Jiang Nan’s scalp went numb!
The cow herd was stampeding?
These were golden-rank cows, thousands of them!
Anything in their path would be flattened!
Even though he was ridiculously strong and had nothing to fear from their charge, fighting them head-on would be a massive loss!
He glanced at Qin Shou. “They really seem to want you back, huh?”
“How about I just return you? You ate the little ginseng, so you can still play the second half of the volleyball match with them!”
Qin Shou, eyes squeezed shut, turned pale in an instant!
He wrapped himself around Jiang Nan’s thigh like a koala and refused to let go!
“Nooo, Nan Shen! Nooo!”
Do something human for once!
Sure, he had a blood feud with these cows! But they outnumbered him thousands to one!
Next time! Revenge next time!
Also, why the hell didn’t those stupid onions do anything?
Was the stance wrong?
Or did Nan Shen pull from a different Granny Liu’s garden?
Did we steal from the wrong one?
No matter how clever Qin Shou was, he couldn’t figure out the principle behind it!
“Oh nooo! The herd is stampeding! Run! Run! Nobody can stop this!”
“Damn it! How do you outrun thousands? They’ll flatten mountains!”
“Yueyue! Stop filming, Yueyue! Run!”
“Eh? Where are Xue-jie and Yao Yao?”
“And those gorillas are gone too!”
Only now did the volunteers realise the gorillas had long since lifted their woks and bolted!
They were already more than ten kilometres away, almost out of sight!
Wu Liang, Zhong Yingxue and the others were still sitting in the woks!
Xiong Er sat in his wok frantically urging them on!
“Run! Faster run!”
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao on the wok were speechless!
Xiong Er, do you have to be this quick to flee?
The moment things looked bad you turned and ran?
Not even a second of hesitation? Bear-run-run, really?
The volunteers sprinted like mad. If the cows caught up, their fate would be no better than Qin Shou’s!
Yu Qingqing and the girls finally remembered the terror of being dominated by the cow herd that day!
Back when these cows were only silver rank, they could still hide in trees!
Now they were golden rank! Taller than trees! There was nowhere to hide!
The civilian spiritual warriors were shaking in fear, cursing loudly as they ran for their lives!
But the terrifyingly huge big-horned cows were absolutely not slow. The warriors stood no chance!
Cows at the front would occasionally throw their heads up, and with a tragic wail, another person would be launched into the sky!
The sight made everyone’s scalps tingle. They ran with every ounce of strength they had!
Jiang Nan, teleporting nonstop in the air, had sparkling eyes. “Business opportunity! Huge opportunity!”
He grabbed Qin Shou. “Pwew pwew~ Pwew! Roar roar roar~”
Qin Shou swallowed hard. “Re… reliable? But I get dizzy from blood! I’ve already held on this long without passing out, that’s giving you a lot of face, okay?”
Jiang Nan: “You still wanna play volleyball with these cows? Eyes forward! Don’t look at your own nosebleed!”
“If you faint, you’re done for!”
“Trust Nan Shen! Absolutely safe! When have I ever screwed you over?”
Qin Shou: …
When have you ever not screwed me over?
24 hours a day, okay?
“Can we really outrun them?”
Jiang Nan: (՞ට՞)و✧
Qin Shou gritted his teeth. “Just for that confident little expression, I’m in!”
Jiang Nan grinned, pulled out a pair of super-speed slippers!
Qin Shou kicked off his shoes and slipped them on!
“I’m ready!”
Jiang Nan grabbed the back of his collar and flung him hard. “Put your life on the line! Go, Wind-Chasing Youth!”
Qin Shou: ???
“Eh? You didn’t say anything about risking my life!”
[Resentment from Qin Shou +1000!]
Qin Shou was thrown from high in the sky straight in front of the cow herd!
Every cow’s gaze instantly locked onto him!
The moment he landed! His legs spun like wind-and-fire wheels!
His speed shot up, leaving a long trail of smoke as he instantly overtook everyone!
Qin Shou’s face flushed with excitement. Nan Shen really didn’t lie!
With these slippers on, even the wind couldn’t catch him!
Wind-Chasing Youth! That’s me!
He couldn’t help turning back and shouting at the top of his lungs!
“Super-speed slippers, they’re no ordinary pair!”
“Put them on your feet, feel the wind in your hair!”
“On the road of escape, you’ll never be alone!”
“Wave goodbye forever to the gates of hell you’ve known!”
“Wonder where to buy them? The answer’s plain!”
“Nan Shen’s street stall, again and again!”
