This human is too evil!
He wants to skin me the moment he shows up?
How could that possibly be allowed?
Xiong Er immediately remembered Jiang Nan’s previous instructions.
Jiang Nan hurriedly pounced over and grabbed Xiong Er’s paws. “You must not kill her, please!”
The security check lady looked utterly suspicious.
Jiang Nan let out a long sigh. “Alas! It seems we can’t hide it any longer! Miss, come closer!”
Although puzzled, the security check lady still leaned in.
“Gunu gunu gunu~ gunu!”
“Oh heavens! It’s that tragic? He’s so pitiful!”
“Gunu~ gunu!”
“Waaah~ don’t say any more~ waaah!”
The lady covered her mouth, tears streaming down nonstop.
Jiang Nan sighed again. “This is all we can do for him.”
“If you don’t believe me, here’s my officer’s ID!”
As he spoke, Jiang Nan pulled out his officer’s certificate and stuffed some tissues into her hand.
The security lady kept sobbing, looking at Xiong Er with pity. “Hurry through! In your remaining days, eat something nice, do more happy things! You have to stay strong! Waaah!”
Xiong Er: (•́ω•̀)¿¿¿
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, standing nearby, were completely stunned.
What on earth did he tell her? Xiong Er just passed through like that?
He made her cry in just two sentences?
A staff member beside them quickly said, “No way! We have to verify the information! What if he’s lying…”
The security lady rolled her eyes. “Do you think a lieutenant colonel from the Dark Night Army would lie to me?”
Staff member: “Lieutenant colonel? Him? Impossible! It must be fake! Check if you don’t believe…”
“Mate, stop messing about! That’s Nan Shen! Does your family only just get internet?”
The nearby security guard rolled his eyes.
And so Xiong Er muddled through in total confusion. Even after they walked far away, the security lady was still waving at him.
“Stay strong!”
Xia Yao curiously leaned over. “Xiao Nan, Xiao Nan! What did you tell her?”
Jiang Nan grinned. “You kiss…”
“Mua! What did you say?”
“You can kiss me once, but I still won’t tell you!”
[Resentment from Xia Yao +888!]
“Pah! Stinky Xiao Nan!”
…
On the plane, Xiong Er still wore a curious expression while Wu Liang sat beside him teaching him pinyin.
Jiang Nan leaned back in his seat pretending to doze, but he was actually checking the system.
Ever since leaving the toy house, Jiang Nan had barely done any lottery draws.
The resentment points accumulated at the academy, plus those earned from selling goods at the Thousand Island Lake Spirit Ruins, now totalled an astonishing 9.31 million!
Jiang Nan couldn’t help but praise his recent efforts.
He even wanted to award himself a little medal.
He still had plenty of Holy Scallion Swords, but all his Deadly Big Green Sticks had been used up fighting the Cang Dragon Beast.
Not knowing whether the Lynx operation would happen, Jiang Nan decided to stock up some reserves.
After all, the Deadly Big Green Sticks were very useful.
[Lucky ten-draw lottery begins!]
[Thank you for your patronage! Consolation prize: one Holy Scallion Sword!]
[Thank you…]
In the first round, Jiang Nan threw in 5 million resentment points.
He got 31 bottles of Big Green Sticks. He was too lazy to count the scallions.
Then he tossed in another 3 million.
[Thank you for your patronage…]
[Congratulations! Prize: one pair of Passion Burning Gloves!]
…
Jiang Nan suddenly sat bolt upright.
A new proper prize?
He had only planned to stock up on Big Green Sticks, yet he got a pleasant surprise?
Now the Deadly Big Green Sticks were directly added to the system shop! 1000 resentment points per bottle!
With 3 million resentment points, he drew 8 pairs of Passion Burning Gloves!
Jiang Nan felt a little excited and immediately checked the prize description.
[Passion Burning Gloves!]
Effect: After wearing the gloves, stroking the opponent’s cheek will erase a period of their recent memory!
