In the dorm, Xiao Zhen had just finished showering!
Looking in the mirror, bruises all over his body, face still purple and blue!
As expected of platinum-rank physique!
In just one afternoon, the swelling had already gone down a lot!
He opened his mouth to check. His molars were gone!
“Pretty ruthless! Once I heal, just you wait!”
“You’ll see!”
Xiao Zhen, wrapped in a bathrobe, walked into the bedroom and saw Jiang Nan lying on his bed, one arm behind his head, legs crossed, happily munching on a freshly opened jar of preserved plums.
“Ugh, not good, not good! Way too sour!”
Yet he kept stuffing them in his mouth. Half the jar was already gone!
Xiao Zhen: !!!
“That’s my preserved plums! I hadn’t even opened them yet, you—”
That’s not the point!
The point is why are you in my bedroom in the middle of the night?!
“Jiang Nan! Are you tired of living?”
Jiang Nan grinned. “Nothing much! Just felt bad for knocking your teeth out earlier. Thought I’d treat you to a couple of beers. I’m magnanimous. I never hold grudges!”
Two bottles of beer sat on the nightstand!
Xiao Zhen frowned. He really came to drink?
He sneered. “Scared of me now? Forget the beer! I can let things slide with you, but spirit beasts are evil! Every last one must die!”
Jiang Nan beamed. “Whatever you say! But I came all this way in the dead of night. Not drinking would be rude, right?”
Xiao Zhen glanced at him. “Fine, one bottle then. I do like Deadly Big Green Sticks!”
He sat on the bed. “What are you waiting for? Move! You expect me to pull you up?”
Jiang Nan: ???
Damn?
Give you an inch and you take a mile!
Jiang Nan grabbed a bottle of Deadly Big Green Stick, grinning. “You really like them?”
Xiao Zhen: “Yeah, this stuff doesn’t give you a hangover, and it’s—”
*CLANG!*
Before he could finish, Jiang Nan smashed the bottle right over his head!
Xiao Zhen’s eyes rolled back, legs kicked once, and he passed out cold!
Jiang Nan chuckled. “Sorry! My family’s version has to go on the head!”
He pulled out a string of Spirit-Binding Handcuffs and started cuffing Xiao Zhen!
Halfway through, Xiao Zhen suddenly jolted awake and struggled!
“You actually cracked my skull?! Try hitting me again!”
*CLANG!*
Jiang Nan grabbed another Big Green Stick and smashed it on his crown!
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Jiang Nan curled his lip. “People these days have the weirdest kinks!”
For a platinum-rank spirit warrior, a Big Green Stick only stunned for a dozen seconds!
More than enough for Jiang Nan to restrain him!
When Xiao Zhen woke again, hands and feet were tightly cuffed with Spirit-Binding Handcuffs!
Even his mouth was stuffed with a pair of slippers!
“Mmmph! Mmmph!!!”
Right now, Xiao Zhen was a lamb ready for slaughter, completely helpless, eyes filled with terror!
Jiang Nan narrowed his eyes, smiling brightly.
“Since you still haven’t realised your mistake, I’ve decided to give you a week-long re-education course!”
Xiao Zhen: !!!
“Mmph!”
[Resentment from Xiao Zhen +1000!]
[From…]
In his frantic struggling, his bathrobe fell off!
Xiao Zhen froze. The air turned deathly silent!
…
…
Jiang Nan glanced down!
Pursed his lips: (ˉ▽￣～) Tch~
[Resentment from Xiao Zhen +1000!]
[From Xiao Zhen…]
Aaaaaargh!
Explain that “tch”! What did it mean?!
Who are you looking down on?!
Why the contemptuous look?!
This was even more infuriating than being tied up!
Jiang Nan’s smile grew increasingly perverted. He cracked his knuckles!
“Sorry! Revenge is a dish best served immediately!”
With that, he pounced, fists raining down!
*Bang! Smack! Bang!* Nonstop meaty thuds!
The bed legs shook like crazy!
“Mmmph!!!”
[Resentment from Xiao Zhen +1000!]
[From…]
Downstairs!
Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang each held a washbasin!
Hearing the creaking and all sorts of noises from above, they licked their lips.
“Zhen-ge is insane! Just got back and already going at it? Tsk tsk tsk!”
“Got beaten that bad and still has energy for a night battle? Strong!”
“Hey Dongqiang! You think our nosebleeds are from pent-up heat?”
“Makes sense, makes sense!”
But two full hours passed and the noises still hadn’t stopped!
The twins were genuinely shocked!
Zhen-ge… is truly powerful!
Upstairs, Xiao Zhen’s room!
Jiang Nan stood up, wiped the sweat from his brow, looking refreshed!
Xiao Zhen’s barely healed injuries were swollen again. He glared at Jiang Nan through slits for eyes!
You’re not human! You’re really not!
Who beats someone like that?!
“Still daring to glare?”
Jiang Nan hoisted Xiao Zhen over his shoulder and teleported away!
Maple Villa!
Wu Liang’s room. He was teaching Xiong Er calligraphy!
Jiang Nan’s sudden appearance startled them both!
“Brother Nan! What are you—”
“What did you bring?”
Jiang Nan chuckled. “Stop studying! Need some work-life balance! Here, help me hit for a bit!”
He dumped Xiao Zhen on the floor!
[Resentment from Xiao Zhen +1000!]
[From…]
Listen to yourself! Is that human speech?!
Wu Liang’s eyes widened. “Holy shit! Isn’t this the guy from earlier—”
Xiong Er: “Ah! It’s him—”
Jiang Nan: Shh~
The two humans and one bear exchanged looks, formed a circle around Xiao Zhen, and their smiles turned evil!
“Payback time! Hit him!”
*Crack! Bang! Pow!*
The three bent over and went to town!
“Mmph! Wuuu~”
[Resentment from Xiao Zhen…]
Another two hours later!
Looking at Xiao Zhen foaming at the mouth, unconscious on the floor!
Wu Liang swallowed. “Brother Nan… what if someone finds out?”
Xiong Er: “We killing him tonight?”
Jiang Nan laughed. “No one will find out! You two practise for now. Same time tomorrow!”
He slung Xiao Zhen over his shoulder and returned him to his dorm!
Jiang Nan slipped on the Passion Burning Gloves and delivered a flurry of slaps!
“Sigh~ I’m just too kind-hearted!”
“No need to keep painful memories!”
He precisely slapped away exactly the memories from midnight onward!
Then fed him a detox little yellow bean to cool the fire!
Cleaned the room meticulously, restored everything to how it was, and only then left satisfied!
…
Next morning! Beautiful sunshine!
Xiao Zhen slowly woke up, feeling the warmth of his blanket!
He sat up, stretched hard, feeling sore all over!
“Hm? Why am I so tired after one night’s sleep?”
He frowned, then sniffed!
“Hiss~ what’s that smell? So bad!”
He lifted the blanket and froze at the magnificent sight before him!
“Urgh~ *vomits!*”
He bolted to the bathroom, puking nonstop!
I’m 23 this year! How… how did I wet the bed?!
*Urgh~*
He was thoroughly disgusted with himself. Went to wash his face to wake up!
Seeing his reflection, his eyeballs nearly popped out!
Fuck! Why is it swollen like this again?
Didn’t it almost heal last night?
Did one night’s sleep make it this much worse?
Does Jiang Nan’s punch have delayed force? What kind of fist technique is that? Such lasting damage!
Xiao Zhen clenched his teeth, seething!
Looking at the disaster on his bed, he gritted his teeth and changed the sheets and duvet cover!
His entire mental state collapsed!
No one can ever know I wet the bed, or I’m done for!
It took him over half an hour in the dorm before he finally stepped out!
Along the way, countless people stared in shock!
“Holy hell! That’s how bad Nan-shen beat him yesterday? I didn’t believe the forum, but… brutal!”
“Nan-shen is too savage!”
“I was there yesterday. Xiao Zhen didn’t look this injured, right?”
“Who knows? Maybe delayed reaction! Hiss~ tragic!”
[Resentment from Xiao Zhen +1000!]
