The pet egg desperately hopped out of the room that was like hell, landing on the sofa. It huddled in the corner, trembling.
To be an egg, one must learn to be self-reliant. Otherwise, one cannot hatch successfully.
Watching Jiangnan happily poking around in the gold with a stick, savouring it.
Xia Yao and the others were on the verge of mental collapse.
Xiaonan is already dirty. Cannot keep him anymore.
Yuck. Disgusted.
They all went upstairs to shower. Wu Liang and Xiong Er could not withstand the stench attack either. They just wanted to wash off the smell from their bodies.
Jiangnan, however, was addicted to picking diamonds in the room.
These were all little monies.
They were all embedded in the walls from the blast. Very hard to pry out.
It took a full half hour. Jiangnan picked over a thousand diamonds from the room. Held in his palms, sparkling brightly.
“Struck it rich. Struck it rich. Retch wa~”
The diamonds were indeed diamonds. Just a tiny bit stinky. That was no big deal.
So Jiangnan decided to get more diamonds out. He could also collect the flesh, convenient for use in battles.
Looking at his room, no one could live here anymore in the future. Might as well go all out.
Jiangnan rebuilt the space barrier cage. Then pressed the stem and threw it in.
He teleported away.
“Boom.”
Then entered wearing a level one gas mask to collect diamonds and flesh.
Repeated the cycle.
Explosions sounded nonstop. The windows in Jiangnan’s room shattered. White smoke poured out through the windows.
A gentle breeze blew. The white smoke spread with the wind, enveloping the entire academy…
Boys’ dormitory area.
Qin Shou and Ye Xinghe sat on the bed, seriously studying materials.
Qi Yu came in carrying a bucket of instant noodles, eyes sparkling. “Oh my. Let me see.”
Qin Shou swallowed. “You can learn too. Give me one bite of noodles.”
Qi Yu’s face darkened. “One bite. Just one, okay. No more. I have not eaten dinner yet.”
Qin Shou grinned. “Just one.”
Damn it.
Watch me spit it all out in one go.
Taking the noodles, he stabbed the fork to the bottom of the bucket, scooping up all the noodles.
Opened his big mouth and stuffed them in.
Qi Yu: !!!
“Damn damn damn. Can you be human.”
He went to grab it. But a breeze blew in from the window. Qin Shou’s body stiffened, eyes bulging.
All the instant noodles sprayed out. Then “retch wa~” sounded.
An indescribable thing came out of Qin Shou’s mouth, all vomited into the noodle bucket.
The half bucket of noodles was filled to the brim by Qin Shou’s vomit.
Qi Yu and Ye Xinghe looked at Qin Shou in horror, faces dark.
“Qin Shou. You did this on purpose, right?”
“Eating noodles. Do you have to go this far?”
Qin Shou’s face was pale, full of embarrassment. “I won’t eat anymore. Give it back to you. Give me half a bucket. Return you a full one. You profit. No loss.”
Qi Yu looked at the full bucket vomited into, veins popping on his forehead.
Eat? How the heck am I supposed to eat this now?
He went to rough him up. But another breeze came. Instantly all three faces turned green. Kneeling on the ground, vomiting madly.
“What is this smell. Did the septic tank explode?”
“Retch~ retch.”
“Stink to explosion. What ghost. Quick close the windows. Or someone will die.”
Not just the three in the room. At this moment, the entire dormitory area, villa area, playground, the whole nursing home was filled with a fragrance breaking the heavens.
Though it was late at night, “retch wa” sounds were endless. Blooming everywhere, fragrance filling the courtyard.
Students and instructors were all stunk out. One by one covering noses, frantically searching for the source of the smell.
Resentment value list refreshed madly.
Jiangnan wearing a gas mask, covered in gold. Carrying a snakeskin bag of diamonds, somewhat bewildered.
What is going on? Where did all this resentment come from?
Looking at the hell-like room, Jiangnan decided to permanently seal it.
Better move to another room.
He had collected plenty of diamonds and flesh. Enough to use.
Pasting a label on the room door “Absolutely absolutely do not open”, Jiangnan happily went to shower.
…
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue and the four sat on the living room sofa, all with dark faces.
Even after showering, their bodies still carried the stench breaking the heavens. The kind that made eyes roll back with one whiff. For fragrant girls, this was simply fatal.
“Why can’t I wash off the smell? I scrubbed until red. No use.”
