A listless, droopy black dragon was feebly flying over the lake surface!
On the dragon’s back rode Qi Yu, who had swollen up an entire size all over his body!
“Where has everyone gone?”
“Those milk cows were too terrifying! My granny kept calling me over to chat with her, but I never went…”
At that moment, a white line of water suddenly shot across the lake surface, racing straight towards them!
Before the pair could react, it whooshed past with a sonic boom!
The powerful gust nearly blew both of them into the lake. They spun several circles in the air before finally steadying themselves!
The two looked at each other, faces filled with horror!
“What the hell just zoomed by!”
“It… it looked like a turtle!”
“Stop talking rubbish! Which turtle can produce a hundred-metre tail flame? I clearly saw a Mach ring!”
“It really was a turtle! The Wonder Baby Spirit Turtle!”
Their expressions grew even more terrified!
This world is insane!
The Spirit Ruins are definitely not normal!
They felt utterly lost and confused!
…
Jiang Nan was looking at the Holy Spring Onion Sword planted beside him, his face full of delight!
You have to understand, the Holy Spring Onion Sword has a self-sacrificing ultimate skill!
That is the Spring Onion Sword Qi!
Charging it once almost completely drains all the spiritual energy in the body. After using it, the onion explodes and the sword is destroyed, so it is normally kept as a trump card!
But now Jiang Nan had finished charging early! All he needed to do was lightly inject spiritual energy, and the Spring Onion Sword Qi would fire!
Wasn’t this basically a one-time ultimate-move item?
Every normal attack now equalled an ultimate! Are you scared or not?
Unable to hide his excitement, Jiang Nan completely let himself go!
He directly pulled out two Holy Spring Onion Swords, one in each hand!
With a twist of his slim waist and a shake of his calves, he started singing, jumping, and rapping on the beach! The two spring onions swung rhythmically to the beat!
ヽ(๑˃᷄ᗜ˂᷅)ﾉ♪
“Nali daddy~ very strong very strong! Very very very very very very very sa~ ding dang cat~”
The Holy Spring Onion Swords began charging!
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue, who were secretly watching from the side, were almost dying trying to hold in their laughter!
“Pfft~ no no no! So cute!”
“He sneaked over here to do the spring onion dance to relieve his stress, right? Hehe~”
“Wow~ God Nan is twisting so beautifully! I’m in love, I’m in love~”
“Look! Little Nan is totally lost in the dance! It makes me want to join in!”
They even started unconsciously clapping the rhythm!
Oh~ listen to this cursed beat! These devilish lyrics!
It’s even more addictive than the erhu my Aunt Maria plays!
(ಡᗜಡ)～roar roar roar～
Every time he finished charging one Holy Spring Onion Sword, Jiang Nan would take a bite of durian flesh to replenish his spiritual energy!
Half an hour later!
Jiang Nan had produced a full 72 Holy Spring Onion Swords, each faintly glowing green!
Like Jedi lightsabres, they were planted in the ground, creating an extremely shocking sight!
Boom!
Another full-power collision. The stone island shook violently, rocks tumbling down. Clearly it would not hold much longer!
Because of the quake, the girls who had been secretly watching tumbled out!
Jiang Nan: ヽ(٥˃᷄ᗜ˂᷅)ﾉ
His expression instantly froze. His whole body seemed to hit the pause button, cold sweat pouring down his forehead!
In that instant, the spring onions in his hands no longer smelled good!
“Y-you… when did you start watching?”
Xia Yao imitated Jiang Nan’s tone: “From… Jiang Nan! You really are a clever little devil! We started watching from then!”
Jiang Nan: !!!
That meant right from the very beginning?
In a flash, Jiang Nan’s little face turned explosively red!
Do I not want face anymore? God Nan’s image, completely ruined!
Looking at Jiang Nan’s thoroughly flushed face!
“It’s fine, don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone!”
“Mm! I won’t show the video I recorded to anyone else. I’ll just watch it secretly under my blanket when I get back to the dorm!”
“You’re so cute!”
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes. Any real man would absolutely hate being called cute by girls!
Boom!
