He just… left?
He really just left like that?
I haven’t even got on board yet!
You said the customer is king, that you offer non-stop Haidilao-level shoe-changing service, where did that go?
Do you have to treat guys and girls so differently?
The herd is right behind me! How am I supposed to change shoes now?
“Aaaaaah! Screw it!”
Glasses Guy shoved the slippers straight onto his hands, fingers gripping them tight, then did a front flip!
Hands on the ground! Full handstand!
Glasses Guy: ጿ╭ኈ╯ቼ
๛๛๛๛ኈ
His arms turned into a blur, spinning at terrifying speed as he shot forward!
Leaving the herd far behind!
Jiang Nan: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
Glasses Guy! You absolute genius!
That move nearly made me applaud!
Rear-wheel drive turned front-wheel drive? Seriously?
Wearing the slippers on his hands? What kind of brain circuitry is this?
It actually works?
So the super-speed slippers can be used like that?
If he put them on both hands and feet, four-wheel-drive mode, he’d fly!
Everyone was stunned by Glasses Guy!
It’s clear: when life and death are on the line, people lose all shame! They’ll do anything!
After a few successful cases, the volunteers completely lost it!
“Nan Shen! I volunteer to clean the duty area for a week!”
“I volunteer to buy you yellow-stewed chicken rice for a month!”
“I volunteer to do a week of Spirit Ruin Compendium homework for you!”
“My cousin is super pretty! Long legs, graduated, single, no boyfriend!”
Jiang Nan turned serious. “Brother! You must accept my slippers!”
“Not because of your cousin! It’s purely for our classmate bond!”
“Mm~ give me your cousin’s WeChat anyway!”
[Resentment from Wang De Gua +666!]
All the volunteers bought their own super-speed slippers!
Jiang Nan happily looked at his little notebook filled with two full pages!
More than twenty girls’ WeChat numbers!
Plus over seventy classmates eagerly offering to do homework, chores, or buy him meals!
Oh my god! Am I really this popular?
Jiang Nan! You’re too awesome!
[Resentment from…]
…
The volunteers all started handstand-running away. The scene… damn~
By now the civilian spiritual warriors were completely spent!
“Come on! We want slippers too! Hurry! Don’t just sell to them!”
“Quick quick quick! It’s urgent! I can’t run anymore!”
“Sell to me first! I’ll give you a million! No joke!”
“Take care of us too!”
Jiang Nan glanced at these civilian warriors, licked his lips, eyes gleaming!
Like he was staring at a flock of fat sheep ready for slaughter!
These guys had entered under the pretext of search and rescue, yet instead of helping, they came to cultivate on the island and caused chaos! They’d massively hindered the rescue effort!
Ripping them off? Jiang Nan felt zero guilt!
He instantly teleported to the very front of the herd!
A chubby middle-aged man covered in blubber was panting heavily, drenched in sweat!
A horn was about to gore him from behind, he was shaking in terror!
“Slippers! Give me a pair!”
Jiang Nan grinned. “Sure! Cash only! No credit!”
The fat man panicked. “Who brings cash into a spirit ruin! I… I…”
“Watch! Take this watch! Patek Philippe! Enough?”
Jiang Nan: (๑¥ヮ¥๑)
“Take it off, take it off!”
The fat man sweated buckets, hurriedly unclasped the watch and handed it over!
But in that short moment, the big-horned cow behind him caught up. He was about to be launched skyward!
Fat man screamed, “Save me! Save me!”
Jiang Nan raised a brow. “Can do! But it’ll cost extra!”
[Resentment from Wang Kang +666!]
What the hell kind of selling is this?
This is straight-up robbery! Open robbery!
Did you hire these cows to chase us?
“A one-and-a-half-jin thick gold chain! Pure gold! Save me!”
Jiang Nan happily took the chain!
“Space barrier!”
“BOOM!”
The cow behind Wang Kang slammed head-first into the barrier!
The impact knocked the cow out cold, face covered in blood!
Wang Kang swallowed hard! With that skill, you’re not even scared of the herd, are you?
So you were running with us just to sell us stuff?
Are you the devil?
Jiang Nan tossed the gold chain and watch into his alternate space, shoved a pair of slippers at him, and vanished!
