Diamond spikes wrapped in golden yellow durian pulp exploded everywhere!
The elders’ white beards were slathered in pulp. The Jingming faction leaders’ glasses shattered!
They were all covered in yellow mess!
The room was utter chaos. Sakura Group high-ups knelt on the floor, vomiting wildly!
Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)!
“Urgh~ What the bloody hell is this! I’m spewing!”
“Qianben Ying! You’re rebelling against heaven. Aaaah! Playing so dirty?”
“She wasn’t like this before! How did one trip to the US metropolis turn her into this? Who did she learn it from?”
“Disgusting! Absolutely revolting! Qianben Ying, don’t you run! Aaaah!”
From the rooftop, Qianben Ying heard the furious roars from the conference room and laughed so hard she could barely close her mouth!
“Hee hee hee hee! Bombing people with durian is way too satisfying? No wonder that rotten egg never gets tired of it!”
“Not letting me be leader? Fine, I won’t be! I’ll stink you all to death!”
“When you come begging me to deodorise you, I still won’t do it! Haha!”
Watching Qianben Ying stand on the rooftop, hands on hips, laughing maniacally, Rokka gave a dramatic shiver!
How is she becoming more and more like that devil!
…
Morning, leaving the villa, Jiang Nan sported huge dark circles under his eyes, his head completely foggy!
These past few days he had been busy with Little Dimple and completely forgot about the exam!
Last night he crammed at the last minute. This morning one sneeze and everything he learned was gone!
Now Jiang Nan felt an inexplicable dread, like everyone else had handed in homework except him!
He couldn’t come last, could he?
He was class monitor! He had to lead by example!
If all else failed, he would have to take a crooked path!
All the way to the classroom!
When everyone saw Jiang Nan enter, their eyes lit up. Gazes instantly focused on Little Dimple perched on his shoulder!
“Hiss~ Adorably explosive! Blush gets full marks!”
“This is the little life Nan God created?”
“Ultimate girl-magnet! What girl wouldn’t love it?”
“Next spirit ruin trip, gotta grab an egg no matter what! Too cute!”
Little Dimple. “Hee hee! Master is the cutest. I’m the second cutest!”
Hearing Little Dimple say that, everyone wore auntie grins!
That mouth! Sweet to death!
As for why Little Dimple could talk, everyone was used to it by now!
After all, the Xiong Er Jiang Nan brought back before not only talked, but bloody hell was taking the exam with everyone!
Yet Jiang Nan was nearly worried to death!
Just then, a figure swayed unsteadily at the classroom door!
It was Wu Liang, missing for three days!
(›´ㅂ`‹)
Wu Liang now looked gaunt, face pale, eyes deeply sunken, steps unsteady!
As if he might collapse any second!
Jiang Nan hurriedly supported him in fright. “Bloody hell! Brother, what happened to you…”
Wu Liang. (›꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ‹) Nan bro!
“Viagra plus leeks! I was still the one on the bottom! Little ginseng! Quick…”
Jiang Nan covered his face! So the oil rig really couldn’t conquer the granite mountain after all?
How on earth had Xiong Da survived these three days!
He quickly fed Wu Liang a little ginseng. Down it went, a flush appeared on his face, and he finally caught his breath!
No nosebleed even?
Shows how depleted Wu Liang’s qi and blood were! Completely wrung dry!
Wu Liang gritted his teeth, eyes full of determination. “Before Platinum, I can’t see Miaomiao again! Otherwise… woo woo~”
Jiang Nan patted Wu Liang’s shoulder!
Understood! Nan bro understood everything!
Even an alloy drill couldn’t withstand the granite mountain’s onslaught!
This time, Wu Liang’s motivation to level up was immense!
Just then, Tao Xinyi walked in and knocked on the blackboard!
“Everyone to your seats, alright. The exam is starting. First subject is Spirit Beast Encyclopaedia!”
The students were unusually excited!
“Old bro, you’re perception type. All on you!”
“Rest assured! Within 300 metres, I know who hasn’t picked their eye boogers!”
“Your bloody focus is wrong!”
“Heh heh, anyone says my eagle eye ability useless again, I’ll argue!”
The Qin Shou brothers exchanged a glance, faces full of confidence!
“Half a month’s hard study, all for today!”
Even the girls were brimming with confidence!
Only Jiang Nan wore a bitter little face, looking pleadingly at Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao!
Big Langmie put hands behind back, gave Jiang Nan an OK gesture!
Zhong Yingxue’s pretty face flushed slightly, nodding too!
Only then was Jiang Nan relieved. Hee hee, when the time comes, watch me open a space wormhole! Easy as pie! Hundred in every subject?
Tao Xinyi opened the iron box she carried in, revealing a pile of special spirit-binding handcuffs!
“Come on! Everyone put them on!”
