Could it be that I’m actually a genius?
The ultimate skill I tinkered with really works?
But that can’t be right! If I invented it myself, how come I can’t do it?
This kid isn’t human!
Jiang Nan’s eyes shone brightly: “Grandpa! Teach me another ultimate skill! I want to learn that Super Saiyan transformation!”
“Don’t worry! I definitely won’t short-change you! I’ll set you up with the Lady-Killer Full Package!”
“Then you’ll become the most dazzling old man in the entire nursing home!”
Li Kai’s face went pale, sweat pouring down like rain!
Super Saiyan transformation my foot!
All those secret manuals were just things I pieced together from watching anime plus a bit of my own guesswork!
If you ask me to demonstrate, where am I supposed to find a Saiyan transformation for you?
Wouldn’t that expose everything? Where would I put this old face of mine!
“Ahem, oh… ouch? I suddenly remembered I left the kettle boiling back in my room! Look at my memory! Another day, another day!”
Jiang Nan: “Which room?”
“205… no need to see me off! I can…”
Before Li Kai could finish, Jiang Nan vanished!
Three seconds later he reappeared!
“Grandpa, there’s no kettle boiling in your room! You must have remembered wrong. I just went to check…”
[Resentment from Li Kai +1000!]
[From Li Kai…]
Do you have to be this persistent?
Can’t you just give this old man a way out?
Don’t I have any dignity?
Jiang Nan was stunned. Why is he resentful towards me now?
Is one Lady-Killer Package not enough?
“I’ve got even better treasures! Grandpa, look…”
Li Kai’s face darkened. There was no choice but to run!
His arm muscles bulged! He pushed the wheelchair like mad! Shooting forward at astonishing speed!
In a flash he was gone!
Ning Youyou: Σ(꒪△꒪‧̣̥̇)
Grandpa Kai really does have ultimate skills!
Even in a wheelchair he’s faster than people running on legs!
Li Kai grinned proudly: (๑՞ට՞)
When it comes to wheelchair racing at Pioneer Academy!
If I, Emperor Kai, claim second, nobody dares claim first!
You little punk can just eat my…
“Grandpa Kai! Don’t go! I really do have great treasures! Just teach me, please!”
Jiang Nan’s body flickered continuously with teleports!
Always staying level with Li Kai!
[Resentment from Li Kai +666!]
[From…]
Li Kai gritted his teeth. You can even keep up with this?
Then I’m clearly not going fast enough!
At this moment Li Kai’s eyes bulged like copper bells, his arms turning into a blur!
Speed climbed again, instantly shattering Xiao Chuohuo’s 120 record!
I refuse to believe you can still…
“Grandpa! Take a look at this! One plate of chives fried with egg and you’ll definitely reignite your youth!”
Jiang Nan was teleporting like crazy now, his body blurring into afterimages, holding a bunch of chives, face full of hope!
[Resentment from Li Kai +1000!]
[From…]
Will you please leave me alone? Stop chasing!
The wheelchair bearings are sparking!
“Grandpa isn’t feeling well today. Another day! Another day!”
Jiang Nan: …
“Grandpa, do you lie without even drafting first?”
Not feeling well yet racing the wheelchair this fast?
The two of them tore across the square like a hurricane!
Everyone was dumbfounded!
“Huh? What just whooshed past?”
“That was South God… definitely South God!”
“It’s Old Li again! How many times have we told him not to race wheelchairs inside the academy! And he’s still doing it?”
“If he crashes into someone it’s whatever, but damaging the flowers and plants would be terrible!”
Li Bing, hugging five buckets of instant noodles, was humming as she crossed the square!
Seeing Jiang Nan and Li Kai blasting past again, she froze once more…
Li Bing: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
Her noodles fell to the ground!
She quickly pulled out the little notebook from her lab coat and wrote down a new research topic!
《On Why Centenarian Wheelchair Users Can Repeatedly Shatter Speed Records!》
“Hmm, this deserves in-depth study!”
…
Jiang Nan teleported back to Ning Youyou’s side, a little unwilling to give up.
He couldn’t force Grandpa to teach him. He’d have to try again another day!
“Youyou! You have to seize this chance, okay?”
“That was a real treasure grandpa just now! I learned my move from him! Cool, right?”
Ning Youyou nodded repeatedly, smiling sweetly: “Yes, yes! Super cool!”
Eight o’clock in the evening, volunteer activities ended!
All the trainees gathered. Everyone was present except Qi Yu and Qin Shou!
