Lu Yue looked at Chang Fa kneeling on the ground, her eyes shy, heart racing!
She covered her burning cheeks with both hands.
Wow! I’m so stupid. Only today did I finally realise who I truly like?
Blushing, pounding heart.
This… this must be the feeling of falling in love!
“Stand up! I… I accept!”
Chang Fa froze for a split second, then leapt up in wild excitement!
Nan-shen didn’t lie!
Money well spent!
“Hahaha! Yes yes yes! Amazing! From today, Chang Fa is officially off the single-dog list!”
Lu Yue stood up, face crimson with embarrassment.
“I… I actually have a lot of flaws. For example, my feet smell a bit! Are you still willing to be with me?”
Chang Fa’s eyes were full of affection. “I love everything about you! Even if your feet smell, it must be the sour-sweet smell of love! Haha!”
Lu Yue’s face turned even redder. She lightly pounded his chest with her little fists. “Aiya~ you’re awful!”
Jiang Nan and the crowd hiding in the little forest:
“Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) *vomits*”
The sour-sweet smell of love?!
That’s just foot odour!
How did you manage to say something so disgusting?!
Chang Fa, ecstatic, turned and gave Jiang Nan a huge thumbs-up!
First one, perfect success!
The rest exploded with excitement. This Fly Together package was insanely worth it!
At that moment, hope blazed in everyone’s eyes!
9:10. The next goddess arrived right on time and sat on the bench!
Streetlight glowing, snowflakes drifting, north wind howling, the world vast and white!
On the bench, boy and girl sat side by side, confession in progress, cheeks flushed red!
Three minutes later, another couple successfully matched by Jiang Nan!
Jiang Nan: (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
In reality, if the girl agreed to meet, it already proved there was some emotional foundation!
She was at least open to the idea!
The feelings just hadn’t heated up enough!
Confession scenes are tense by nature. Add infinite save-scumming plus Passion-Burning slaps to create blushing and heart-racing sensations.
It’s dry kindling meeting fierce flames. One poke and it’s done!
I’m a little genius!
Even the God of Marriage should thank me for my contribution to the matchmaking industry!
One by one, the clients went up. The process was tough, but the results were beautiful!
At 10 o’clock, it was finally Qin Shou’s turn. He looked incredibly nervous.
“Nan-shen! The continuation of the Qin family line depends entirely on you!”
Jiang Nan blinked. “Huh? So generous? This kind of thing is better done personally, right?”
[Resentment from Qin Shou +1000!]
What kind of comprehension is that?!
That’s not what I meant!
You…
“Hey hey hey, she’s coming! Go, don’t worry, I’ve got you!”
Qin Shou straightened up and walked over!
On the bench sat a girl with light freckles.
“Whatever it is, say it quick!”
Qin Shou wiped his nose. “Jiao Jiao! Will you be my girlfriend?”
Li Jiao looked stunned. “Most people daydream at night. You? Day and night!”
“You’re a good guy! Decent-looking too. At first I did have some feelings!”
“But you’re a total freak! How could I ever date you?”
“If I went out holding your hand, my girlfriends would die of embarrassment! Give up!”
Qin Shou: *spurt~*
A wounded heart is like shattered glass!
*SMACK!*
One slap, save point reloaded!
Li Jiao: “Ew~ no way I’m your girlfriend! Embarrassing!”
*SMACK!*
“No no no! Never! Dating you would infect me. I’d turn into a freak too!”
*SMACK!*
“Heh~ ptui! Never! My life would be stained forever!”
*SMACK!*
…
At this point, Qin Shou’s heart felt like it had been through a blender!
Ten whole minutes!
57 confessions, 57 rejections. Heart shattered on the floor!
Li Jiao: (๑･᷄)ε(･᷅๑)
“Impossible! I’d rather die than be your girlfriend!”
Her face was full of defiance, resolve unshakable!
Ten minutes up!
Jiang Nan teleported in, looking at the red-faced Li Jiao with guilt.
“Sigh~ sorry for the trouble!”
Before she could react, he stuffed two Supreme Beauty Pills into her mouth!
“Mmph~ Nan-shen? Why…”
After swallowing, Li Jiao’s cheeks returned to normal. Even her freckles vanished!
She instantly became a level more beautiful!
Jiang Nan grabbed her arm, teleported her straight to the dorm area!
Then one memory-wipe slap!
Li Jiao stood at the entrance, confused.
“Huh~ so late already? Past curfew? Never mind, not going!”
“Hm? Why does my skin feel so smooth? Oh my god, I’m glowing!”
…
Back on the bench, Qin Shou sat lost and forlorn!
When Jiang Nan returned, tears streamed down his face.
“As expected! Freaks don’t deserve love!”
“You promised 100% success! Refund! Give me my money back!”
Jiang Nan grinned. “No problem, no problem!”
He grabbed Qin Shou’s arm and teleported deep into the forest!
From the depths came the sound of firecrackers: *crack crack crack crack!*
Three minutes later!
Qin Shou appeared back in his dorm room, nose gushing blood!
“What? It’s already past 10? Wasn’t it just 8 o’clock?”
“Nosebleed? Hiss~”
His eyes rolled back and he fainted on the bed!
Jiang Nan reappeared in the forest, cracked his neck, and grinned!
“Alright! Next!”
The remaining guys looked suspicious. “Where’s Qin Shou? Did you refund him?”
Jiang Nan chuckled. “Of course! My reputation guarantees it!”
Refund? As if!
Even if I agreed, the system wouldn’t!
Otherwise those ten minutes would’ve been wasted!
Besides! I’m doing a good deed!
Just helping Qin Shou forget some painful memories. Good for his mental health!
I’m helping him!
Yes… exactly!
Definitely not pocketing the money!
Plan flawless! Double insurance!
If confession fails, just slap the client’s memory away!
Zero bad reviews guaranteed!
The ultimate conscientious merchant? That’s me!
Next up: the Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang brothers!
As it turned out, even Passion Burning Gloves had limits!
The previous successes all had some emotional foundation. With all the factors combined, they worked!
But the twins’ looks were… beyond words!
The girls flat-out refused!
Jiang Nan had no choice but to deliver two more zero-review services!
Appearing back in their dorm, the twins stared in horror at their gushing nosebleeds!
“This… heavens! Did the radiator explode or something?”
“Dongqiang! Quick! Grab the washbasin!”
Midnight, 12 AM. Jiang Nan rubbed his aching palms with an auntie smile!
18 clients, 11 couples successfully matched! Plus 7 complimentary zero-review services!
Perfect close of business!
This round of “perfectly legitimate business” netted a terrifying 158 million+!
The most he’d ever earned!
Even after stall fees (converted to skill points), he still had 1.58 million left!
Combined with what he had before, total skill points: 1.83 million!
Enough to max one skill, and with a little effort, a second!
Jiang Nan was a little happy!
But then he suddenly remembered Xiong Er and Wu Liang getting beaten earlier, and the happiness vanished!
Endure for a moment, and the storm will pass!
Take one step back, and the more you think, the angrier you get!
That Xiao Zhen still didn’t think he was wrong!
No, no!
Jiang Nan teleported away again, vanishing into the night…
