Lin Chen turned back again, eyes lighting up!
“That’s great! I—”
Jiang Nan, buzzing with excitement: “Scan! Scan! Hurry up, no dawdling!”
Lin Chen rubbed his cheek, frowning deeply, but under Jiang Nan’s urging, he transferred another 3 million!
“Hiss, why does my face hurt so much!”
Jiang Nan curled his lip. “I hit you! Big idiot doesn’t deserve love!”
Lin Chen froze, then roared, “What did you say? You—”
*SMACK!*
Another Passion-Burning slap!
Lin Chen, who had been raging a second ago, instantly forgot everything that just happened!
Eyes shining, he opened his mouth: “That’s great—”
“Scan! Quick!”
Lin Chen blinked. “Wait! I wasn’t finished!”
Jiang Nan stepped forward, snatched Lin Chen’s phone, scanned himself for another 3 million, then shoved it back!
Lin Chen: ???
“What are you—”
*SMACK!*
Another slap!
Lin Chen’s eyes lit up again: “That’s great! Scan it is!”
Jiang Nan, stunned: “Oh ho~ Young man’s learning fast!”
It’s already become muscle memory! You’re an excellent ATM!
…
*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!*
And so, under everyone’s dumbfounded stares!
Every time Lin Chen transferred 3 million, Jiang Nan rewarded him with a huge slap!
Left, right, left, right, Passion Burning nonstop!
“Isn’t he buying the Fly Together package? Looks more like the Big Slap Special!”
“Paying 3 million per slap? Lin Chen’s just asking to be hit! Does he have some weird fetish?”
“Damn! Come hit me! Don’t need 3 million, 10 yuan works!”
“Hiss~ his face is swollen! Lin Chen’s money really burning a hole in his pocket?”
Jiang Nan was losing his mind with joy. The Passion Burning Gloves were getting smoother with every use!
He could now precisely control how many seconds of memory to erase based on slap strength!
I’m such a clever boy!
At this point, both of Lin Chen’s cheeks were swollen like steamed buns, purple and blue!
*Ding~*
Phone notification:
“Sorry, insufficient balance! Remaining: 17.68 yuan! Payment failed!”
Lin Chen: ???
“Insufficient? How? I had over 70 million! Where’s my money?”
Jiang Nan, shocked: “What? Broke already? Didn’t you say a few million was pocket change? You… you can’t even afford this little bit?”
Lin Chen panicked: “I have money! Where did it go? Why… why is my face numb?”
Jiang Nan wiped his nose. “It’s too cold out here! Look, your face is frozen and swollen! Hurry back inside, good boy! Come find me again when you’ve got money!”
Lin Chen rubbed his cheeks and walked off, looking like he’d seen a ghost!
Something feels seriously wrong!
But in his memory, he just came out, negotiated a price with Jiang Nan, and the moment he tried to pay, his money vanished!
Where’s my money? Face frozen swollen? Is it really that cold?
Jiang Nan: (ง՞ټ՞)و✧
In just over twenty minutes, all 18 Fly Together packages were sold!
“Don’t just focus on flying together! Check the other stuff! Nobody wants Holy Scallion Swords?”
“These are EX Curry Sticks! Super powerful!”
As soon as he finished speaking!
Three figures leapt from the balcony!
It was Qin Shou and his two brothers, eyes gleaming at the scallions!
“Nan-shen! These are the scallions you use, right?”
“The ones that can shoot sword qi?”
“Show us one!”
Jiang Nan grinned, no hesitation. Pulled one from the bundle!
Twist hips, step forward: “Nani daddy~”
The scallion straightened in his hand. He whipped it sideways!
The arm-thick iron fence behind him was cleanly sliced!
Qin Shou trio’s eyes lit up: “Yes yes yes! That kind! How much? We’ll take all three bundles!”
Jiang Nan chuckled: “100k each! 100 per bundle!”
No questions asked, they transferred 30 million instantly!
Each hugged a bundle like treasure!
“Last time we definitely raided the wrong garden! Wasted all that digging!”
“This batch is perfect! Haha!”
“Should’ve just bought from Nan-shen from the start!”
Jiang Nan turned serious: “Brothers! These scallions…”
Qi Yu: “Don’t worry! Our lips are sealed!”
“No! These scallions actually…”
Ye Xinghe: “Relax! We’ll treat the Curry Sticks well!”
“Listen to me! My scallions—”
Qin Shou glared: “No more talking! We’ll remember your kindness! More would be too much!”
Jiang Nan: (ꐦ乛◡乛)
You told me not to say anything!
Hmph!
Fine, no talking then!
Holy Scallion Swords sold too!
Just from scallions and Lin Chen, Jiang Nan made over 100 million!
Wow! Street vending is insanely profitable!
