This winter’s warmth is the greatest shame of my life as Senbonzakura!
Time ticked by second by second. Jiangnan squatted excitedly behind the boulder, waiting nonstop!
Only Senbonzakura was completely baffled. Jiangnan couldn’t really have come with zero preparation and just planned to charge head-on, right?
He was pretty clever back in the metropolis. How did he suddenly turn stupid now?
At the same time!
Ye Zhenguo, Uncle Zhu, and the others sped across the entire Pacific and landed on the west coast!
On the highway, Li Bing floored the accelerator of the big off-road vehicle and roared forward!
Ye Zhenguo and Zhao Dezhu sat in the back!
Han Menglu had opened the sunroof and stuck her head out, wearing goggles, yet her long hair still whipped wildly in the wind!
“Girl Menglu, found him yet?”
“Not yet. Head to Colorado. Bad little brother is about to make a move on Area 53. He must be there!”
Li Bing drove straight towards Colorado!
“Any news from home? Any movement at Area 53?”
Ye Zhenguo shook his head. “Everything’s normal. We need to hurry!”
Although the four had rushed to America at full speed, they couldn’t just fly around freely on someone else’s territory!
If they did that, they might end up fighting before even finding Jiangnan. They had to locate him first!
Dragon Abyss headquarters command centre!
Red Dragon and the others stood ramrod straight at the side. Yang Jian had taken over command here!
On the holographic screen, the satellite image of Area 53 was projected clearly!
The scene was completely peaceful!
Yang Jian looked at the screen with suspicion. “Why is it so quiet? No unusual movements on the American side either. It’s like that kid Jiangnan has vanished into thin air!”
“Lynx! Are you sure Jiangnan went to Area 53 to snatch someone?”
Lynx nodded firmly. “Positive! Little Nan seems very familiar with that unicorn Bose body. With his personality, he definitely wouldn’t just watch her get taken back!”
Yang Jian rubbed his chin. “That’s strange then. But with Jiangnan alone, he probably can’t stir up much trouble anyway!”
“I just hope Uncle Ye and the others find Jiangnan soon!”
Everyone in the command centre stared fixedly at the screen. Storm Area 53?
Just thinking about it made their blood boil. South God was truly wild out there, wanting to take on anything and everything!
But this time, it probably really had no chance!
…
Another hour and a half passed in a flash. Jiangnan and Senbonzakura had squatted behind the boulder until their legs went numb!
Jiangnan was starting to panic!
By all logic, the last batch of people who drank the cherry happy water should have finished their luck duration by now!
The unluckiness should have kicked in. How was there still no movement? Everything normal?
That was an unluckiness field formed by thirty thousand people. Something was wrong here!
Senbonzakura egged him on. “Why aren’t you moving yet? Charge head-on, right?”
“You chickened out, didn’t you? Scared, huh? It’s okay, I won’t laugh at you. How about we just call it quits? You remove my stench…”
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. “Scared? Nonsense! I’ve never backed down in my life!”
“And you! Why are you always thinking of quitting? Possessed by the second senior brother or something? I…”
Before Jiangnan could finish, Senbonzakura rubbed her eyes. “Am I seeing things? Why does it feel like there’s a layer of greyish fog covering the sky above Area 53?”
Jiangnan froze and looked carefully. Sure enough, the sky over Area 53 seemed shrouded in a faint grey mist!
Vague and ethereal, as if it existed and didn’t exist at the same time…
Hiss.
This… was this the unluckiness field?
Holy crap! An unluckiness field formed by thirty thousand people was this strong? It was starting to materialise?
So the whole “blackened forehead” thing was real after all?
While Jiangnan was craning his neck to look.
Suddenly!
A massive rumble came from deep underground, like a roar from the depths of hell.
Violent shaking began. The ground trembled wildly!
The intense tremors hit. The earthquake level definitely exceeded magnitude 10!
And Area 53 was the epicentre. Seismic waves spread out at extreme speed!
The entire eight-hundred-kilometre no-man’s-land desert in Colorado began to quake!
Area 53 immediately sounded the alarm. Chaos erupted inside. Even though the buildings had special reinforcements, they couldn’t withstand a magnitude 10 earthquake wreaking havoc like this!
Countless people rushed out like headless flies, faces full of confusion!
An earthquake? What the hell!
At this moment, Jiangnan’s mouth stretched nearly to his ears!
No way? Magnitude 10 earthquake?
Ninety thousand Lucky Little Cherries were way too powerful!
No wonder there was no movement earlier. They were holding back for a big move!