“During the test, no toilet breaks, no leaving the exam hall, no tilting heads! No removing cuffs. Aiya! Basically nothing allowed!”
“I’m very strict!”
Half the class instantly felt their minds buzz, faces going pale!
Jiang Nan’s eyes were full of horror! A bolt from the blue struck him senseless!
Blimey! Was Pioneer Academy’s academic atmosphere this pure?
What on earth had the seniors done to such extremes that exams now required spirit-binding handcuffs!
Xia Yao: ╮(•́ヮ•̀)╭
Can’t help you now!
Zhong Yingxue couldn’t hold back her laugh. This way, Little Nan’s whole plan was ruined!
Jiang Nan, eyes vacant, was cuffed by Tao Xinyi, his space ability bound!
The other students looked sullen too!
Papers handed out, Jiang Nan stared at the Spirit Beast Encyclopaedia questions, head spinning!
Yet many students were already scribbling furiously!
Xiong Er even bit off the pen cap, bear paw gripping the 2B pencil, madly filling the answer sheet!
Everyone watched in horror. If they couldn’t even beat Xiong Er, they’d lose face completely!
“Bang bang bang!”
Three pieces of chalk precisely hit three students’ foreheads!
Tao Xinyi: (◦`~´◦) No tilting heads!
Jiang Nan quickly looked down at his paper!
But his eyes…
(ರ‸ಡ‶)
Involuntarily drifted sideways!
Yu Qingqing was writing furiously, occasionally opening her pen-holding palm, dense tiny words written there!
Mm mm! This player prepared thoroughly!
Rabbit Baby had carved ABCD✓× on the six sides of the 2B pencil! Started tossing it…
Jiang Nan covered his face! Just starting and you’d already entrusted your future to fate?
Rabbit Baby! This won’t do!
Eyes peeked again!
Leng Yan quietly answering, but her big toe fidgeting restlessly!
Look closely, hiss~
The raised dots on her sandal sole were actually Braille?
This works too?
By the way, wearing sandals in winter to an exam makes you very suspicious!
Ning Youyou was a little academic tyrant, answering quickly! But Jiang Nan couldn’t see what she wrote!
Xuexue and Langmie were too far, couldn’t see!
Just then, “click click” sounds from behind!
Someone pressing the back cap of a mechanical pencil, very rhythmic!
Jiang Nan heard it, eyes lighting up!
Morse code? No! Wrong!
Encrypted Morse code?
Alright! Not knocking desks, changed to pressing caps?
Good method! Very low chance of discovery!
Jiang Nan quickly listened intently to decode!
Qi Yu: click click…
(Haha! Tutor probably never thought we’d use this move?)
Ye Xinghe: click! Click click!
(Binding our abilities works? Half month practice wasted?)
Qin Shou: click click…
(We’re proper little clever ghosts!)
Jiang Nan covered his face! Bloody stop chitchatting, talk business!
Jiang Nan: click! Click!
(Brothers! Include me!)
The Qin Shou three heard the sudden join, faces stunned!
Gazed at Jiang Nan like a deity!
Blimey! We’d practised half a month!
How did you join the chat room straight away?
Unknown to them, for Jiang Nan, master of military code decoding, this was a piece of cake!
The three nodded. After all, one more person meant more strength!
Qin Shou: click click?
(First question choose what?)
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up. Finally business!
Ye Xinghe: click!
(Don’t know!)
Qi Yu: click!
(Don’t know!)
The three looked at Jiang Nan!
Jiang Nan dark face: click!
(Don’t know!)
Qin Shou: No… nothing, then second question answer?
Ye Xinghe: Don’t know!
Qi Yu: Don’t know!
“Third question?”
“Don’t know!”
…
Jiang Nan covered his face! Nearly mad!
You bloody lot don’t know anything! Why use Morse to chat then!
So half a month just practising sending code? Can’t do questions, what’s the point of code blimey!
You three massive idiots!
Yet now the “click click” from behind became continuous. The three started cursing in Morse!
Ye Xinghe: “Don’t tell me you two know nothing! Blimey!”
Qi Yu: “I thought you two knew!”
Qin Shou: “I thought you two knew too!”
“Ye Xinghe! You massive idiot. Aren’t you Heavenly Dao grandson? You don’t know either?”
“Get lost! You bigger idiot than Qin Shou! Practising code what bloody use!”
“Hey! Curse him curse him! Don’t drag me in!”
The three fully cursing now. Jiang Nan dark face, grumbling, quit the group chat!
Tao Xinyi angry. “Qin Shou! You three! Stop randomly pressing pens disturbing others answering!”
The Qin Shou three shrank their necks, gritted teeth, eyes red, wishing to devour the other two alive!
Jiang Nan took a deep breath!
Better rely on oneself than others!
Sod it! I’m done being human!
