Early in the morning!
Jiang Nan, Xiong Er, and Wu Liang, little backpacks on, bounced happily toward morning class!
Xia Yao, curious: “Hey? Why are you three so cheerful today? Something good happen?”
Zhong Yingxue: “Did Xiao Nan pick up money or something?”
After all, nothing else seemed to make Jiang Nan this happy!
Jiang Nan grinned. “Even better than finding money!”
Beating up Xiao Zhen last night was just too satisfying!
The whole body felt refreshed, ears clear, eyes bright!
Even Wu Liang and Xiong Er looked completely satisfied!
Xia Yao: “Only one month until New Year! The academy gives three days off! You all going home?”
Zhong Yingxue shook her head with a smile. “Not going back this year!”
Wu Liang grinned. “My parents went back to the old family home. I’m staying here with Xiong Er!”
Jiang Nan rushed up, slung arms around Wu Liang and Xiong Er’s shoulders, beaming.
“Wherever you are, that’s my home! Haha!”
Xia Yao giggled. “Then let’s celebrate New Year here together!”
Jiang Nan, mysteriously: “I’ve already prepared gifts for everyone. You’ll get them during New Year!”
The moment he said that, everyone’s eyes lit up with anticipation!
Xiong Er: (･᷄㉨･᷅)
“What’s New Year?”
Jiang Nan: (٥≖_≖)
But just as they reached the classroom door!
Lin Chen was leaning against the hallway radiator, eyes red!
“You damn Jiang Nan! I’ll beep beep beep (censored)! Give me back my hard-earned money!”
“I checked the transfer records yesterday! All my money went to you! Over 70 million! And you still deny it?”
Jiang Nan, shocked: “What money?”
“Let me tell you! You can eat shit randomly, but you can’t talk shit randomly!”
“You never even bought the package yesterday. What money did you transfer me?”
[Resentment from Lin Chen +1000!]
“But these transfer records…”
Jiang Nan: “I even gave you a discount! You had no money to pay, so what money did you transfer?”
Lin Chen scratched his head. That’s exactly how he remembered it! But…
“Then how do you explain my face? They said I paid you to slap me!”
Jiang Nan glared. “Bullshit! Think with your toes! You’re not stupid!”
“I never touched you yesterday. What money did you transfer?”
Lin Chen was completely lost!
What the hell is going on? How could I be dumb enough to pay Jiang Nan to slap me?
“Then my money…”
Jiang Nan curled his lip. “Ask yourself about your own money! Why ask me?”
“Xuexue! This guy’s an idiot~”
With that, he led everyone into the classroom, leaving Lin Chen standing in the hallway, utterly bewildered!
Over the next few days!
Every night at midnight, Jiang Nan would visit Xiao Zhen’s dorm for “re-education”!
He’d even bring him to the villa for Wu Liang and Xiong Er to have fun!
Every morning, Jiang Nan and the others woke up full of energy, refreshed!
Meanwhile, every morning Xiao Zhen would lift his blanket, see the disaster inside, and vomit wildly!
Looking at his increasingly swollen face in the mirror, eyes filled with terror!
I’m not seriously terminally ill, am I?!
Ever since Jiang Nan beat him up, the injuries never healed and kept getting worse!
And wetting the bed!
Changing sheets every single day…
Seven days passed in a flash!
Xiao Zhen was completely wilted, face exhausted!
In the cafeteria at noon!
Xiao Zhen queued for food. Whispers all around!
“Hiss~ how is the injury still not better? It’s getting worse?”
“No kidding! It’s been seven days! Is Jiang Nan’s fist poisoned or something?”
“Don’t let it leave permanent damage! Hasn’t he seen a doctor?”
Xiao Zhen’s face darkened!
Just minor injuries. Why would I see a doctor?
Just then, Jiang Nan and the others walked past with their trays!
The moment Xiao Zhen saw Jiang Nan, his whole body jolted, pupils shrinking!
Instinctively, he hugged his head, squatted down, and trembled!
“No! Don’t! Don’t come near me!”
Everyone froze. Even Xiao Zhen himself was stunned!