The harder the stroke, the longer the memory erased!
One stroke can erase up to 60 seconds of memory, and the memory cannot be recovered!
Glove effect lasts 30 minutes!
Passion Burning Gloves! ☞
Most reliable for doing bad things! ☞
Giao giao I li giao! Giao!
Jiang Nan: (๑˃̶͈̀ヮ˂̶͈́)۶～giao!
Doing bad things!
I love doing bad things the most!
The dream of a memory-erasing brick never came true!
But memory-erasing gloves appeared first?
Just stroking someone’s cheek can erase one minute of their memory?
This is amazing! Comparable to the Men in Black neuralyzer!
Jiang Nan immediately took out a pair of Passion Burning Gloves.
White, made of silk, thin as cicada wings, looking very high-end!
Jiang Nan impatiently put them on.
Since it was a proper prize, he wasn’t worried about side effects at all.
His big eyes darted around and finally landed on Xia Yao.
“Big Wolf Extinctor! Look at me!”
“Hm? What’s up?”
Jiang Nan swallowed.
It… should be fine, right?
At worst she only loses one minute of memory! It won’t turn her stupid, will it?
Trembling slightly, Jiang Nan gently touched Xia Yao’s cheek.
Xia Yao’s pretty face flushed. “I… is there something on my face? Why are you touching me?”
Jiang Nan asked nervously, “Don’t you feel anything wrong?”
Xia Yao looked blank. “No!”
Jiang Nan: ???
Wasn’t it supposed to erase one minute of memory by stroking the cheek?
Why isn’t it working?
So Jiang Nan took a deep breath and touched her cheek again.
Xia Yao’s face grew even redder, her big eyes staring at him. “You… what are you doing~ still touching my face!”
Jiang Nan was baffled! Why still not working?
“Big Wolf Extinctor! You must tell me if you feel anything! This is very important to me!”
Xia Yao looked confused but nodded anyway.
Jiang Nan touched her cheek again, this time with more force.
“How about now? Any feeling?”
“Mmm~ my face feels hot! Heart beating fast! Lips a bit dry!”
“And now?”
“Heart beating even faster, ears burning! And… hey! What exactly are you doing!”
Xia Yao’s face was almost completely red, her heart racing like crazy.
Is Xiao Nan teasing me?
While thinking, Jiang Nan placed both hands on Xia Yao’s face!
He kept stroking her cheeks!
But Xia Yao showed no sign of memory loss! She remembered everything clearly!
In desperation, Jiang Nan started rubbing hard! He deformed Xia Yao’s little face!
Her cheeks turned bright red! Her silver hair became all messy!
Xia Yao: (๑)`3´(๑)
Xia Yao: (๑`~´๑)
[Resentment from Xia Yao +1000!]
[Resentment from Xia Yao…]
He’s definitely teasing me!
Treating my face like dough!
“Shoo shoo shoo! Get away! Still rubbing! I’ll kill you!”
Jiang Nan looked completely stunned!
What kind of rubbish is this! Wasn’t it supposed to erase one minute of memory?
I touched her face! I used force!
I rubbed Big Wolf Extinctor’s face red, and it still doesn’t work?
System!
I could accept consolation prizes being rubbish! But now even proper prizes are this unreliable?
Pure deception! Blatant deception!
Broken system, give me back my resentment points! Give me back my hard-earned money!
[…]
[(⇀‸↼‶)]
[Use more strength!]
[Could you be any weaker?]
Jiang Nan was dumbfounded!
How much strength counts as strength?
I already rubbed Big Wolf Extinctor’s face red, and that still doesn’t count?
Any harder and it’d be slapping her!
Slap Wolf Extinctor’s little face? I couldn’t bear to do that!
Wait!
Passion Burning Gloves?
How exactly are they “burning with passion”?
Don’t tell me you have to slap really hard to trigger the memory loss?
The description even said “stroking the cheek”?
Pah!
So slapping someone’s face is now described so politely?