“I used a whole bottle of shower gel. Still stinky. How can this be?”
“Won’t we stink for life?”
Xiong Er looked at his arm, face ruthless. “If not, forget it.”
At this moment, Jiangnan came out after showering, wrapped in a bathrobe, towel-drying his hair.
Looking at the four on the sofa, full of disgust. “Yuck~ Why so stinky? Did not wash clean?”
[From Zhong Yingxue…]
[From Xia Yao…]
Killing gazes shot towards Jiangnan.
You still have the face to say? We stink because of you.
How could we not wash clean? The smell simply cannot be washed off.
At this moment, Xia Yao looked stunned. She directly pounced on Jiangnan, little nose coming close, sniffing nonstop.
“Sniff~ sniff. Eh? Xiaonan, how are you fragrant? Soap smell. This…”
Everyone was baffled for a moment. By rights, Jiangnan who played in the room so long should be the stinkiest. But how…
Jiangnan was stunned. Then remembered the effect description.
One lasts forever. Fragrance circulates eternally?
Oh my. The stench sticks to the body and does not go away? Circulates eternally? Hiss~
This is too vicious.
Then why am I not stinky? Because I ate the durian flesh?
Durian flesh can eliminate the fragrance of heaven stuck on the body?
Tsk tsk tsk. Wonderful.
Jiangnan’s eyes sparkled. “I think I know how to eliminate the body odour.”
“What method?”
Expectant gazes looked towards Jiangnan.
Jiangnan took out a jar of Diamond Big Durian flesh, grinning. “Eat a bite of flesh. Very fragrant.”
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue looked horrified, hugging together, hiding in the corner, trembling, shaking heads madly.
“No eat. Beat to death won’t eat.”
“You wish.”
Jiangnan: (๐՞ټ՞)
“Then stink for life. No one will want you two. Really not eat?”
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao pouted little mouths, full of hesitation. Still asked. “Really works?”
“Definitely. Otherwise how did I become fragrant?”
Saying that, he opened the glass jar, scooped a bit of flesh with his finger. In Xia Yao’s fully resistant expression, stuffed it into her mouth.
Instantly Xia Yao froze, big eyes sparkling.
“Heavens. So delicious. Retch wa~ This is too delicious, right?”
“Retch~ This tastes like chestnut. Especially sweet. Retch~ Mom ya. So good.”
“Xuexue. You try too?”
Zhong Yingxue shook head madly.
Who would believe you. Saying delicious while retching. Retching until eyes roll back.
Insincere is you, right?
Jiangnan sucked his finger clean, scooped a bit of durian flesh for Zhong Yingxue. “Na~ Eat and no stink.”
Xia Yao beside nodded madly, full of expectation.
After eating the flesh, the body odour indeed disappeared. And spiritual power total reached astonishing 150%.
This flesh is too amazing. Except for the stink.
Zhong Yingxue with red little face ate a bite. Odour dissipated, spiritual power surged.
Full of disbelief.
“Rea… really delicious hey. Retch~”
At this moment, Wu Liang and Xiong Er were already impatient.
“Nan ge. Give me some too.”
“I want eat. Ah~”
Jiangnan threw the glass jar to Wu Liang, little mouth pouting. “Dream on. Eat yourself.”
Saying that, he sucked his finger again. Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue looked speechless.
(⑉•~•⑉) Bad~
The original room became hell. Jiangnan could only change to a new room.
Early next morning, Jiangnan with a backpack on his chest, egg inside the backpack, full of energy, went to morning class.
As soon as he arrived in class, he saw many students with dark circles, tissues stuffed in nostrils, listless.
“Sigh. Good thing holiday soon. Really cannot stay in this academy. Inexplicable events up to five already.”
“Really terrifying. Heard yesterday several instructors rolled eyes from stink. Even Dean Xiao vomited on the bed.”
“That is nothing. Yesterday I sat on bench smooching with girlfriend. A gentle breeze blew. Hiss~”
“I just want to ask. Which of you two vomited first…”
Jiangnan shivered, full of guilt.
Opened the forum. Hottest post.
Title: Academy’s Seven Inexplicable Events No. 5. Evil Wind from Hell.
Muffled sounds faintly heard in the night. Precisely the devil’s footsteps.
Jiangnan: (⇀‸↼‶)
I just want to know which god wrote this.
I just opened a few dozen durians. Really did nothing else.
