In order to gain followers, that plastic couple (Glasses Guy and Du Yue) really stopped at nothing!
They immediately sold out their own captain!
One video each: Jiang Nan for Du Yue, Qin Shou for Glasses Guy!
Even their account names were couple-themed!
Du Yue’s account: Observer of Human Baffling Behaviour!
Glasses Guy’s account: Explainer of Human Baffling Behaviour!
Under Qin Shou’s video, every single comment was identical:
“Already downloaded! See you in the ghost animal district!”
“4K quality? On my knees, thank you!”
“Thank you, Ghost Animal Ancestor, for the food! My parents!”
“The era of Treasure Island boys is over! Our ancestor Qin Shou will definitely become king! Laser rain ready!”
“Areyouready! You mine! Nose ground ah~ G ah! Ow oil root! Deng~ deng deng deng…”
Qin Shou: (٥´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)～AHH!!!
Mum! Your unfilial son! Our family line might end with me!
King of the ghost animal district! Social death!
No girl will ever fall for a ghost animal meme!
Qin Shou leapt up, grabbed Glasses Guy by the throat: “I’ll f*cking kill you! Kill you! Compensate me for my future wife!”
Glasses Guy, shocked: “How am I supposed to compensate? I want a wife too! Yueyue won’t even say yes!”
“Even if Yueyue said yes! You still wouldn’t have a wife!”
Qin Shou: “Argh I spit on you! AAAAAH!”
Qi Yu and Ye Xinghe’s faces also darkened. They had been caught on camera too!
The two idiots poking cow eyes with spring onions? That was them!
Seeing someone even more miserable than himself, Jiang Nan couldn’t help giggling!
He opened his own video again. The comments were still exploding!
“Heard pacifiers pair perfectly with spring onions! Absolutely dazzling!”
“It’s only been a few months? God Nan is already this strong? What the hell is Eight Gates Release? What the hell is dual-onion style?”
“Cang Dragon: Never thought I’d be chopped to death by spring onions!”
“Day 77 without Deadly Big Green Stick! Life has lost all colour!”
“Hahahaha! No wonder he didn’t show us his university acceptance letter at the graduation party! He went to the nursing home to be a volunteer! I can laugh about this for a whole year!”
“By the way, who exactly are these nursing home volunteers? Way too strong!”
Jiang Nan’s little face darkened. In the end, he was exposed!
How dare you~
What’s wrong with being a volunteer? You lot couldn’t even get in if you wanted to!
The two viral videos once again skyrocketed Jiang Nan’s popularity, gaining him countless followers!
Bunny Baby was swamped, frantically approving group join requests!
After all, a Gold-rank soloing an entire Cang Dragon horde underwater and pulling off that kind of battle record was practically a miracle!
And in such a flashy way!
Even Pioneer Nursing Home received massive attention because of this incident!
Many netizens dug up all the old dirt!
Turns out little yellow minions wearing “nursing home volunteer” logos had frequently appeared in major Spirit Ruins and dangerous zones before!
They had been photographed many times, and now with this incident,
Pioneer Nursing Home was officially labelled mysterious!
Jiang Nan was scrolling and replying when he noticed Xiong Er beside him staring at his phone screen, eyes shining!
(ิ✧㉨✧ิ)
Jiang Nan grinned. “I’ll buy you a phone later! One with a big screen!”
Xiong Er giggled. “Blue thin so good!”
Jiang Nan: (≖_≖)
“Big guy! Teach! Start teaching him pinyin right now!”
They took the coach all the way to Jiangcheng Airport!
Everyone had already bought tickets online. Jiang Nan was getting anxious,
because Xiong Er still had no ID and couldn’t buy a ticket!
While Jiang Nan was looking around the airport, he spotted a girl wearing a collared jacket, jeans, high boots, and a knit cap, standing straight beside a pillar in the waiting hall!
She was hugging a motorbike helmet and had clearly been waiting at the entrance for ages!
Who else could it be but Lynx?
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up with delight. One teleport later, he was right in front of her!
“Sister Meow? You came to deliver it yourself?”
Lynx jumped at his sudden appearance!
