The Diamond Big Durian was the size of a human head, heavy and solid in his hand.
It was covered densely with diamond spikes.
They looked crystal clear, dazzling under the light, simply like the most perfect work of art.
Excited, Jiangnan sat up straight in bed.
(๐¥﹃¥๐)
“Oh my. I have struck it rich. The shell is real diamond. How much money is this worth?”
“System. I simply love you to death.”
[(乛‸乛๐)～]
[He~ tui.]
Jiangnan directly held the Diamond Big Durian high.
My latter half of life has no worries about money. Genuine diamonds. The purest and highest quality kind.
Thrilled, Jiangnan quickly opened a space barrier, forming a square box.
To prevent the durian from exploding and splattering everywhere.
Then, unable to wait, he raised the diamond-level big durian with both hands and smashed it fiercely against the space barrier.
“Hey ya.”
“Clang.”
A crisp metallic collision sounded, numbing Jiangnan’s hands.
The Diamond Big Durian was completely unharmed?
“No way. So hard?”
“Eight Gates Release. Seventh Gate of Shock. Open.”
With buffs activated, Jiangnan used all his strength and smashed madly.
“Clang.”
The Diamond Durian bounced away fiercely. It ricocheted around in the cage formed by the space barrier, still intact.
Jiangnan: !!!
“Blood Burn. Emperor Engine. Open.”
With two ultimate buffs on, Jiangnan spat out a mouthful of old blood. He raised the Diamond Durian and smashed violently.
He looked just like an otter opening scallops.
Still could not open it.
Jiangnan’s eyes turned red with urgency.
Do you have to be this hard. If I cannot open it, how can I eat the flesh inside?
Then what use are you to me.
One lasts forever? This is too forever.
Cannot eat it? The upgrade card wasted on it?
“You forced me to this.”
Jiangnan pulled out the Great Leek Holy Sword. “Na li papa~ Vigour vigour~”
Spiritual energy poured in madly. The leek leaves began emitting green light.
“Leek Sword Qi.”
A sword qi slashed out wildly, chopping fiercely at the Diamond Big Durian.
It even cracked the space barrier.
Diamond Durian: -`ෆ´-
Still not open…
Jiangnan gritted his teeth. Today I refuse to believe this.
Ten minutes later…
The room was piled with broken weapons. Even hydraulic shears and pliers had chipped edges.
Sweating profusely, Jiangnan was using the pet egg to smash the Diamond Big Durian madly. Sparks flew.
Egg: (•̥́﹏ก̀)
Exhausted to collapse, Jiangnan looked at the still intact Diamond Big Durian with despair on his face.
How to deal with this.
Hugging the Diamond Big Durian, Jiangnan dug at it with his fingers. If he could dig off some to sell, that would work too.
When Jiangnan pressed the durian stem, pushing hard, the stem actually depressed about a centimetre with a “click” sound.
Jiangnan looked puzzled. How can this be pressed?
Then he heard a faint sound coming from inside the Diamond Big Durian, hard to hear clearly.
He instinctively put it to his ear to listen.
“Beep… beep… beep.”
Jiangnan was stunned. There really was a faint sound coming from inside.
“Beep. Beep. Beep beep beep.”
And the sound was getting faster.
Wait.
Suddenly realising something, Jiangnan’s face paled. He quickly threw the Diamond Big Durian into the space barrier. Directly sealing it with the cage.
30 seconds after Jiangnan pressed the stem.
“Boom.”
An explosion. The Diamond Big Durian detonated.
Thousands of diamond spikes carried terrifying kinetic energy, shooting in all directions.
They riddled the cage formed by the space barrier with holes like a sieve. Then it shattered completely.
Golden viscous flesh splattered everywhere. A stench breaking through the heavens instantly spread.
It filled Jiangnan’s nostrils.
Jiangnan: (|||´༎ຶ益༎ຶ)
The moment he smelled it, Jiangnan’s features twisted together. He was stunk to tears on the spot.
So… stench really can reach this unreasonable level.
This was the last thing in Jiangnan’s mind before fainting.
Then his eyes rolled back, legs stretched out. He collapsed into a pool of gold…
The terrifying explosion shook the entire villa.
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao rushed downstairs. Even Xiong Er and Wu Liang came over.
“What happened? Just now there seemed to be a huge bang.”
“I do not know either. It came from Xiaonan’s room. I thought it was an earthquake.”
