The seniors in the stands were completely dazzled by Jiang Nan’s outrageous antics.
They fight the matches, and you profit from them?
Setting up a stall right next to someone’s arena.
Is business even done like this?
Yet Jiang Nan paid no attention at all. He had already scampered eagerly to the next arena and laid out his stall.
He looked at a brother being pinned to the ground and beaten until he was spitting blood, his face full of sympathy.
“Tsk tsk tsk. You really are suffering.”
[Resentment value from Liu Hanyang +1000!]
Do I bloody need you to point that out?
Being beaten is bad enough, but now mocked by you as well.
Where did this guy even come from?
Referee, supervisors, aren’t you going to do anything about him?
Jiang Nan continued, “I truly sympathise with your situation. It pains me deeply.”
“So, fancy a bottle of Vigour? One swig and I guarantee you’ll turn the tables, become the brightest star on the field.”
Liu Hanyang gritted his teeth. “Give it here.”
But the brother who had him pinned down was not having any of it.
“Stop selling to him. Sell to me. I’ll pay double. Finish him off in one go.”
Jiang Nan nodded earnestly. “That makes perfect sense. I’ll just…”
Liu Hanyang: !!!
What happened to the sympathy? The heartfelt pain?
Your conscience is pitch black.
“300,000.”
“I’ll pay 500.”
…
Three minutes later, the arena had gained one more unconscious swollen pig-head and a gleaming “baldy” radiating light.
Jiang Nan packed up his stall after the job was done and slipped away quietly.
He dashed to more than ten other arenas and repeated the process. The goods he sold were not limited to Vigour.
He tailored the products to the specifics of each fight, always something that let the losing side stage a comeback.
Then he simply collected the money.
After covering more than ten arenas, the resentment values had exploded.
Guan Hu covered his face. Could you possibly be any more shameless?
Matches have no restrictions on tactics, whether you use ultimate moves or injections, anything goes.
But nobody does it the way you do, hawking goods right in their faces.
Up in the stands, the little table-top beauty Mo Tian laughed until tears streamed down her face.
Seeming exhausted from laughing, she rested her little table on the railing to ease the load on herself.
This gave all the nearby seniors a serious case of wandering eyes…
(͡⚆ʖ̫͡⚆)
(ಡ﹃ಡ)
(๑≖ᴗ≖)
Mo Tian giggled secretly. “Did little junior really sew those crop tops himself? He’s surprisingly deft with his hands. That Hello Kitty one is actually quite cute. I kind of want one.”
An Xiaoqi glanced at Mo Tian. “Then South God would definitely charge you 500,000. Sewing a crop top for you uses more fabric.”
Mo Tian’s pretty face flushed. She shot An Xiaoqi a dirty look. “Then one for you would only cost 50,000. One pair of shorts would provide enough fabric for two crop tops.”
An Xiaoqi: ٩(ŏ﹏ŏ、)۶
“Ah ya. You’re talking nonsense. I don’t… you’re pure evil.”
“By the way, won’t little junior get mobbed for doing this?”
Nearby, Xiao Zhen listened to the pair bickering and his face darkened.
“Whether he gets mobbed I don’t know, but I do know anyone who can’t beat me definitely can’t beat Jiang Nan either.”
“Quiet now. Little Long and Little Qiang’s brother battle is about to start.”
At those words, everyone’s attention turned to the arena. “Hey, hey, hey. Who do you think will win this time?”
“Who knows. I only know I’ll have insomnia again tonight.”
Meanwhile, Jiang Nan was scouting the field for targets.
But the seniors wary of being fleeced stopped fighting the moment they saw him approach.
They only resumed once he left, leaving Jiang Nan thoroughly disappointed.
He was about to head back when two bronze-skinned, hexagonal-faced, sausage-lipped burly men stepped onto an arena.
It was none other than the Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang brothers.
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up. Twins? A brother showdown?
They must be evenly matched. Perfect opportunity, a golden opportunity.
He zipped over to the side of their arena, set up his stall neatly, and waited eagerly for them to start, ready to sell at a moment’s notice.
The two stood poised on the arena, faces brimming with anticipation.
Qi Delong narrowed his eyes. “Little brother. Forfeit. You’re no match for me.”
Qi Dongqiang sneered coldly. “Today I will beat you. The one going on a date with Cuicui on Sunday will definitely be me.”
Jiang Nan: Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ
Ah, this…
Hey, hey, hey.
What bizarre thing are you two even betting on?
Referee: “Begin.”
Jiang Nan watched expectantly. With builds like theirs, it had to be beast transformation or strength type, right?
That would open a market for his Hulk-brand pants and Vigour.
The brothers each took a corner of the arena, spiritual energy surging violently. Both had reached Golden Ten level.
