Everyone suddenly became excited, looking at Jiangnan with faces full of emotion!
Such a powerful ultimate move must be very precious, right?
Yet Jiangnan was willing to teach it to everyone for free. Was he not too good?
One by one, they secretly resolved that no matter how much effort it took, they would learn it!
Jiangnan grinned widely, frantically pulling spring onions from his alternate dimension. Soon, he had pulled out a mountain of them!
“Let me tell you, the move I just used is called Spring Onion Sword Qi. It requires charging the spring onions with energy in advance to use!”
“What you need to do is charge the spring onions. When the time comes, you must combine the incantation and sword technique, or it won’t work!”
Everyone was stunned. There was sword technique and incantation too?
It sounded very impressive!
Why could these onions be charged and then glow green? Was the ancestor of giant onions a mutated lightsaber?
Mountain Cat raised her hand: “Xiao Nan, is there any secret to learning this?”
Platelet eyes sparkling: “Yes, yes! There must be a secret, right?”
Jiangnan smiled brightly: “The secret is to be shameless!”
“As long as I do not feel embarrassed! The embarrassed ones are others!”
Mountain Cat: ???
While speaking, Jiangnan had already written the incantation on small notes and handed them out for everyone to see!
“Memorise them all. You’ll have to chant them later!”
Everyone looked at the incantation on the notes, faces blank. Was this not the song Jiangnan was singing just now?
Force Daddy? Crotch-staring cat? Force Dad Force Dad bring aru?
What kind of ridiculous incantation was this!
Katrina: “Hey, hey, hey! Is this something people can chant? So embarrassing!”
Platelet: “More than embarrassing! It’s explosively embarrassing, okay?”
Iron Cow: “I am a dignified eight-foot tall woman, and you want me to chant this?”
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. This was embarrassing?
The more embarrassing part was yet to come!
“Do you not want to become stronger? Think about that sword qi just now. Think about how cool you will look wielding spring onions on the battlefield! This face! We can do without it!”
Everyone gritted their teeth, expressions hardening, and memorised the incantation!
Then Jiangnan picked up two spring onions and held them: “Next, I’ll teach you the sword technique. Slow-motion breakdown. I will only teach it once~ watch carefully!”
Saying that, he jumped up!
Platelet laughed madly: (๐˃̶ᗜ˂̶) Pfft hahaha, Nan God, you are so cute!
Katrina covered her face: (ﾉ)̫(ヾ) You are so saucy! I love it!
Skinny Monkey and Black Crow stared: “You call this sword technique? Hiss~ that little waist twist? Those leg shakes? Geese hahaha!”
Mountain Cat held back laughter until her pretty face was red, shoulders shaking!
(づ˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅ど)
“Oh my! Do not laugh, you guys! No laughing at him! Xiao Nan wants face, right? Pfft~ mmph!!!”
Jiangnan had entered a state of no-self! His image had long collapsed, okay!
Laugh! You will cry later!
He fully demonstrated the Spring Onion Sword Technique for everyone. The two Spring Onion Holy Swords in his hands finished charging!
Skinny Monkey and the others had laughed themselves out!
Jiangnan clapped his hands: “All remember? Come! Hold the onions, line up. Little Onion Flower Daddy’s class begins!”
They all held onions and lined up in the living room. Recalling the moves and incantation Jiangnan taught, their faces exploded red!
This was more awkward than farting in front of a girl you like, okay?
Jiangnan glared: “Why are you all looking at me? Jump! Chant! Get hyped!”
“This is for the mission, for seizing the data, for contributing to the nation’s curse script field! You cannot even muster this courage?”
Mountain Cat blushed, teeth clenched, eyes full of resolve: “For the mission!”
“Ah~ la… la sao sao! Vigorously drip ah ya!”
Mountain Cat’s pretty face was so red she covered it and squatted on the ground, almost steaming!
Embarrassed enough to want to die!
The others stood like wooden posts, stuttering, unable to get out half a word!
They finally understood what Jiangnan meant by the secret!
But this was not something ordinary people could do!
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: “Come! Follow me and jump!”
He picked up two spring onions and jumped again!
Seeing Jiangnan not caring about others’ gazes, everyone gritted their teeth. Here goes!
They all jumped with Jiangnan!
“Hey! Prepare!”
