The sound exploded, the earth shook violently!
The herd leader charged forward like a high-speed snowplough train!
It was determined to smash through everything in its path!
Qin Shou held his spring onions in both hands, a smile on his lips, eyes blazing with unmatched sharpness!
“I’ll cut the horns! You two poke the eyes! Three strikes to take down the cow king!”
“No problem, bro!”
“Poke them blind!”
At this moment, seeing the three of them so ferocious and fearless, the volunteers couldn’t help feeling admiration!
“Impressive, seriously impressive! Gotta admit they look a bit cool!”
“Can they really fire sword qi with spring onions?”
“No wonder they carried onions the whole way!”
“Nan Shen! When did you teach them that ultimate move?”
All eyes instantly turned to Jiang Nan!
Jiang Nan: (･᷄ὢ･᷅) Huh?
No no no! Wait!
I never taught them anything!
At that moment Jiang Nan suddenly remembered the scene he’d witnessed at the nursing home!
Hold on!
Those onions you’re holding, they wouldn’t happen to be the actual spring onions stolen from Granny Liu’s vegetable patch, would they?
Jiang Nan’s little face went pale in a flash, guilt written all over it!
The scariest thing in the world isn’t bragging and nobody believing you!
It’s that I casually bragged, and you three actually took it seriously!
My onions and the ones you stole from Granny Liu’s garden are not the same species, okay!
Even if you had my onions, you still need the chant and the sword technique to make them work!
You three aren’t planning to hack at the cow king with real onions, are you?
“Hey hey hey! Wait! Those onions won’t work! You three…”
But it was already too late!
The horns were upon him!
Qin Shou leaned forward, stepped out with his left foot, and bellowed!
“Onion Explosion Despair Slash!”
Qin Shou, gripping his onions, swung down in a fierce X-shape!
A torrent of spiritual energy surged into the ordinary onions. How could common vegetables withstand such abuse?
They exploded on the spot!
All that remained in his hands were two short white onion stumps!
Qin Shou swung at empty air, and in a thousandth of a second shoved those stumps straight into the herd leader’s nostrils!
Qin Shou: ???
The onions exploded? They really exploded?
Where’s the sword qi? Where’s my forty-metre-long sword qi?
Why is this nothing like I imagined?
Meanwhile, Ye Xinghe and Qi Yu also struck!
Their spring onions stabbed down like lightning from the heavens, straight into the herd leader’s eyes!
Onion eye-poke! The difference was clear!
The onions shattered on impact!
Herd leader: !!!
Are you three messing with me?
Onions shoved into its eyes, the spiciness made tears stream down!
“BOOM!”
One horn thrust!
Qin Shou: Pffwahhh (❍ฺε❍ฺlll)
His whole body bent into a “C” shape, a mouthful of blood shooting out!
Then the cow flung its head!
With savage force, Qin Shou was launched skywards!
“Aaaaaah, Granny Liu! You…”
At this moment, Qi Yu and Ye Xinghe were stunned too. Their onions had shattered!
Why didn’t it work?
The herd leader was furious! Shoving onions up my nose was bad enough, but poking my eyes too?
Screw you!
Its powerful body twisted, front hooves braced against the ground, rear hooves kicked out hard!
A perfect donkey kick was born!
The cow hooves, huge as steel stamps, even produced sonic booms!
They slammed straight into Qi Yu and Ye Xinghe!
“BANG! BANG!”
Qi Yu: (＃Ŏ3Ŏ) Pffwah!
Ye Xinghe: (＃Ծ3Ծ) Pffwah!
Who could withstand that?
Their bodies flew like cannonballs, smashing through countless trees along the way!
Who knows where they landed!
At this moment, the volunteers were stunned! The spiritual warriors were stunned!
“What… what was that? One-second defeat?”
“With all that terrifying aura earlier, I thought they were strong!”
“Challenging the cow king with spring onions? Are these three here to commit suicide?”
“As expected, straight out of the mental hospital, and they still won’t admit it!”
The volunteers all turned to look at Jiang Nan!
See! Nan Shen is still the real deal!
When others use onions they can’t produce sword qi, but Nan Shen can?
Jiang Nan covered his face!
I knew it would end like this! Why didn’t you three tell me first?
