I’m a legitimate businessman!
Only doing proper business tonight, definitely not sneaking into the girls’ dorm for anything shady!
No way, no way!
After the volunteer activities ended, Jiang Nan skipped merrily toward the boys’ dorm.
[Resentment from Guan Hu +1000!]
[From Guan Hu…]
At that moment, a long string of resentment values from Guan Hu flooded the list!
Refreshing nonstop!
Jiang Nan blinked. Guan Hu must have reached the Kabu tribe already?
Huh? Doesn’t this guy feel any gratitude? I’m doing this for your own good!
He… should still be able to bring back my griffin egg alive, right?
Whatever, whatever!
One teleport and he was right under the boys’ dorm!
Stall mat spread, goods all lined up!
Underwear, slippers, Vigour Water, black garlic, chives, giant durians, three bundles of scallions, super eye-catching!
Jiang Nan, wearing his Passion Burning Gloves, sat on a little stool holding a megaphone!
Even before he started selling, he’d already drawn a crowd!
“Holy crap! He actually came! Nan-shen sells everything under the sun!”
“Heh! Today Nan-shen won’t scam a single penny out of me!”
“Not buying! He beats me every day! Only an idiot would support his business!”
“Let him freeze out there!”
Plenty of guys leaned over balconies waiting to watch him make a fool of himself!
Over at the girls’ dorm, many girls were already watching through the wire fence!
Some even brought little stools. A few senior sisters looked positively furious!
Jiang Nan planted hands on hips, not scared at all!
On my own turf? Who am I afraid of?
He put on a profound expression.
“Tonight we’re not talking money! I just have one question for you all!”
“Do you… want to have love?”
The moment he said that, every guy froze, instantly hooked!
Was Nan-shen going to teach his legendary girl-charming techniques?
Everyone knew how crazy popular Jiang Nan was with girls; they went wild for him!
If they learned this, wouldn’t love come whenever they wanted?
“Nan-shen! You’re gonna teach us how to get girls?”
“Yeah! Teach us! We’ll even pay!”
“I want to be popular with girls too!”
Jiang Nan glanced at one guy. “You ugly thing have pretty high hopes! This stuff depends on looks! And you don’t have any! Ugliness is the original sin!”
“Even if you’re uniquely ugly, you still have no chance!”
[Resentment from Chang Fa +1000!]
“Fuck! Don’t stop me! I’m gonna kill him!”
“Calm down! You crazy? Know your enemy and retreat!”
Chang Fa gritted his teeth, face full of hatred!
Jiang Nan turned serious.
“But now! Looks will no longer be the stumbling block to your love!”
“Want to fly wing-to-wing with your goddess?”
“Want to escape lick-dog status and have real love?”
“From this moment on! Even you ugly things can have love!”
“All you need is one 3.18 million ‘Fly Together’ package!”
A barrage of advertising copy completely stunned the guys!
“What the hell kind of package is that! So expensive?”
“Ptui! You’re the ugly thing! Why do I suddenly want to beat him up so bad!”
“Didn’t you just say we weren’t talking money?”
“Slurp~ That price is genius! What’s in the package?”
Jiang Nan smiled confidently.
“100% confession success rate! As long as you can get your goddess to show up, ten minutes and I guarantee success!”
“Plus free bottle of Vigour 1.0, one bundle of Spirit Chives, and three pairs of Hulk briefs!”
“Tonight will be extra spectacular!”
Everyone was floored. 100% success rate?
“No one brags like that! Who’d believe you!”
“Spectacular night? Chives and Vigour? Hiss~ who could survive that!”
“3.18 million is a bit pricey, but chasing a goddess could cost everything and still fail! If it really works?”
“What if it fails? Refund?”
Jiang Nan patted his chest. “My reputation guarantees it. Fail and full refund!”
As if!
Once the money’s in my hands, good luck getting it back!
Besides, how could it possibly fail? My plan is flawless!
Chang Fa hesitated but still walked over. “You can really help me get together with my goddess?”
Jiang Nan grinned. “9 o’clock! Get your goddess to the bench by the little forest. Ten minutes, I guarantee success!”
Chang Fa gritted his teeth and stomped. “Give me one set! I want a spectacular night with my goddess too!”
After receiving the transfer, Jiang Nan immediately shoved a Vigour-Chive-Warrior set into his arms!
“Here! Bring your ID tonight, you’ll need it!”
Chang Fa swallowed, face excited. “I’m going to ask my goddess out right now!”
Jiang Nan: “See that! Even someone this ugly has a chance at love! What are you all still waiting for?”
“Only 18 Fly Together packages tonight! First come, first served!”
[Resentment from Chang Fa +1000!]
You’re the ugly one! Ptui!
Now plenty of guys were tempted!
3.18 million was a bit much, but as gold-rank spirit warriors, money came easy!
If it really worked, it wouldn’t be wasted!
Soon four or five more guys came down to buy!
Jiang Nan pulled out a little notebook. “You at 9:10! You at 9:20! Line up your times, one by one!”
They all went off excitedly to invite their goddesses!
Even Qin Shou bought a set!
Money was pouring in!
Jiang Nan was losing his mind with joy!
Just then, two bronze-skinned hunks stopped in front of the stall!
Jiang Nan’s eyes widened!
Two identical hexagonal faces, thick brows, big eyes, sausage lips, buzz cuts, tall with big ears…
Qi Delong! Qi Dongqiang!
Literally from the same mould, impossible to tell apart!
“Nan-shen! Can you take us too?”
Jiang Nan swallowed. “You… this might be a bit difficult! I’ll try!”
The 18 slots were almost full when suddenly Lin Chen appeared at the stall!
“Get me one too. A few million is pocket change!”
Jiang Nan looked up, frowned when he saw Lin Chen. “Oh? Young Master Lin wants love too?”
Lin Chen sneered. “Love? Spare me! I already have a girlfriend!”
“But I’ve got my eye on a junior now. She says I’m a player and won’t date me. Your package can fix that, right?”
Jiang Nan curled his lip.
Ptui! Scumbag!
Deserve love? As if!
Lin Chen raised a brow. “What? Not doing my business?”
Jiang Nan grinned. “Of course I am! Old customer! I’ll give you a discount, 3 million!”
Lin Chen’s eyes lit up. “That’s great! Scan or card?”
Jiang Nan smiled wider. “Scan is fine!”
Lin Chen pulled out his phone and scanned.
“3 million sent! Schedule me for—”
*SMACK!*
Under everyone’s stunned gazes, Jiang Nan swung a massive slap!
Lin Chen’s head snapped sideways, cheek instantly red!
Dead silence!
“Holy fuck! Wasn’t he buying a package? Why did Nan-shen hit Lin Chen!”
“That slap caught me completely off guard!”
“Takes the money then slaps him! Nan-shen really doesn’t do human things!”
“They’re gonna fight~”
Lin Chen turned back, eyes shining. “That’s great! Scan or transfer?”
Then he froze!
Why the hell is my face burning?
Jiang Nan: (ಡᗜಡ)و✧ Yes~
“Scan, scan is fine!”
Lin Chen reached for his phone again and froze!
Fuck? When did I even take my phone out?
Didn’t think much, scanned and transferred!
Another 3 million received!
Jiang Nan’s little face flushed with excitement!
Mom! I invented an infinite ATM!
The kind with no password!
Lin Chen: “Money sent—”
*SMACK!*
Another huge slap!
The other cheek turned red too!
Did the money go through?
No! It didn’t!
I said it didn’t, so it didn’t!
