Even after the gravity training session ended,
that 250-ton gold brick was still sitting proudly in the 100× gravity zone!
Everyone who passed by drooled over it.
And it stayed there… for many, many years…
Jiang Nan spent the whole afternoon teleporting around selling stuff and managed to earn back a nice pile of pocket money.
He was delighted~
The gravity room now had quite a few new “bald heads” and half-beastified seniors proudly wearing Hulk-brand boxer shorts.
Tears in their eyes, they charged into the top 100 rankings!
Even Zhong Yingxue and the girls made it into the top 100! Though they had no use for the contribution-point rewards!
After gravity training, the trainees headed to the nursing-home district for volunteer work as usual!
Jiang Nan’s eyes glowed as he teleported everywhere.
“Grandpa Li! Grandpa Li, where are you? I’m here to learn ultimate skills!”
He searched for ages but couldn’t find him!
Right now, Li Kai was hiding under his bed, face dark, too scared to come out!
One hand propping up his phone to watch anime, the other furiously scribbling in his notebook, frowning and scratching his head in frustration!
“Tch~ this is killing me!”
[Resentment from Li Kai +888!]
[From…]
Turning into a Super Saiyan is hard, okay!
Meanwhile, Grandpa Wang, leaning on his cane, was roaming the world looking for Jiang Nan!
Every trainee he caught, he asked: “Kiddo, seen Jiang Nan? Grandpa has an ultimate skill I absolutely must teach him!”
Ning Youyou was full of admiration!
South God really is outstanding! All the grandpas and grandmas are rushing to teach him skills!
“Didn’t see him!”
Grandpa Wang let out a long sigh! Running around all day for what?
I want more Hey Hey Black Garlic!
Once you’ve tasted rice, how can you go back to tree bark!
Qi Yu and Qin Shou were still sweating buckets turning soil…
Wu Liang had gone to learn an ultimate skill from Zhao Dezhu!
Without Wu Liang, the square felt a little lonely!
“Um~ Grandpa Zhu! Brother Nan said you have an ultimate skill to teach me!”
Right now Zhao Dezhu sat in his wheelchair, tears streaming down his face!
Call me Zhu? I can’t even stand anymore!
From now on call me Zhao Fancy-Pants!
It’s all because I got too cocky! That’s why I got wrecked!
Can’t really blame Jiang Nan! But why am I still so mad!
“Sigh! Sit down. I’ll teach you!”
Wu Liang swallowed nervously: “Grandpa! What kind of ultimate skill? Is it awesome?”
Zhao Dezhu grinned: “The most awesome! Once you master it, paired with your spirit technique, you’ll be the undisputed number-one tank in the country! You in?”
Wu Liang’s eyes lit up: “Yes, yes, yes! Gotta learn!”
“Really learn? My teaching method is… special. Most people can’t handle it!”
Wu Liang: “No problem! I’m from Class 10! Teach me anything, Grandpa!”
Zhao Dezhu: (˵ಡටಡ˵)ง
…
Eight o’clock in the evening. Volunteer activities ended, and Jiang Nan still hadn’t found Grandpa Li!
He was a little disappointed!
At assembly time, a cyan-coloured burly man with a swollen face limped back, crotch dragging!
The moment he saw Jiang Nan, he burst into tears!
“Brother Nan! Grandpa Zhao’s ultimate skill is way too hard to learn! He kept me pinned to the ground in his wheelchair and beat me for three hours!”
“Every single inch of my body got it! Especially the vital spots… hiss~”
Wu Liang shivered just talking about it!
Jiang Nan: !!!
He beat you until you changed colour? Turned you green?
What kind of ultimate skill is this? So brutal?
Phew~ scared me to death!
Good thing I never went to learn it!
Seeing Wu Liang sobbing, Jiang Nan couldn’t bear it: “Quick, eat a little ginseng. Tomorrow we won’t learn from Grandpa Zhu anymore. I’ll find you a new one!”
Wu Liang cried: “Can’t eat! If I heal, the beating was for nothing!”
“No more words, Brother Nan! Once I master it…”
“I’m going to bed. Gotta get beaten again tomorrow!”
Jiang Nan swallowed hard. Do you have to be this dedicated?
The moment the trainees returned to the dorm area, they saw twenty-three girls dragging little suitcases and hugging bedding, pouring out of the girls’ dorm!
Like a line of ducklings, they followed behind Jiang Nan!
Heading straight for Maple Villa!
“This way, ladies! Remember your belongings, don’t fall behind~”
“You can sleep in a bit tonight. Just wake up at six. Free teleport-to-class service included!”
Jiang Nan led the way, face glowing, holding a megaphone, grinning ear to ear!
At that moment, the boys’ dorm exploded!
“Aaaaaaargh! Jiang Nan, you’re inhuman!”
“No more house calls? You’re bringing them straight home now? And this many at once?”
“Girls, don’t go! You’re walking into the tiger’s den!”
“Is the hydraulic breaker starting up again?”
“Standing on a hundred boats at once? Is Jiang Nan a centipede?!”
[From…]
Resentment points refreshed like crazy. Jiang Nan was over the moon!
He completely ignored the howling of the single dogs and proudly led the girls to his massive villa!
The class girls were stunned!
“Oh my god! Such a huge villa? Are you serious?!”
“So luxurious! Going to school and living in a mansion? This is too blissful!”
“There’s a pool too? Wow! Jealous, jealous!”
“Hehe! With so many of us together, Night Demon definitely won’t dare come, right?”
The villa instantly filled with the chatter of beautiful girls!
Rabbit Bunny looked around excitedly: “Which one is South God’s room?”
Xia Yao pointed: “The one next to the kitchen! But you’re not allowed in~”
All the girls: (˵ಡ̫ಡ˵)
Xia Yao looked down, fiddling with her fingers, cheeks slightly pink!
Zhong Yingxue laughed: “There are over a dozen rooms. Two per room should be enough. Xiao Nan… uh, what are you doing?”
Jiang Nan pulled a green Teletubbies invisibility cloak from his alternate dimension and was putting it on!
Every girl who had been with him at the All-Star tournament shivered hard!
Every single one had massive psychological trauma from that battle outfit!
Jiang Nan turned serious!
“As Class 10’s monitor, I feel it’s my duty to think of everyone’s safety!”
“Sleep peacefully tonight! I, Jiang Nan, swear I will catch Night Demon and bring him to justice!”
“Give everyone a quiet and peaceful night!”
Yep…
I’m really just doing it so the seniors can sleep well!
Definitely not to do anything weird!
Mainly because I have to live with my conscience!
The key is that more and more seniors are disappearing. If they all come back and gang up to beat me, that would suck!
I need to steal those super-speed slippers back as soon as possible!
Hehe~
At this moment, all the girls looked at Jiang Nan with touched expressions!
“South God! You’re too good!”
“So moved! Liking this post!”
“Wow! My nose is tingling, I wanna cry!”
“Beat that pervert Night Demon to death! We trust South God! We can win!”
Right now, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao gazed at Jiang Nan with infinite tenderness!
They knew perfectly well the Teletubbies cloak lasts 24 hours and can’t be taken off once worn!
Yet Xiao Nan was still going out to catch Night Demon! This kind of selfless spirit was just too touching!
“Xiao Nan, be careful! Don’t get hurt!”
“Yeah, yeah! Night Demon must be really strong. Stay safe!”
Jiang Nan grinned: “No problem! Don’t worry!”
What’s there to be scared of?
It’s just the thief shouting “catch the thief”!
Dressed in the green Teletubbies cloak, Jiang Nan teleported away!
Haha!
Dreams! Here I come!