“Could Nan ge have incubated the egg until it exploded?”
They quickly pulled open Jiangnan’s room door. A cloud of white smoke mixed with stench breaking the heavens billowed out.
Zhong Yingxue: Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Retch. Retch wa~
She turned and vomited.
Xia Yao: !!!
She kicked her legs and fell backwards, directly stunk unconscious.
A wolf’s sense of smell is over forty times a human’s. This great wolf extinction could not withstand it.
Wu Liang and Xiong Er beside them fared no better. Kneeling on the ground vomiting, nearly throwing up their stomachs.
The room was a mess, gold everywhere.
Jiangnan lay in a pool of gold, motionless, his face extremely peaceful.
“Retch wa~ Did Nan ge explode poop in the room?”
“Stink. So stinky retch.”
“Quick. Quick save Xiaonan out. Otherwise he will suffocate.”
Wu Liang rushed into the room without hesitation. After two steps, directly stunk unconscious on the floor. Foaming at the mouth, legs twitching.
Zhong Yingxue panicked. “I will save you.”
She rushed into the room. Three seconds later, she plunged face-first onto Jiangnan’s chest and stopped moving.
Stunk unconscious.
Xia Yao struggled awake, anxious to tears.
What room is this? This is clearly hell.
“If I do not enter hell, who will. Wait for me to save retch wa~”
Xia Yao who just rushed in hit the ground headfirst and stopped moving.
Quadra kill. Kha’Zix Q.
Xiong Er: !!!
Xiong Er directly reverted to his 10-metre tall form, squatting at the door. He stretched his arm in and fished everyone out.
At this moment, everyone was covered in gold.
They lay on the living room sofa for a full half hour before recovering.
The first thing Zhong Yingxue and the others did upon waking was vomit. Their bodies reeked, the smell simply would not dissipate.
However, Jiangnan, pillowed on Zhong Yingxue’s lap, still had not woken.
He was pinched awake by Xia Yao at his philtrum.
Groggy Jiangnan murmured, “Hmm~ Let me tell you. Just now I met the old lady wanting to feed me soup again. I would not drink. Because you cannot casually eat from strangers.”
“Then the old lady said first time strangers, second time acquaintances. This time not strangers anymore. Insisted on making me drink soup. So strange.”
Everyone’s faces darkened. Just a few days? Went for another stroll on the Naihe Bridge?
“Xiaonan. We were nearly stunk to death. What was that thing just now. Golden durian again?”
“Retch wa~ You stink so much. We all stink.”
Jiangnan suddenly woke up. “Not golden durian. Diamond durian.”
And the kind with delayed detonation.
The stem is the start button? Explodes after 30 seconds? What the heck is this principle.
Are you sure this is a durian? Not a timed biochemical fragmentation bomb?
The power is too terrifying. Even shattered the space barrier? Hiss~
This is simply not on the same level as the golden durian.
And the stench reaches the heavens. A new height of stink.
Wait. Diamonds. Where are the diamonds?
Jiangnan jumped up from the sofa. Under everyone’s horrified gazes, he pinched his nose and rushed into the room again, into that hell.
Squatting on the ground, using a small stick, he poked around in the gold.
He really found diamond spikes, sparkling.
Zhong Yingxue and the others felt their scalps tingle.
Xia Yao: “Retch wa~ No love anymore, no love. Xiaonan hurry out. Stop playing.”
Zhong Yingxue: “Yuck~ Disgusted with you. I am going to shower.”
Wu Liang stared blankly. “I cannot help but recall childhood squatting by the roadside, poking cow dung with a stick, then getting beaten by mom when I got home.”
Xiong Er looked confused. “Xiong Da. Why is Nan ge playing with poop.”
Jiangnan: !!!
What do you know? Poop my ass. This is durian flesh.
Treasures are hidden here. Saying that, he picked out sparkling diamonds one by one.
Looking at the durian flesh on his fingers, Jiangnan’s eyes sparkled. He licked his lips and tasted a bite.
An unimaginable sweetness and fruit aroma spread in his mouth.
His body’s spiritual energy instantly refilled, and continued increasing. Total spiritual power reached 150% before stopping.
“This is too amazing.”
At this moment, the three people and one bear in the living room looked at Jiangnan in horror.
[Resentment value from Zhong Yingxue +1000.]
[From Xiong Er’s resentment value…]
Egg: (꒪ͦ﹏꒪ͦ)
I am still in the room.
Will no one save me?
