Jiang Nan went off to fulfil a young man’s dreams!
The girls left in the villa, the moment Jiang Nan disappeared, completely let loose and started chatting about the things only girls talk about!
“Hey, hey, hey! Sister Xuexue! When did you two start living together?”
“Does South God usually wander around the house in just his little undies?”
“Giggle~ He can teleport, has he ever sneaked into your room?”
“Does South God cook? When you do laundry, do you wash his stuff too?”
A bunch of girls crowded around, firing off every curious question they had!
Zhong Yingxue’s face turned red: “Everything you just asked… Xiao Nan has done!”
Xia Yao covered her face!
It’s way more than that!
He’s done things even more thrilling!
Like the time he tricked the oblivious Xuexue and little Yao into taking a bath together…
“Giggle~ So bold!”
Right then, Rabbit Bunny’s big eyes spun round and round!
While nobody was looking, she slipped into Jiang Nan’s room!
She dove straight for the trash can in the corner, eyes sparkling with excitement!
“Gaga! Let Bunny see if South God lives healthily!”
“Oh~ No tissues, full marks!”
“Wow! So many chewed pacifiers? Jackpot!”
As she spoke, she frantically stuffed them into her hoodie pocket!
After emptying the bin, Bunny leapt to the bedside and pulled a plastic white rabbit figurine from her pocket, placing it on the nightstand!
“Hehe, consider this a trade! I’ll stan you forever!”
Back in the living room, the discussion was in full swing. Nobody noticed Bunny had vanished!
Hua Ling kept glancing toward the pool!
“Sister Xuexue? Can we use the pool?”
“Big Ling wants to swim? Me too!”
“Last time I swam was summer at the water park!”
Zhong Yingxue smiled: “It’s usable! Xiao Nan cleaned it a few days ago!”
Xia Yao’s eyes shone: “I haven’t swum in ages! I’m a pro at doggy paddle!”
Ning Youyou: “Books say swimming relieves muscle fatigue!”
“Hehe! Sisters, let’s have fun tonight! Race to see who’s fastest!”
“Go go go! Change into swimsuits!”
“Did everyone bring swimsuits? I have tons in my closet if not!”
The girls got hyped and all ran upstairs to change!
…
Meanwhile!
Jiang Nan, wearing the Teletubbies invisibility cloak, stood beneath the girls’ dorm building!
In full stealth mode, nobody noticed him at all!
He was currently scouting the balconies!
Afraid he’d forget which seniors he sold the “ascension package” to?
Joke’s on you!
He remembered every single one of those fifty-nine little feet, which had nail polish, which hadn’t been washed, crystal clear!
How could he forget!
One teleport! Stealth-mode Jiang Nan appeared instantly in Room 607!
Same familiar layout. Just as he was about to look for the slippers, his whole body froze!
“Holy…”
He hurriedly covered his mouth!
Almost let out a word of praise!
Xu Jiawen was sitting on the bed wearing a pair of black “furry leggings”!
Holding a box of honey wax hair-removal cream!
Hearing the noise, she looked around suspiciously!
Then twisted open the lid!
Staring at her legs, face full of woe: “Ugh! So annoying!”
Jiang Nan: !!!
Senior! What the hell are those “furry leggings” on your legs!
Is leg hair supposed to be this thick?! It rivals Andre’s “sweater”!
Last time I gave you a foot massage they were smooth as silk!
How did you grow a full pair of winter leggings in two days?! Think of all the money you’ll save on pants!
Xu Jiawen evenly spread the honey wax on her legs!
Then steeled her expression!
*Riiip!*
An entire strip of wax came off her calf. The pain made tears well up as she rolled around the bed biting her teeth!
Her calf was smooth again!
Jiang Nan shuddered!
That’s way too brutal on yourself! How painful is that!
In that instant he wanted to drag her to his Vigorous 2.0 pool for a soak!
This senior is prime customer material!
He shook his head hard! Business first!
He scanned the room and spotted the three pairs of super-speed slippers he sold her neatly lined up on the shoe rack!
Clearly never worn!
Like lightning, Jiang Nan snatched them and stuffed them into his alternate dimension!
After much painful struggle, Xu Jiawen finally eradicated her “furry leggings”!
“Phew~ Almost done! That hurt so bad!”
“Just one last spot and I’m finished!”
Jiang Nan: !!!
No no no!
I can’t stay here any longer!
Your little secret nearly shattered my entire worldview!
One teleport and Jiang Nan vanished!
Off to the next dorm that bought the package!
He even visited the rooms with human-shaped holes in the walls that had been sealed off!
Gotta clean up the crime scene, right!
To make finding slippers easier, Jiang Nan also ate a Hey Hey Black Garlic!
The Teletubbies cloak can’t come off anyway, turning black is fine!
Yep! Really just to find slippers!
Definitely not for any other weird reasons!
But everything he witnessed along the way nearly collapsed his worldview!
The world of girls is terrifying!
Good thing Jiang Nan had excellent memory. He remembered every pair of feet and retraced his steps!
Each sight opened brand new doors for him!
His body froze again and again before he teleported away!
A green Teletubbies walked the paths in a daze, soul shaken!
His repeatedly shattered worldview was still trying to reassemble!
Sometimes dreams shatter just that suddenly!
Mission complete: all super-speed slippers recovered! Except, of course, the fourteen pairs that had been worn away!
Night Demon was officially eradicated. Jiang Nan was moved to tears!
My Xuexue and Wolfmie really are the best!
These seniors are way too scary. Right now Jiang Nan couldn’t wait to teleport home!
The moment he reached the outside of Maple Villa!
Through the glass wall of the pool house, he saw over twenty youthful, beautiful girls already changed into swimsuits!
Many were already standing on the diving blocks!
Big Wolfmie wore a white swimsuit, holding a folding fan, smiling sweetly!
“Everyone ready?”
“Hehe! Ready!”
“No powers allowed, okay!”
“Don’t worry! I’ll beat you even without powers!”
Jiang Nan grinned happily!
Wow! So full of energy?
Holding a late-night swimming competition?
Swimsuits get full points! How could they not invite me to something this great?
Swimming… wait!
Swimming?!!
Big Wolfmie: “Go!”
Jiang Nan’s little face went pale: !!!