After roaring the jingle, Qin Shou gave a big thumbs-up to the sky, speed surging, and zoomed off in a puff of smoke!
In a flash he left everyone in the dust!
At this moment the volunteers and spiritual warriors all went insane!
At a time like this!
Stop marketing your bloody products and reciting ads, will you? You’re ruining the immersion!
Do those slippers really work that well?
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao in the wok couldn’t hold back their laughter!
It had to be something Xiao Nan told him to do, right?
Never missing a chance to set up his stall and sell, no matter the situation?
Not letting a single business opportunity slip by?
Is your true form actually a heartless vending machine?
But the herd’s full attention was on Qin Shou. The moment they saw him pull away!
They activated berserk mode and accelerated like mad. The people at the back nearly died of fright!
Jiang Nan chuckled, no hesitation. He put on his own pair of super-speed slippers!
One teleport to the ground, legs spinning like electric fans, wind beneath his feet!
He instantly caught up to the sprinting Yu Qingqing, matching her pace perfectly!
Big smile on his face. “Little Fish, want some slippers? I’ve got your favourite pink series!”
Yu Qingqing was almost crying from fear. In this life-or-death situation, how was Nan Shen still calmly selling her slippers?!
“Yes yes yes! But… but I didn’t bring cash, and there’s no signal on my phone!”
She knew Jiang Nan’s rules: cash or instant transfer only. IOUs? Not a chance!
Jiang Nan beamed. “We’re friends! How could I charge you?”
Yu Qingqing was so touched! Nan Shen is just too good!
Jiang Nan: “By the way! Do you know how to write those field mission reports? I have no idea, they’re so hard~”
Yu Qingqing: …
Give me back my感动!
Do you have to be this obvious?
Your intentions are completely exposed!
“I can write them! Let me help you, okay?”
Jiang Nan looked shy. “That would be so embarrassing? It’s wrong to do that! If Xinyi-jie finds out…”
Yu Qingqing: !!!
This is literally life and death! Stop being polite!
[Resentment from Yu Qingqing +666!]
“I insisted on writing them for you! I made you do it!”
Jiang Nan turned serious. “Size 36 pink series slippers are ready for you!”
“This service includes non-stop shoe-changing! Hop on!”
As he spoke he had already pulled ahead of her and crouched slightly!
Yu Qingqing was stunned! This exciting?
Totally worth buying these slippers!
Blushing, she leapt straight onto Jiang Nan’s back!
Jiang Nan carried her, removed her original shoes, swapped them for the super-speed slippers!
Then tied her old shoes together with the laces and hung them around her neck!
The entire process was completed at over 100 km/h!
“Enjoy your ride, and please obey traffic rules!”
He set her down. The moment she had the slippers on, her little face flushed with excitement! Her legs blurred into afterimages!
Speed exploded, and in seconds she pulled far away from the herd!
The scene stunned everyone!
No way? They actually work? Life-saving divine artefact!
Jiang Nan clapped his little hands, teleported to Du Yue!
Big smile. “Slippers? I have…”
Du Yue: “One whole week of literature homework! I insisted on doing it for you, nothing to do with you!”
[Resentment from Du Yue +666!]
Jiang Nan: ???
Everyone’s this savvy now?
He instantly carried Du Yue and swapped her shoes!
“Because this customer is extremely on the ball, you get a bonus 1-kilometre head start! Win from the starting line!”
One teleport placed her 1 km ahead. The moment she landed she shot off!
Jiang Nan teleported to Rabbit Baby next!
Before he could speak, Rabbit Baby raised her hand. “I’ll empty your classroom rubbish bin for an entire term! The one hanging right beside your desk!”
Jiang Nan: “Hop on! Shoe change!”
After the swap, Rabbit Baby bounced away at top speed. She felt like she had profited massively!
Hehe!
At this point Glasses Guy was freaking out! A horn was about to gore him!
“Nan Shen! One whole week of spiritual circuit notes! Come on! Hurry!”
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up. One teleport and he stuffed a pair of slippers into Glasses Guy’s arms!
“Deal! No backing out!”
He pulled out a little notebook and jotted down every transaction!
Glasses Guy went mad! Do you have to be this calm and collected?!
“Na… Nan Shen! Help me change shoes!”
Jiang Nan glanced at him. “Pah! Change them yourself! What, a big man doesn’t have hands? Think I’m gonna blow your nose for you too?”
One teleport and he vanished…
Glasses Guy clutching the slippers: ???
Didn’t you say there was a non-stop shoe-changing service?!
