’ll paralyse you!
Let’s see how you stab me then!
If you still try, I’ll knock you flat with this stool!
Jiang Nan, you absolute genius!
(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Liuli bit her lower lip hard, trying not to make any sound!
Her fingers clawed the mattress to shreds!
Yet wave after wave of sensation from her foot kept assaulting her nerves and sanity!
The look in her eyes as she gazed at Jiang Nan gradually changed, the red light fading.
This man really is outstanding!
Looking at Jiang Nan’s serious profile, Liuli’s eyes grew dreamy! Her pretty face flushed deeper and deeper!
Her heart melted!
Ah~ I can’t bear to stab him after all!
Why have I fallen for love again!
Seeing the plastic bag on the bed, Liuli’s heart raced!
It’s something he gave me!
That counts as a present, right?
Ya~ he actually gave me a present!
So he does still love me!
For the sake of your gift, I’ll forgive you!
Truth is, nobody can understand yandere logic!
You bought the bloody thing yourself, woman!
Liuli took out the super-speedy slippers, placed them neatly by the bed, eyes full of delight!
Then she took out pair after pair of Hulk-brand pants, folded them carefully and lined them up on the bedside table.
“Guh hee~ guh hee hee~”
Jiang Nan glanced up at her and felt a chill.
Something’s wrong… better finish quick and leg it!
Ten minutes later Jiang Nan stood up, wiping the hot sweat from his forehead, creeped out the entire time by Liuli’s stare.
“Er… I’ll be off then! Thanks for your patronage!”
Liuli looked reluctant, reached to grab his sleeve: “Won’t you stay a bit longer?”
Jiang Nan shook his head frantically: “No no! I’ve got class tomorrow!”
Liuli: “Then let me see you out!”
She stood up and slipped her feet into the super-speedy slippers.
Jiang Nan: !!!
“Oi! Don’t…”
Before he could finish, Liuli had already taken a step.
Her body shot forward like an arrow leaving the bow!
So fast even her hair couldn’t keep up!
Liuli flew out the door, sporting nothing but a bald scalp on top!
The hair stayed behind!
Jiang Nan: ???
F… fake hair?
She was wearing a wig?
Liuli: (ʘ̆口ʘ̥̆‖)՞
[Resentment from Liuli +1000!]
[From Liuli…]
Liuli, unable to control her speed or direction, only managed to reach back, snatch the wig and slap it onto her head!
BOOM!
With a massive crash, she smashed a huge hole in the wall!
A white-dressed, long-haired woman leapt straight down from the seventh floor!
She plunged into the little woods and zoomed away!
“I really should stab you to death after all, Jiang Nan!!!”
[From Liuli…]
Jiang Nan shrank his neck and teleported away in an instant!
Yep…
Better not come near the girls’ dorms for a while!
…
Xiao Chuohuo was wheeling himself along a quiet winding path, enjoying some solitary peace.
He took a deep breath and looked up at the moon.
“Tonight’s moonlight really is beautiful!”
Just then he vaguely felt a cold breeze behind him.
He couldn’t help turning round to look.
Then he grinned: “Ha, scaring myself!”
“No way! Must be getting old, eyes playing tricks. Yep, definitely that!”
Yet cold sweat poured down his face. Swallowing hard, he ghost-driven turned again.
A white-clothed, long-haired woman with glowing red eyes, clutching a sharp knife, was approaching at terrifying speed!
Even more horrifying, beneath her skirt there were no legs!
Just a blurry phantom!
She was literally floating towards him!
The smile on Xiao Chuohuo’s face froze, sweat exploding from his forehead!
He stayed silent for three seconds!
Then both arms bulged with muscle as he spun the wheelchair wheels like a madman!
The enormous force caused the wheels to screech against the ground, sending up plumes of white smoke!
The wheelchair shot forward at astonishing speed!
Zero to hundred in just 6.7 seconds!
Instantly topping 100 km/h, beating his previous downhill record!
If it weren’t for those arms moving so fast they left after-images, no one would believe a wheelchair could go that fast!
Proof that humans can unleash incredible potential when facing mortal danger!
Xiao Chuohuo: !!!
“Don’t you ing come near me!”
He glanced back. The floating woman was still closing in at shocking speed!
His wheelchair wheels were smoking, pushing past 120 km/h!
Beyond human limits!
Veins popped on both arms as he wheeled desperately!
He was close to tears!
“I’m only 91! I’ve still got twenty or thirty years left! You’ve got the wrong person!”
“Don’t you ing come any closer!”
“Aaaaaargh! Ghost!”
o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡
Liuli: …