Then rolled her eyes, pulled out a document from her arms, and handed it over!
“Here! What you wanted!”
Jiang Nan took it but kept staring at Lynx’s face!
“Hehe! Light makeup? You look pretty!”
“And you said you didn’t miss me? You just wanted to see me, that’s why you came personally, right?”
Lynx unnaturally looked away!
“N-no! How is your face so big!”
“I’m off duty today! Didn’t want to bother anyone else, so I came myself!”
Jiang Nan: (ಡoಡ)～Oh?
“That’s how it is? Aiya~ your face is red~”
[Resentment value from Luo Tianhong +333!]
Lynx immediately shoved the motorbike helmet onto his head!
Then headbutted his forehead!
“Keep talking! I’ll kill you!”
Jiang Nan rubbed his sore forehead, looking aggrieved. Was admitting you missed me really that hard?
I missed you too!
“Serious talk! Why do you need ID documents?”
Jiang Nan sniggered, turned, and pointed at Xiong Er in the crowd!
Lynx’s face was pure shock!
A bear? That’s a bloody bear! You brought the bear from the Spirit Ruins back with you?
“You… he…”
Jiang Nan: “It’s fine! I’ve already sorted his academy enrolment. Just needs the ID. Trust me to get things done!”
Lynx: !!!
Oi oi oi! This isn’t something an ID can fix! He’s not even the same species!
“You’ve truly defeated me!”
“There’s something I should tell you in advance. Do you know about the Boson bodies?”
Jiang Nan blinked. “Yeah! Caught one a while back! Then she escaped. Why bring it up?”
Lynx was clearly stunned, muttering: “So the intel was correct…”
“The Boson body that the US caught escaped recently, taking all the research data on runes with her!”
“The analysis results on runes in that data are extremely valuable. World-changing stuff!”
Jiang Nan nodded heavily. He knew exactly how terrifying rune power was!
Whichever country cracked and applied more of them would naturally become stronger!
Lynx: “Every nation wants it. It’s a rare chance!”
“We’re thinking of making a move too, but we have too little information!”
“If an operation is confirmed, you’ll probably have to come along. Research shows space-type abilities can suppress Boson bodies to a degree!”
“Li Daotian can’t move lightly. A Heavenly Dao space-type has to stay in China to guard against foreign space-type incursions. The only one who can move… is you.”
Jiang Nan swallowed. “If there’s action, you must include me. I’m the best at snatching treasures!”
Lynx gave a helpless laugh. “Not definite yet. Just giving you a heads-up!”
“I’m off! Study hard at the academy! No mischief!”
She reached out and gently rubbed the red spot on Jiang Nan’s forehead that she had just headbutted!
Jiang Nan grinned. “Ride safe on the way back! Roads are slippery!”
After leaving the airport, Lynx hopped on her bike and felt something hard in her pocket!
She reached in. Three White Rabbit creamy candies!
She froze, then a faint smile appeared. She whispered: “I did miss you a little…”
Revving the throttle, Lynx sped off!
Tickets for Xiong Er sorted. Everyone passed security!
Now every single person was staring nervously at Xiong Er!
Ye Xinghe and Qi Yu squatted off to the side, angrily munching raw spring onions!
Useless rubbish! Can’t even work properly! Trash!
The security staff stared at Xiong Er in horror!
Is this a human or a bloody bear?
Wu Liang quickly lifted Xiong Er’s clothes, revealing the zipper underneath!
“Don’t panic! This is my little brother! First time up north! Afraid of cold! Wearing a mascot suit!”
Xiong Er nodded furiously: “Yes! This is my big one!”
Hearing Xiong Er speak, the security staff relaxed!
“Phew~ scared the hell out of me! This costume is way too realistic!”
“Yeah! Looks exactly like the real thing! Must’ve cost a fortune?”
“Mate, where you from? That accent’s pretty thick!”
Xiong Er grinned. “Can I go through now?”
The female security officer: “Take off the costume so I can see your face. Need to match the ID!”
Xiong Er looked at Jiang Nan in pure terror!
“Blue thin! She wants to skin me! Can I kill her?”
Jiang Nan: !!!