Another crash, huh?
This isn’t the kind of act you can just pull off because you want to!
Right now Qin Shou had been sent flying almost a kilometre into the sky!
The herd leader snorted white steam from its nose in rage, blowing out the two onion stumps!
“Moo moo! Moo!”
“Little ones! Settle the scores! Revenge for every grudge!”
Instantly the herd grew restless, pawing the ground, eyes filled with excitement!
Qin Shou had only just begun falling from a kilometre up!
The herd leader pawed the earth, leapt over a hundred metres into the air!
One horn thrust, spiking Qin Shou like a volleyball!
Passing him straight to the snow-white cow!
The snow-white cow leapt up, another horn thrust, sending Qin Shou flying again!
At this moment Qin Shou was just like a volleyball! Being spiked back and forth among the big-horned cows!
The volunteers were dumbfounded!
“Volleyball? Are these cows playing lawn volleyball?”
“Is this their entertainment? Eat grass! Sleep! Play volleyball? Oh wait, no, play Qin Shou!”
“The spiritual beasts here really are abnormal!”
At this moment Du Yue pulled out her phone and filmed the herd non-stop, face full of excitement!
If this video goes up in the ghost-animal zone, the meme creators are going to lose their minds!
Don’t worry, captain! I’ll get you trending! No need to thank me!
Meanwhile Glasses Guy was passionately commentating beside her!
“Look! The ball has been passed to cow number 3! Spike! Flying spike!”
“Can cow number 2 receive it? Oh my god! Sliding save! It got it!”
“As you can see! The volleyball never touches the ground! Do these cows know the Z-maneuver?”
“Cow number 1 sprints a kilometre to spike, miracle! This is a miracle! Oh heavens! The volleyball is coughing blood!”
“Hold on! We can win! You’re not alone!”
Qin Shou: Pffwah
Jiang Nan covered his face! Do you two lovebirds have to coordinate so perfectly?
One filming? One commentating?
“The volleyball is coughing blood!” Glasses Guy is a genius!
Right now the herd’s full attention was on the volleyball. Nobody was guarding the core fragment!
You have to admit, in a certain way, Qin Shou’s plan had been extremely successful!
With his physique, he could still hold on a bit longer!
Jiang Nan grinned. “You lot wait here. I’m going to steal the tower!”
Xiong Er: (˘•㉨•˘)
It grabbed Jiang Nan’s arm, clearly worried!
Jiang Nan patted its big head. “It’s fine! Be ready to bug out any second!”
With that, he teleported and vanished!
Everyone instantly grew tense!
They saw Jiang Nan flicker a few times through the herd and appear right by the core!
He snapped his fingers, controlling a void black hole’s suction!
The massive core fragment was yanked straight out of the ground!
Then a space wormhole opened, the other end directly at the entrance to his alternate dimension!
He shut the black hole, and the spirit ruin core dropped neatly into his alternate space!
The whole thing took less than three seconds! Not a single cow noticed what happened here!
“Does it have to be that quick and easy?”
“Uhh… then what was the point of Qin Shou?”
“Another poor kid blinded by revenge!”
“This grudge just got deeper!”
After stowing the core fragment, Jiang Nan glanced at Qin Shou still being spiked around and couldn’t help shivering!
If he didn’t save him now, the guy was gonna die!
He teleported into mid-air, flung out void chains, wrapped them around the volleyball, and stuffed a little ginseng into him!
The volleyball instantly bulged like a drum. Qin Shou opened his mouth and vomited a mouthful of blood!
He cried, “I swear I’ll never share the same sky with this cow!”
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes. Just as he was about to speak, he felt countless eyes lock onto him!
The herd leader turned, saw the vanished core fragment, then saw the volleyball stolen by Jiang Nan!
It instantly lost it!
A while ago a bear stole one piece!
Now you steal another?
Fine! We won’t say anything! Steal if you want!
Stealing our core fragment is one thing!
But stealing our volleyball is not okay!
The herd leader’s eyes turned red. “Mooo!!!!”
(Give us back our volleyball!)
Instantly the herd erupted in fury, charging straight at Jiang Nan!
The earth quaked! Dust clouds rose! The momentum was overwhelming!
The cow herd had gone berserk once again!
Jiang Nan: ???
