In less than sixty seconds, Tang Qianya was basically a spectator, only briefly controlling some bushes to entangle the baboon leader!
And just like that, the baboon pack was wiped out?
Since when did hunting spirit beasts become so easy?
Teleportation is absolutely game-changing!
Watching Jiangnan skilfully dig out a spirit pearl from the baboon leader’s head with a triangular bayonet, Tang Qianya is still dazed!
“Hmm… baboon meat probably tastes awful. Shall we leave it?”
Tang Qianya: ???
You’re already taking their spirit pearl!
And you’re thinking of packing up the meat to go?
This brief battle was fully recorded and broadcast by a drone!
The live stream chat explodes!
“South God is way too fierce, right? The red-faced baboon pack in Tianchi Spirit Ruin is notoriously tough! Plenty of fully equipped Bronze-level teams wouldn’t dare take them on! And they did it in 57 seconds?”
“That Tang sword! So cool! Did you see that over-the-shoulder throw? Totally blew me away!”
“Teleportation is just unreal! I couldn’t even catch South God’s shadow the whole time!”
“That bear guy is definitely a national treasure-level heavy shield warrior! That chopper blade is brutal!”
“Too awesome! 666!”
The live stream audience skyrockets!
The video of Jiangnan’s team wiping out the red-faced baboon pack in 57 seconds goes viral online!
South God’s fans are sharing it like crazy!
At home, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao exchange a look, both stunned as if they’ve seen a ghost!
“Little South has really never been to a Spirit Ruin before?”
“He’s way too strong, right?”
Zhong Yingxue’s eyes are practically sparkling!
Not a hint of hesitation during the fight!
Perfect timing!
If you didn’t know better, you’d think Jiangnan was a seasoned veteran!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan’s team hits the road again!
Sitting in the car, Jiangnan reflects on the battle, feeling dissatisfied!
He underestimated the effect of the Fearful Roar!
If he could do it again, he’d take out the baboon leader first!
He also realises his team’s weakness!
Their damage output is pitifully low!
Jiangnan was playing the assassin role just now!
If they had a powerful mage, it would’ve been even easier!
Thinking of this, Jiangnan can’t help but look forward to the days after heading to Songjiang Spirit Martial!
They killed seven baboons but only got three spirit pearls!
One of them even has the Fearful Roar skill!
“What do you think? Big guy, want this skill?”
Wu Liang shakes his head, “Nah, not for me.”
“What about you, Little Tangtang?”
Tang Qianya shakes her head frantically, “I… I’ll pass!”
A delicate girl like her?
If she absorbed this skill and let out a wild roar in battle?
Scaring both enemies and spirit beasts?
Her whole image would be ruined!
A金刚芭比 (Barbie warrior) roaring online?
Little Tangtang’s heart says no way!
They keep driving, speeding along, and Jiangnan doesn’t let a single decent spirit beast or pack slip by!
Later, they don’t even stop for Black Iron-level beasts!
Jiangnan just teleports out, takes them down in seconds, and teleports back…
Wherever they go, nothing is left alive!
They don’t encounter any more spirit beasts on par with the red-faced baboons along the way!
After all, this is the outer area, where spirit beasts are scarce and low-level!
By around four in the afternoon, Jiangnan’s team reaches the safe zone!
They’ve collected 11 spirit pearls, 5 Bronze-level, the rest Black Iron-level…
Right now, Jiangnan’s resentment points list is going wild!
All from people he doesn’t even know!
He’s totally baffled!
What the heck?
I didn’t do anything to upset anyone, did I?
Could it be… I’m just too handsome and people hate me for it???
Little does he know!
The teams trailing behind Jiangnan’s group are going absolutely mental!
Along the way, there’s literally nothing left!
Not a single spirit beast in sight!
All they see are corpses, each with a single fatal slash!
It’s like a goose plucking every feather as it passes!
Even the fruits along the path have been picked clean!!!
They’ve been running from six in the morning to seven at night…
And got absolutely nothing!
No wonder they resent Jiangnan!
They’re starting to question their existence!
Are we here to compete or to run a bloody marathon?
Exhausted, legs trembling, they finally reach the safe zone!
It’s a wide-open area by a big lake!
Soldiers have set up wooden barricades, creating a safe zone for spirit martial artists to rest and regroup!
The Spirit Ruin is dangerous at night, with many nocturnal spirit beasts!
There are also armed soldiers and military spirit martial artists on duty!
The teams arrive looking filthy, like little goblins!
Li Xiang’s team stands out especially!
They’re proper mud people now!
The mud has dried on them, caking in chunks, looking utterly miserable!
They’re all eager to enter the safe zone, rest for the night, and fight again tomorrow!
But as soon as they step in, they’re stunned!
A massive inflatable tent stands by the lake!
A three-bedroom, one-living-room luxury tent!
Three 500-watt camping lamps shine brightly!
Wu Liang, shirtless, is squatting by a campfire!
A whole roasted deer is on the fire, giving off an irresistible aroma…
By the lakeside, there’s a huge rainbow parasol!
On a beach chair, Jiangnan is in a pristine white bathrobe!
Holding a wine glass filled with ice-cold cola!
Elegantly admiring the sunset’s glow!
Without turning, he calls out, “Big guy! More cumin! More chilli powder!”
Wu Liang replies, “Got it, South Bro!”
!!!
What the hell!
Are you kidding me!
The teams, after a day-long marathon, completely lose it!
Do you have to be so fancy?
This vibe is all wrong!
A three-bedroom, one-living-room tent?
More cumin and chilli powder?
Drinking cola from a wine glass?
Admiring the sunset on a beach chair?
For a moment, they think they’ve arrived in Sanya!
Are you here to compete or on bloody holiday?
Look at us!
Camping tents and tiny hammocks!
Sleeping bags and military rations, instant noodles!
After running all day, who has the energy to bother?
They just want to collapse and sleep!
But lying in their sleeping bags, smelling the roasted deer’s aroma!
The compressed biscuits in their hands suddenly taste like nothing!
Damn it!
We’re all human! How are you so extra?
Eat your food quietly!
Don’t let us see it!
The competing students are cursing in their heads!
Just then, Tang Qianya, in a bathrobe, walks out, blow-drying her hair!
Fresh from a shower, her cheeks still flushed pink!
“Brother Wu, is it ready?”
٩(º﹃º٩)
“Almost! Go play some games for now?”
The teams: ???
This bloody tent even has a shower!
What’s next? You brought a gaming console?
Why not just move your whole house here?
Oh heavens, why not strike this jerk with lightning!
Li Xiang looks at Jiangnan’s setup, then at his mud-covered self…
Nearby, Liu Quanwu is rummaging through his bag.
“Brother Xiang! Instant noodles, what flavour? Braised beef? Chicken and mushroom?”
Li Xiang, face dark, snaps, “Eat your bloody egg! Go to sleep!”
Liu Quanwu: ???
Li Muyan: (￢_￢)
Ling Feng: (⇀‸↼‶)
Jiangnan watches his resentment points list refresh like crazy, skyrocketing!
Oh well! Can’t help it! I don’t mean to be this fancy!
But come on, I’ve got the means!
A guy’s gotta treat himself right when he’s out and about!
