Following Wu Liang to his so-called “turf”,
It was a renovated abandoned warehouse!
Not small, covering three to four hundred square metres!
The moment the shutter door opened, Jiangnan’s mind was genuinely blown!
Piles of fitness equipment!
Sandbags and dumbbells were just the start!
In the middle stood an octagon cage!
The walls were lined with cold weapons!
Nepalese kukris, Malay swords, triangular bayonets, crossbows, you name it!
The garage held seven or eight heavily modified off-road vehicles!
Raptors, Wranglers, Pathfinders, Hummers, some Jiangnan didn’t even recognise.
Plus all sorts of outdoor gear, tents, spotlights, generators…
One glance, and it was a man’s paradise!
Jiangnan was practically drooling!
Which guy wouldn’t love this stuff?
“Damn!”
Lacking better words!
Two words sufficed: damn it!
Wu Liang eagerly grabbed two items!
A heavy titanium-magnesium alloy shield, embossed with a roaring bear head!
Two metres tall! At least three hundred pounds!
In his other hand, a two-metre-long horse-cutting sabre!
Absolutely terrifying!
Excitedly: “Nan Bro! What do you think? Am I badass or what?”
Jiangnan quickly shook his head: “Not looking, not looking!”
[Resentment points from Wu Liang +666!]
“That gear’s gotta be five hundred pounds, right? Can you move freely?”
Wu Liang thrust the shield forward, creating gusts of wind!
Swung the sabre wildly, its heavy whoosh sounding weightless in his hands!
“Train every day! No problem! If I beast-transform, it’s even easier!”
Jiangnan nodded, satisfied, what a find!
A proper shield warrior!
Mobile fortress!
Invincible tank!
Wu Liang suddenly remembered something!
Tossed the shield and sabre aside, grabbing a spear!
Red tassels fluttered, the spearhead gleamed!
“Nan Bro, check this out! Feel good?”
Jiangnan took the spear, swinging it down!
The tip sliced the air, emitting a piercing whistle!
“Crack!”
The spear shaft cracked the concrete floor!
Wu Liang watched, thrilled!
Look at that form!
Pure eye candy!
Jiangnan shook his head: “Not keen on this! I’ll pick my own!”
Wu Liang was stunned!
Wasn’t Jiangnan a spear master?
Last alley fight, he knocked himself out with a streetlamp!
That skill was master-level! No way he didn’t train from childhood!
And now he’s ditching it?
Jiangnan scanned the room, grabbing a triangular bayonet and tucking it behind his waist.
[Skill triggered! Dagger: LV0!]
[Add skill points: 100!]
[Skill upgraded! Dagger (Mastery) LV:0!]
Jiangnan drew the bayonet from its sheath!
Spun it in his hand, thrusting forward, switching hands for a fierce slash!
The gleaming blade danced like an elf!
No wasted moves!
Pure and sharp!
Wu Liang’s eyes nearly popped out watching Jiangnan wield the bayonet like a pro!
A dagger expert too?
This good?
Did you start training in the womb?
Jiangnan tucked the bayonet back, satisfied!
Then spotted a sheathed Tang sword on the rack!
One point two metres long! It carried the weight of ages!
Yet not worn!
The moment he drew it!
A sharp glint flashed!
The blade was straight! Layered patterns adorned it, with an ancient “Liang” character at the hilt!
Chillingly sharp, it could cut hair!
[Skill triggered! Swordsmanship: LV0!]
[Add skill points: 100!]
[Skill upgraded! Swordsmanship (Mastery) LV0!]
“Clang!”
The sword left its sheath! The blade sliced the air, blooming into a dazzling sword flower!
Jiangnan eyed the straight blade, full of satisfaction!
Wu Liang’s jaw dropped!
Utter disbelief!
Spear? Check! Dagger? Check! Tang sword? Check!
Master of all?
Same species, why are you so outstanding?
Jiangnan patted Wu Liang’s shoulder, grinning: “When summer break hits, I’ll teach you how to wield that sabre!”
Wu Liang: ???
Damn?
What can I even say?
Nan Shen’s reputation is well-earned!
“What’s the deal with this Tang sword?”
“My dad got it from the countryside! Ancient heirloom! True masterpiece! The craft’s lost now!”
“If Nan Bro likes it, it’s yours!”
Jiangnan didn’t hold back!
He had a clear sense of his future path!
Space-type ability, high mobility! Crowd control! Long weapons are too clunky!
The Tang sword as the main weapon was perfect! The bayonet as a backup, no losses in close combat!
“I’ve got a treasure for you too!”
Jiangnan beckoned Wu Liang mysteriously!
Wu Liang leaned in, full of anticipation!
Jiangnan pulled a pair of boxer briefs from his dimensional space.
Boxers, with a bear head printed on them!
Wu Liang: ???
This is the treasure?
When did boxers become treasures?
Does he just love gifting underwear?
Last time it was Pikachu, now…
Seeing Wu Liang freeze, Jiangnan raised an eyebrow.
“What? Don’t like it?”
Wu Liang scratched his head: “It’s not about liking it!”
Jiangnan: “Listen! Don’t underestimate these! They’re no ordinary boxers!”
“If boxers had ranks! These are the king of boxers!”
Wu Liang: ???
“Know the Hulk? No matter how he transforms, his pants never rip!”
Jiangnan tugged the boxers, stretching them nearly a metre! Let go!
Snapped back instantly!
Wu Liang’s eyes lit up!
Damn!
A true artefact!
With these Hulk boxers, beast-transformation meant no more going full nude!
A blessing for all beast-type Spirit Martial artists!
King of boxers! None other!
I declare these the ultimate boxers!
Wu Liang gave a thumbs-up: “Badass! Good stuff!”
Then, a bit shyly: “Nan… Nan Bro! Got any Hulk briefs?”
The air fell deathly silent!
Jiangnan’s expression turned to horror!
“No… Nan Bro! Not like that! Briefs are comfy!”
“Way better than boxers! Try it at home!”
Jiangnan shook his head like a rattle!
Pulled ten pairs of briefs from his dimensional space!
Every style, you name it!
Wu Liang took them gratefully, itching to try them on!
But Jiangnan held him back!
Brother!
No!
Please no!
Don’t leave mental scars in my memory!
I really can’t handle it!