Why do I react like this when I see Jiang Nan?
“Uh… this… is it really that bad? What’s going on?”
“He’s terrified of Jiang Nan now?”
“His mentality must’ve collapsed. No wonder. Before Nan-shen arrived, Zhen-ge was always number one. Fell off the altar in one go!”
“Zhen-ge, you should really see a doctor. This looks like psychological trauma!”
Jiang Nan, shocked!
It’s become a conditioned response?
Looks like even Passion Burning Gloves aren’t perfect!
Xiao Zhen stood up, face red, utterly confused!
Connecting it to the weirdness of the past few days, he grew deeply worried!
Am I really sick?
He lost his appetite, bolted out of the cafeteria!
…
Jiang Nan was eating when his phone buzzed!
Li Bing: Come to the lab later! I finished the upgraded Blood Incineration! Praise me quick!
(ʃƪ˘ᴗ˘)
Nan-shen: On my way! Want a candy as reward?
Li Bing: Hehe~ remember to write your will first!
Jiang Nan’s hand shook. Life-threatening now?
“I might need to go to the medical building later. I could be dying!”
Xia Yao: ???
…
After lunch, Jiang Nan and the others headed to Li Bing’s lab!
Just about to push the door!
Through the glass, they saw Xiao Zhen sitting opposite Li Bing, looking deeply troubled!
Li Bing, lollipop in mouth, holding a folder!
“What’s wrong?”
Xiao Zhen, nervous: “Doctor! I… I think I have a terminal illness!”
Li Bing, stunned: “What’s the situation? Tell me!”
Xiao Zhen gritted his teeth. “Ever since Jiang Nan beat me up seven days ago, my injuries never healed and keep getting worse!”
“And now whenever I see him, I’m terrified. I just want to hide in a corner!”
Li Bing checked his condition, frowning. “With your physique, external injuries should heal in three days. This isn’t right!”
“All your wounds are fresh. Are you sure these are from before?”
Xiao Zhen nodded. “Definitely! I only fought Jiang Nan that one time!”
“I must have some terminal disease!”
“And ever since that fight, my body clock is completely messed up!”
Li Bing blinked. “How messed up?”
Xiao Zhen glanced around, then whispered mysteriously. “These seven days! Every morning at 5 AM, I have to go!”
Li Bing: “That’s a good body clock! Regular bowel movements are healthy!”
Xiao Zhen, dark-faced: “But I don’t wake up until 5:30!”
Li Bing: *spurt* ꉂꉂ(˃᷄ε˂᷅ૂ๑)
The lollipop shot out of her mouth!
Legs kicked, chair slid over ten metres, instantly distancing herself from Xiao Zhen!
“So… you’ve been shitting the bed for seven days?”
Li Bing’s expression was pure horror, voice an octave higher!
Xiao Zhen covered his face. “Doctor! Save me! I can’t control myself!”
“I definitely have a terminal illness! Please treat me!”
Li Bing: !!!
You… how am I supposed to treat bed-shitting?!
What kind of illness is this? I can’t… ugh~
“Uh… I really can’t treat this. Maybe go to gastroenterology?”
Xiao Zhen stood up, dejected. “Alright then…”
He opened the lab door!
And immediately saw Jiang Nan standing outside, pinching his own thigh, face red from holding in laughter!
Jiang Nan: (⑉ԾжԾ⑉) Pfft~ mmph!!!
Xiao Zhen: !!!
“Ah! Don’t come near! Stay away!”
With a terrified scream, Xiao Zhen leapt backward, dove under the bed, hugged his head, and trembled!
[Resentment from Xiao Zhen +1000!]
Li Bing was stunned!
Looked at Xiao Zhen, then at Jiang Nan, then stroked her chin!
“This illness… I think I can cure it!”
Xiao Zhen swallowed. “How?”
“Go back for now! I’ll tell you later!”
Xiao Zhen gritted his teeth, crawled out from under the bed, stuck to the wall the whole way, avoiding Jiang Nan!
Then bolted out and vanished!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were baffled. Was that really Xiao Zhen? How did he become so terrified of Xiao Nan?