9 PM sharp, Jiang Nan quickly packed up and teleported to the bench by the little forest!
Still had Fly Together packages to deliver!
Right now in the little forest!
19 love-seeking “ugly things” formed a long queue, faces brimming with excitement!
The moment Jiang Nan appeared, they all lit up!
Jiang Nan cleared his throat: “Brothers! Everyone brought ID, right?”
“Already booked a net café private room! Whether I bring the goddess home depends on you!”
Jiang Nan’s brain froze. Net café? You’re taking your goddess to an all-night net café?
I…
“No wonder you’re single!”
Chang Fa was first, visibly nervous, lips dry!
“N-Nan-shen! What do I do?”
Jiang Nan: “You prepared all the confession lines I told you to think of, right?”
Chang Fa nodded hard: “Over 100! Don’t know which to use! I… I…”
Jiang Nan patted his shoulder: “No problem! Use them all!”
Chang Fa: ???
What? All of them?
But… you only get one confession chance! If you fail—
“Have confidence! If she agreed to meet, she already has some feelings for you, otherwise she’d ignore you!”
At this, Jiang Nan grinned: “Remember! You only have ten minutes! Better succeed… or else, hehe!”
Chang Fa shivered!
Just then!
A senior sister in a white down jacket arrived shyly at the bench under the streetlight and sat quietly!
Expression full expectation, part confusion!
Jiang Nan blinked: “Chang Fa! That’s your goddess?”
“Yeah! What’s wrong?”
Jiang Nan: “Maybe pick another? For your own good! Your goddess has super stinky feet! Eye-watering kind, never washes them at night…”
The crowd of “ugly things” stared at Jiang Nan in shock!
How do you know that? She… hiss~
Chang Fa, stay strong!
Chang Fa’s face went green. He glared at Jiang Nan: “I like her just the way she is! I’m going!”
Taking a deep breath, he strode toward his goddess!
Under the streetlight, snow falling!
On the bench, soft light!
Perfect confession scene!
Lu Yue: “Chang Fa? So late, what’s the important thing you wanted to tell me?”
Chang Fa was sweating bullets, opened his mouth, then chickened out!
Glanced toward the forest. A bunch of guys squatting and watching!
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes hard: “Say it, you idiot!”
Chang Fa gritted his teeth, eyes shut: “Xiao Yue! I like you! Will you be my girlfriend?”
Lu Yue froze, then smiled bitterly: “Sorry, Chang Fa! You’re a good person!”
Chang Fa went rigid, as if struck by lightning, instantly wearing the “mask of pain”!
Good person card?
What the hell! Didn’t you say 100% success?
Nan-shen! I trusted you!
[Resentment from Chang Fa +1000!]
Lu Yue looked disgusted: “Don’t make that face! It’s ugly! All wrinkled!”
Chang Fa: *spurt~*
Goddess not only gave me the good person card! She called me ugly!
Damn you, Jiang Nan! Give me back my money!
Jiang Nan opened a space wormhole! Slipped on fresh Passion Burning Gloves!
Controlled the force and delivered a perfect slap!
*SMACK!*
Lu Yue’s head tilted, cheek slightly red, hair a little messy!
“Chang Fa? So late, what important thing did you want to tell me?”
Chang Fa was completely stunned!
Wait… what just happened? Didn’t she just reject me and call me ugly?
Did… did it reset?
Jiang Nan: “What are you waiting for? Next version! Go!”
Chang Fa dropped to his knees: “Yue! Tonight’s moon is so beautiful! Just like you!”
Lu Yue’s eyes dimmed: “Thank you, but I don’t feel that way about you! Let’s just be friends!”
*SMACK!*
“Huh? Chang Fa, why are you kneeling?”
Chang Fa: !!!
Holy shit! One slap and it reloads? New confession attempt?
So as long as my goddess can take the hits, I get infinite retries?
What kind of insane mechanic is this!
Not just Chang Fa, the dozen-plus “ugly things” watching exploded with excitement!
This is a dating sim with save points?
Money well spent! Totally worth it!
Chang Fa: “Yue! I’ve liked you since we were kids! I’m your childhood friend! Can childhood friends really not beat a new guy?”
Lu Yue fidgeted with her fingers: “Don’t be like this! It’s… it’s not the same! I don’t feel that way…”
*SMACK!*
Both of Lu Yue’s cheeks were now red. Jiang Nan rubbed his hands, full of fighting spirit!
If you don’t feel anything today, I’ll slap feelings into you!
Chang Fa: “Xiao Yue! Be with me! You’re the love of my life!”
Lu Yue was about to refuse again! But looking at Chang Fa kneeling,
Her cheeks felt burning hot!
Her face must be really red right now, right?
Wait! No!
Didn’t I not like Chang Fa? But… why am I blushing?
My body never lies!
Could it be… I don’t actually like someone else?
It really is Chang Fa?