Off to rob… ahem, sell slippers to the next person!
Jade thumb rings, tiny earrings! Phones, lighters, silver bracelets! Necklaces, lipstick, mascara! Belt buckles, hair ties, nail clippers!
Anything they had on them except the clothes they were wearing, Jiang Nan stripped it all!
Not a single thing left!
The resentment value list exploded!
“Really nothing left? With just this… how am I supposed to sell to you!”
Jiang Nan’s little face darkened! He stared speechlessly at the pack of Qidu Space nighttime pads in his hand!
These aren’t worth much! And I can’t even use them!
The long straight-black-haired girl, already flushed from running, turned even redder!
(⑉•﹏•⑉)
“Really nothing left! I only had this pack on me, I… I…”
“If it really comes to it… I’ll kiss you once!”
Jiang Nan: ???
“This pack isn’t even enough for one pair! How do you have the nerve to offer a kiss?”
“If you want to kiss me, you have to pay extra! I’m already losing money!”
The girl’s little face instantly went dark!
Hey hey hey! I meant the kiss would make up the difference!
Shouldn’t I be the one losing out?
How much do you look down on me? You think being kissed by me is a loss for you?
What goes through your head? You really never take a loss!
[Resentment from Tang Lulu +1000!]
[Resentment from…]
This isn’t just straight-male!
This is titanium-alloy straight-Nan!
I feel personally attacked!
Jiang Nan looked hesitantly at the pack in his hand. Well, they could be used for bandages later!
“Fine! Sold to you!”
He tossed her a pair of slippers!
…
Ye Xinghe and Qi Yu suddenly jolted awake on the ground, faces bruised purple from cow hooves!
They looked at each other, utterly baffled!
Why didn’t the holy onion swords work? They were definitely pulled from Granny Liu’s garden!
This defies science!
As they puzzled over it, they saw a bunch of creatures handstand-running through the forest like fans, whooshing past!
Faces full of terror!
“What the hell? Handstand running that fast? Some new spirit beast species? The beasts on this island really are abnormal!”
“Can someone tell me where we are?”
Who knows how far one cow kick sent them!
Then the ground started shaking violently!
“Eh? Earthquake?”
“This spirit ruin has pretty active geology, no idea… hiss!”
Before he finished, a herd of stampeding cows charged madly toward them, huge hooves mercilessly stomping down!
“Holy crap! Run! Run!”
“Karma!”
“BANG BANG BANG!”
The moment they stood up they were trampled mercilessly by the herd! Instantly swallowed by cows!
…
Xiong Er had fled early. The gorillas had long carried Zhong Yingxue and the others straight to the island shore!
Only then did they breathe a sigh of relief!
They turned to look back, waiting for Jiang Nan!
Then Qin Shou came shooting out of the forest, nose bleeding, running like mad!
“Oh ho ho? End of the line? Those cows shouldn’t catch up now!”
“Haha! Nan Shen’s slippers are insane! Absolute escape divine tool!”
“Mm, time to stop… stop…???”
Why can’t I stop???
Qin Shou’s expression gradually turned to horror!
At this moment his legs were completely out of control, pedalling frantically!
Not the slightest intention of stopping! He couldn’t brake at all!
He was about to charge straight into the lake!
[Resentment from Qin Shou +1000!]
[Resentment from Qin Shou…]
Stop! Stop dammit! Stop!
There’s no road left!
But as long as the soles weren’t broken, even if his legs snapped he couldn’t stop!
Under the stunned gazes of Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, Xiong Er and all the gorillas, Qin Shou charged straight into the lake!
His legs paddled, sending water flying dozens of metres, actually sprinting across the surface at incredible speed!
True·water-walking lightness skill! Head down, just zoom!
Qin Shou: (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)～Aaaaaah! Nan Shen! I never should’ve trusted your evil!
[Resentment from Qin Shou +1000!]
Just as Xia Yao and the others stared in shock, a bunch of handstand-running people shot madly out of the forest, faces terrified!
Charging straight into the lake!
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Author’s note:
Water-walking lightness skill! Head down and zoom! We’re fast, but we don’t float! Please leave a five-star review!