They simply stood there motionless for a full three minutes, making Jiang Nan impatient.
What are you doing? Fight already.
Then Qi Delong drew a deep breath and opened his mouth.
Qi Delong: Σ(ꐦ°᷄口°᷅) Aaa~ aa! Qiangzi!
He let out a thunderous roar, the volume deafening like rolling thunder.
It even formed a visible sound wave cannon that distorted the air.
It blasted in a straight line at terrifying speed towards Qi Dongqiang.
The marble arena along its path was reduced to rubble. The power was horrifying.
The sudden bellow nearly gave Jiang Nan a heart attack. He almost leapt into the air.
Before Jiang Nan could recover from the shock.
Qi Dongqiang: Gaha? Σ(･᷄口･᷅ꐦ)
With a ferocious roar, Qi Dongqiang unleashed an equally powerful sound wave cannon.
The two sound waves collided in the centre of the arena and exploded with a boom.
The entire arena was split in half by the blast.
Unprepared, Jiang Nan’s ears rang violently from the shockwave.
Blood trickled from his ears. His eyes rolled back. He nearly fainted on the spot.
Jiang Nan: (๐꒪ͦﾛ꒪ͦ๐)
What the bloody hell is this?
Sound wave abilities? Here to compete on vocal power?
No warning at all. In the end, I was too careless.
Now Jiang Nan’s head echoed endlessly with Aaa~ Qiangzi! Gaha?
Terrified, he hurriedly constructed a spatial barrier cage and sealed himself tightly inside.
Qi Delong: Σ(ꐦ°᷄口°᷅) Really want to sing a love song~ Hey ha!
Sound waves formed cannons. Shredding everything.
Qi Dongqiang: The most beautiful fireworks~ Pu qiao han za Σ(･᷄口･᷅ꐦ)
Voice like rolling thunder. Shattering all.
Caught between them, Jiang Nan’s hairs stood on end. Even his spatial barrier cage cracked under the vibrations.
He frantically patched it up in panic.
What on earth is this? You two here for a love song duet?
This is far too ferocious.
At this moment, the entire venue was stunned by the Qi brothers’ sound waves.
Heads buzzed painfully, but the seniors were clearly prepared and blocked their ears.
Mo Tian, An Xiaoqi, and the others had put on ear protection even earlier.
Σ(ꐦ˃᷄口˂᷅) I, Qi Delong!
I, Qi Dongqiang! ꉂꉂ(･᷅口･᷄ꐦ)
Σ(ꐦ˃̶口˂̶)↓↓↓ꉂꉂ(ಠ口ಠꐦ)
“Qi Delong Dongqiang Dongqiang!”
“This world is too mad!”
“Mouse as bridesmaid for the cat!”
The ferocious sound waves bombarded the whole arena. They even shattered Jiang Nan’s spatial barrier.
He couldn’t even open spatial wormholes. The blast forced a mouthful of blood from him.
I’m only setting up a stall. Do you have to be this brutal to me?
At this point, both Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang were pale and panting heavily. Their internal organs had been shaken. Each vomited a couple of mouthfuls of blood.
Yet their faces blazed with fighting spirit and unyielding defiance. Today they had to fight to the death.
Just as they were about to open their mouths and roar again, Jiang Nan panicked. He jumped up and grabbed a megaphone. “Stop! Stop right now!”
Both turned to look at him, faces full of astonishment.
Jiang Nan wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth. “Gentlemen, fancy a bottle of beer to soothe your throats?”
“One bottle down and you’ll make even sound systems puke. Absolutely potent.”
“100,000 per bottle. Buy beer and get a free megaphone. The ultimate choice to dominate the field.”
Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang exchanged a glance and both nodded. “We’ll take it.”
Jiang Nan tossed each a bottle of deadly big green rod and a megaphone.
With a teleport he fled to the stands, blocked his ears, and quickly distanced himself from the battlefield.
He wasn’t sure if sound waves counted as magic or physical attacks. Strictly speaking, physical.
One bottle of big green rod would definitely add critical damage.
Combined with these brothers’ booming voices, the entire arena might get roared to pieces.
Earning a bit of money these days is really too difficult.
At this moment, Xiao Zhen, Mo Tian, and the others watched Jiang Nan hiding in the stands. For some reason, a bad feeling suddenly rose in their hearts.
Both Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang looked ruthless. Without another word, they cracked open the caps and chugged.
A flush appeared on their faces. The alcohol hit hard. Their eyes grew misty.
Physical element attack +300%.
True words +100%.
Pain sensation zero. Heroic courage surged.
The brothers locked eyes, fighting spirit blazing fiercely.
Today they absolutely had to settle life and death.