“Touch leg down! Turn head up!”
“Squat! Pull leg! Twist waist touch leg up!”
“Swing hips while right hand flings onion, shake leg spin jump!”
“Twist waist thrust hips left hand flings onion, puff chest side slide jump!”
“Moves must be saucy! Posture must be flashy! Gaze must be fierce!”
“Yes! That’s the flavour!”
Under Jiangnan’s lead dance, everyone blushed, but moves and incantation finally got on track!
Jiangnan laughed heartily. Everyone jumping Spring Onion Sword Technique together was too harmonious, right?
Katrina’s little waist twisted even more standard than his!
Iron Cow jumped the best, but a two-metre tall muscle tower girl with two braided pigtails, wielding two spring onions twisting around was too eye-searing!
Especially with blood spraying from her nose. Truly unforgettable, okay?
“Platelet! Chant louder! With momentum!”
Platelet: (⑉•口•⑉) Na~ Force Daddy!
“Sister Mountain Meow! Arms open! Twist that little waist!”
Wow! Sister Mountain Meow blushing while jumping onion-flinging sword technique was too cute!
Adorably explosive!
Mountain Cat blushed twisting, moves stiff, gaze dodging, not daring to look at Jiangnan. Even her earlobes were red!
Aaaah! Why am I doing this!
Jiangnan teleported over, hands on Mountain Cat’s hips, helping her sway left and right!
Mountain Cat: !!!
“Ah! Xiao Nan! You…”
“Do not be shy! You look great jumping. Later reward you candy!”
Mountain Cat’s face reddened more. She could only go along with Jiangnan. This was all for the mission!
After Jiangnan’s guidance, the girls reached the minimum standard for sword technique and incantation, able to charge the spring onions!
Only Skinny Monkey and Black Crow were like old zombies, still not getting the jumps!
“Nan God! Guide us too!”
“Yes, we cannot twist!”
Jiangnan’s face full of disgust: “Go away! Learn yourselves! Who wants to guide you two! How come Iron Cow jumps so well?”
[Resentment value from Ma Lu +666!]
[Resentment value from Liu Ming +888!]
Total double standards!
Soon Skinny Monkey and Black Crow reached charging standard too, though jumping with no aesthetics!
Just two words! Disgusting!
Soon, spring onions were charged one by one and set aside. Many hands make light work, not just talk!
“Nan God! Can we rest a bit? Charging spring onions uses too much spiritual power!”
“Yes! Let us recover. Spiritual power almost depleted!”
After charging over 20 spring onions, everyone looked pale!
Jiangnan grinned: “Spiritual power depleted? Impossible!”
He pulled out a glass jar filled with yellowish durian flesh!
Opening the lid, the aroma was intoxicating! Straight to the soul!
“Urgh~ Nan God! What is in there?”
“Stinks horribly! Cover it quick!”
Yet Platelet’s eyes lit up: “Nan God! Give me a bite quick! Want to eat, want to eat!”
Everyone looked at Platelet in horror!
Had she become so heavy-taste now?
Jiangnan: “Haha! Someone recognises good stuff!”
He scooped some and fed Platelet a bite!
“Urgh~ truly fragrant!”
Everyone was shocked to find Platelet’s spiritual power not only rapidly refilled but increased by 50% capacity!
Utterly astonished!
This stinky stuff like poop could restore spiritual power? So miraculous?
And fragrant? But eating while gagging had zero persuasiveness!
With Platelet starting, everyone, to charge more onions, could only steel themselves and eat!
Soon it became truly fragrant!
In the living room, the seven of Jiangnan frantically flung onions charging, singing until late night without stop!
By now, even Iron Cow and the girls were almost vomiting!
“Nan God, let us rest! Really cannot anymore!”
“We charged over two thousand spring onions! Enough!”
“I charged and discharged all day! Upgraded one star, believe it?”
“Why do I feel like a tool person!”
Jiangnan pouted: “No! No stopping. This is just the beginning! Everybody jump!”
Um… no need to feel!
We are tool people! Confirmed!
Human spring onion chargers! Energy-saving and eco-friendly!
Charge four spring onions with just one bite of flesh!
At this moment, Blue Wave Pink Wave locked in the side room had a ghostly expression!
This group gone mad?
Jumping all day!
Were they performing some mysterious summoning ritual?