Another impact. The stone island was now on the verge of collapse!
Jiang Nan stopped wasting time and hurriedly made his final preparations!
At this moment, the waiting volunteers and spirit warriors were going out of their minds with anxiety!
Just then, Jiang Nan finally stepped out from behind the cliff wall!
Behind him was a bundle of glowing green spring onions strapped to his back!
Across his chest hung two bandoliers in an “X” shape!
They were not filled with bullets, but with 12 bottles of Deadly Big Green Stick!
Everyone was instantly dumbfounded!
What kind of outfit was this?
Carrying spring onions on his back and two crates of beer?
Was he planning to go down and drink with the Cang Dragon beast horde?
Even brought his own bar snacks?
“God Nan! Think twice! Are you trying to outdrink them? They won’t drink with you!”
“Even if they did drink with you! They wouldn’t eat spring onions! They’d use you as a snack instead!”
“Are you going down to deliver takeaway?”
“Yueyue! Quick, film this! It’ll go viral online!”
“Shh! Don’t talk! Already recording for three minutes!”
Du Yue’s phone camera stayed locked on Jiang Nan, phone plugged into a power bank, ready for the long haul!
Yet at this moment, Qin Shou’s eyes were shining!
Was the Spring Onion Sword Qi about to grace the martial world once more?
This time I must observe carefully! Last time it must have been my technique that was wrong!
There’s nothing wrong with the onion! So the problem must have been me!
Yes! This is exactly how it’s done! No mistake!
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes and completely ignored him!
He raised his hand, pulled out a bottle of Deadly Big Green Stick, popped the cap with one hand, and chugged it!
Physical and elemental attack +300%!
Truth serum +100%!
Pain sensation –100%!
Heroic courage activated!
Fearless! Just drink!
Then, one hand holding the bottle, the other gripping a Holy Spring Onion Sword!
His eyes burned with fighting spirit!
For the money, let’s do this!
He immediately took out a Dudu pacifier and popped it in his mouth!
Bunny Baby: ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ᗨ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾
She was excited to the point of explosion!
“Ahhh~ Pacifier War God! He’s here, he’s here!”
“Can I have the used pacifier afterwards?”
At this moment, many people couldn’t help smirking. The atmosphere had been so serious!
That pacifier really ruins the vibe!
Jiang Nan didn’t want to use it either!
The Dudu pacifier improves breathing efficiency, which is a huge help for underwater combat!
Jiang Nan twisted his neck, took a deep breath, and vanished from the island with a teleport!
Everyone was stunned!
He actually went! Soloing the Cang Dragon beast horde underwater?
Beneath the lake!
The Cang Dragons that had been continuously ramming the island base were confused!
What’s going on?
Someone came down? Is this food delivery?
Jiang Nan, pacifier in mouth, holding his breath, pointed his Holy Spring Onion Sword straight at the Cang Dragon King’s forehead!
Cang Dragon King: !!!
Provocation! Blatant provocation!
He really doesn’t take us seriously! This is our domain underwater!
(Little ones! Rip him apart!)
In an instant, over a hundred Cang Dragons swam towards Jiang Nan at top speed!
Instead of retreating, Jiang Nan charged forward! He raised his hand and injected a trace of spiritual power into the Holy Spring Onion Sword!
Like lighting a fuse! The Spring Onion Sword Qi slashed out ferociously!
Boosted by the Deadly Big Green Stick, the sword qi was terrifyingly powerful!
Its immense power even carved a trail of air bubbles through the water!
One critical hit!
It cleaved the oncoming Cang Dragon in two, blood dyeing the lake red. The spring onion in his hand shattered into chopped green onion!
Jiang Nan spun around, smashed the bottle in his hand straight onto another Cang Dragon’s head!
Instantly knocked it belly-up and unconscious!
Smelling blood, the Cang Dragons descended into complete madness, attacking Jiang Nan with everything they had!
Jiang Nan drew two more Holy Spring Onion Swords, a cold smile on his face!
Come on! Today I’m definitely stewing a pot of Cang Dragon fish soup!
The kind with chopped green onion!
For extra freshness!