The two of them were currently beaming with excitement, faces to the soil, backs to the sky, gleefully swinging pickaxes!
Sweating buckets as they turned the earth for Granny Liu!
Working with great enthusiasm!
The exhausted trainees all returned to the dorms!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao had also gained a lot!
Zhong Yingxue learned a special method to increase her spiritual power output!
Xia Yao learned from a grandma how to detect enemies by scent!
Both very useful!
Xia Yao: “Don’t just ask us two. What did you learn, Xiao Nan?”
Zhong Yingxue snickered: “That thunder around six o’clock, that wasn’t you, was it?”
Jiang Nan grinned: “The ultimate skill I learned today is insane! Once I master all of Grandpa’s skills, I’ll be invincible!”
The two girls were stunned. That powerful?
They exchanged a glance, nodded, and headed toward the basement gym!
“Xiao Nan, you go sleep first!”
“Yeah, we’re going to train a bit more!”
Jiang Nan watched their retreating backs, his gaze full of tenderness!
“I’ll train with you!”
…
In the nursing home, Grandpa Wang lay in bed staring at the ceiling, still fiddling with his binoculars!
Long night, no desire to sleep!
He couldn’t help taking out the Hey Hey Black Garlic Jiang Nan had given him!
“Blend into the night? Experience the wonders of life?”
“I want to see just how wonderful life really is!”
With that, he popped the black dish into his mouth!
*Pfft, ugh!*
A nosebleed immediately started flowing uncontrollably!
At that moment, everything within a thousand metres appeared clearly in his mind!
Every detail perfectly visible!
Grandpa Wang wiped the blood with a trembling hand and threw the binoculars straight into the rubbish bin!
“Life! Is just too bloody wonderful!”
What rubbish wall-penetrating binoculars! Utterly weak!
Jiang Nan, huh? Your ultimate skill? This grandpa is definitely teaching you!
Getting out of bed, Grandpa Wang stared in shock at himself in the mirror!
His completely blackened skin let him melt perfectly into the darkness!
He grinned! Revealing the seven teeth left in his mouth!
They seemed to float in mid-air!
“Hehe~ Hehehehe~”
Three minutes later!
Grandpa Wang vanished!
Only the long johns on the bed and the binoculars in the bin wept silently!
“Hiss, dozens below zero! Bloody cold!”
…
The next morning!
At exactly six o’clock, Jiang Nan and the other two arrived punctually in the classroom!
Only to find every girl in class sporting huge dark circles…
Ning Youyou was even whimpering!
Jiang Nan was stunned: “What on earth happened to all of you?”
“The forum! Go look for yourself!”
“Too scary! I don’t want to stay in the girls’ dorm anymore!”
Jiang Nan quickly opened the forum!
A new post had instantly knocked yesterday’s Downhill Tiger vs River-Crossing Dragon off the top spot!
Title: The Academy’s Seven Great Mysteries, Part Two! The Trembling White-Toothed Ghost!
The comments below had been completely taken over by the grandmas!
Their account names were all things like “March Peach Blossom”, “Blooming Wealth”, “Blue Rose”, full of retro vibes!
“Last night scared me to death! I kept feeling someone staring at me from outside the window. I didn’t dare look!”
“Same! When I looked up, there were seven big white teeth floating outside the window!”
“And they kept chattering up and down! Making teeth-chattering sounds! Appearing and disappearing!”
“Was it that clack-clack-clack sound? I heard it last night too!”
“I took a photo! So terrifying. I kept feeling like it wanted to bite me!”
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It was even a GIF! In the image, a set of white teeth floated outside the window, with a gap in them!
Three on top! Four on the bottom!
Clacking and trembling non-stop!
“Scared the life out of me! Nothing like this ever happened in our nursing home before!”
“I told Old Xiao! They have to give us an explanation!”
Jiang Nan’s face darkened! White-toothed ghost my foot!
He clearly remembered Grandpa Wang only had seven teeth left!
In the middle of the night, twenty or thirty below zero, the old man stood outside their windows completely naked just to “blend into the night” and peek inside!
No wonder his teeth were chattering! He was freezing!
Grandpa, your dedication to experiencing the wonders of life is a bit too much. Don’t catch a cold!
At least keep it discreet!
Xia Yao, shocked: “Xiao Nan! Those white teeth…”
Zhong Yingxue: “It’s the Hey Hey…”
“Shh! Shh!”
The two quickly covered their mouths!
If Grandpa Wang got exposed, those grandmas would beat him to death. They had to keep it quiet!