They even summoned a natural disaster? Too savage!
This was exactly the chaos Jiangnan wanted!
Senbonzakura crouching behind him was dumbfounded!
Are you kidding? A super earthquake?
Jiangnan had been waiting all this time for the earthquake?
No way! How did Jiangnan predict the earthquake in advance?
Even the most advanced technology could only predict earthquakes three minutes ahead. Jiangnan predicted it a whole day early?
Are you an immortal? Can you read fortunes?
Yet Senbonzakura had no idea that Jiangnan hadn’t predicted the earthquake. This earthquake was something Jiangnan himself had summoned!
Jiangnan rubbed his hands, pulled out a bottle of deadly green棒子 and ten little ginsengs, and stuffed them into Senbonzakura’s hands!
“Ginseng heals injuries. Drink the beer. It’ll make you even stronger!”
Senbonzakura looked suspiciously at the deadly green棒子. “This isn’t some weird stuff again, is it?”
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. “You’re supposed to hold off Pierce for me. Scamming you would be scamming myself! Am I stupid? Drink it quick!”
Senbonzakura gritted her teeth. “Fine, trusting you one last time!”
She tilted her head back and chugged it!
Jiangnan smiled brightly. “What colour panties are you wearing today?”
Senbonzakura put her hands on her hips. “Stupid question! I’m a young girl! Of course pink with a bow! Even my little vest is… mm!!!”
Halfway through, Senbonzakura covered her mouth in horror!
What the heck? Why did I answer such a shameful question from Jiangnan?
This green棒子 really was suspicious!
Jiangnan rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “Oh~ Got it! Looks like the green棒子 is taking effect. Hurry up and go! I’m about to make my move!”
[Resentment value from Senbonzakura +1000!]
[From Senbonzakura…]
Taking effect my ass!
I think you just wanted to know what colour I’m wearing today!
But she still said. “You be careful, don’t push yourself too hard! I’m still waiting for you to remove my stench!”
Jiangnan chuckled, downed a bottle of green棒子 himself, then ate a mouthful of durian flesh. The total spiritual power in his body was pushed nearly to gold peak!
He stood up. “I already said I was going to charge head-on and flatten Area 53! Just watch me show off!”
Senbonzakura smirked wickedly. “Then what style of panties are you wearing today?”
Jiangnan smiled confidently. “Red fire-breathing dragon! Red is my lucky colour!”
As soon as he finished, Jiangnan’s smile froze!
Damn it! Always hunting geese, but today the goose pecked out my eye!
Senbonzakura: ꉂꉂ◟(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅ૂ๑)༡
“Pfft hahahahaha! Fire-breathing dragon, so powerful!”
Jiangnan’s little face darkened. “Twenty minutes, remember! Don’t screw me over!”
With that, he teleported to the open area of Area 53’s airport, his smile incomparably arrogant!
A three-metre-long Fang Tian painted halberd rested on his shoulder!
He was just about to speak!
“Boom!”
A sound like the splitting of heaven and earth rang out, even making ears buzz!
At the canyon entrance, that three-thousand-metre-tall Flat Valley extinct volcano…
Erupted!
Tens of thousands of tons of boulders at the summit exploded and flew into the sky!
A column of red magma thousands of metres thick shot straight up like an enraged fire dragon into the ten-thousand-metre sky!
It turned into a rain of lava that smashed madly towards Area 53!
Billowing black smoke formed volcanic ash that scattered everywhere, blotting out the sky! Like raging beacon fires!
Jiangnan turned back and stared blankly at the violently erupting Flat Valley volcano!
Holy crap!
An extinct volcano dormant for thousands of years had erupted?
So all the pressure built up over three or four thousand years came bursting out today in one go?
Nice! Way too nice!
This wasn’t just a scene. This was a super massive scene!
Lucky Little Cherry was too slick. Jiangnan’s excited little face flushed red!
But he still pulled out one Lucky Little Cherry and popped it into his mouth!
Under such a natural disaster, who knew if he’d get unluckily smashed by a falling chunk of lava!
Better eat one for insurance!
As for the three hours of unluckiness afterwards, he’d deal with it later!
This time he was going all out!
At least for these thirty minutes!
I, Jiangnan, am the chosen one, the invincible lucky star!
Carrying the blood-drinking halberd, Jiangnan looked at the chaotic Area 53. His eyes blazed sharply, carrying an unparalleled madness!
“Today I, Jiangnan, am your doom! Your natural disaster!”
“Area 53! I’m taking you down today!”
