Qi Delong drew a deep breath. Two flashes of light flickered across his body. He had actually applied two buffs to himself.
He snatched up the megaphone, pressed it to his lips, and flicked the switch.
For some unknown reason, in this moment Qi Delong felt a blazing flame roaring in his chest. Certain things buried deep in his heart simply had to be released.
He opened his mouth and let out a thunderous roar.
Σ(ꐦ`口´)!!!!
“I drink coffee with raw garlic!”
“I don’t change my shorts for two weeks!”
“After two weeks I turn them inside out!”
“That’s just how special I am!”
A super-long outburst transformed into rolling sound waves that spread outwards.
It even whipped up a ferocious wind across the entire arena, cracking the marble walls.
Many seniors had blood trickling from their ears. The sound carried for more than ten kilometres, echoing endlessly throughout the entire Toy House.
Qi Dongqiang looked horrified. He spat three mouthfuls of blood and nearly dropped to his knees. When did my brother get this strong?
Yet once the words were out, the whole arena fell silent. Everyone stared at Qi Delong with bulging eyes and faces full of terror.
“This guy’s immortal. Doesn’t change his shorts for two weeks? And then bloody wears them inside out?”
“You’re planning to wear one pair for a whole month? Why not make it a family heirloom?”
“Coffee with garlic? What kind of flavour is that?”
“Yuck. So disgusting. I never thought Delong was this kind of person.”
“Truly extraordinary. Our class doesn’t have anyone like you.”
An Xiaoqi and Mo Tian were stunned. They looked at Qi Delong with utter disdain.
How can someone like this be our teammate? Is it still possible to disband the team?
Xiao Zhen covered his face.
You’ve gone mad. No filter on your mouth. How can you say anything that comes out?
Jiang Nan was also dumbfounded.
This… this can’t be the 100% true words effect of the big green rod, right?
Wearing one pair of shorts for a month?
Well, you Qi Delong. You’re deliberately going against me, the shorts seller, aren’t you?
Qi Delong: (๑ʘ̅дʘ̅๑)!!!
He froze solid with the megaphone handle still in his grip.
With one great roar he even shattered the megaphone.
What the hell did I just say? How did I blurt out secrets I’ve kept buried for years?
How am I supposed to face people after this?
Yet for some reason, the power was incredible.
Could it be that revealing deep secrets makes the attack stronger?
However, Qi Dongqiang panicked. If he didn’t counter now, he’d have no chance.
He immediately grabbed his megaphone, gathered energy in his dantian, and roared.
ꉂꉂ(Ŏ口Ŏꐦ)
“I’ve cooked meals in the toilet!”
“I’ve peeped in the girls’ bathhouse!”
“When there’s no toilet paper I scrape with my hand!”
“I used your toothbrush as a toilet brush!”
Boosted by the green rod and megaphone, the sound waves whipped up a level-eight gale across the arena.
Everything in its path was destroyed. It even blasted a hole clean through the marble wall.
Qi Delong was shaken until he howled and spat blood. He nearly died on the spot.
Yet at this moment everyone’s faces in the arena turned green. They stared at Qi Dongqiang in horror.
“Scrapes with his hand? He actually uses his hand? Blegh. This guy has no bottom line.”
“He peeped in the girls’ bathhouse? Pervert. Total pervert. So disgusting. I’m reporting him to the dean.”
“I just want to know what cooking in the toilet even means. Did he take the food in, or just bring a pair of chopsticks?”
At this point An Xiaoqi and Mo Tian had actually vomited. Their pretty faces were pale. One revelation more explosive than the last.
This wasn’t a match anymore. It was mutual self-destruction.
Xiao Zhen covered his face. These two are beyond saving.
Not just the seniors. Even Zhong Yingxue and the others heard everything clearly.
They were all horrified. Who are these absolute animals?
The brothers’ voices were so loud that even Jiang Ning and Jiang Jing, far away in the An City ruins, heard the roars.
Jiang Jing said in disgust, “Yuck. Humans are gross. Is Brother Jiang Nan like this too?”
Jiang Ning said gently, “No. Brother Jiang Nan is the best human in the world.”
“Really?”
“Of course. Have you forgotten how he gave you chilli sauce?”
Jiang Jing: “Hee hee. Brother Jiang Nan is the best.”
…
At this moment Jiang Nan looked guilty.
Nothing to do with me. They wanted to drink it themselves.
Has absolutely nothing to do with me, Jiang Nan.
Qi Dongqiang’s face went white.
Σ(;ﾟдﾟ) This…
How did I say all that? I’m finished.
Time to sing a verse of “Cool Cool.”
Because I’ve already socially died.
Qi Delong violently spat three mouthfuls of blood. He was utterly furious. “You bloody used my toothbrush as a toilet brush?”
“You absolute idiot.”
Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Blegh.
No brother pits his brother like this.
Qi Dongqiang glared. “You dare curse me? I’ll ~%?…;#*’!”
A stream of flowery profanity burst out like a machine gun. Sound waves surged like a tide.
Qi Delong raged, “I’ll fight you to the death today.”
“I’ll just beep beep beep＊＊＊…”
The two were red-eyed, veins bulging. They spat blood while desperately spraying insults.
Sound waves spread in all directions. Relentless bombardment. Non-stop.
As the ancient saying goes, a gentleman uses his mouth, not his hands.
The Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang brothers perfectly demonstrated this with their actions.
At this moment everyone’s expression in the stands was…
(≖_≖) Like this.
If this were being livestreamed, not a single word they said could be broadcast. The screen would be nothing but beeps.
Jiang Nan: Σ(๑ºΔº๑)
He was completely stunned. He had thought he was the ultimate trash-talk king.
But he never expected these two sound-wave brothers to be the professionals.
Usually so quiet. Who knew they could spray like this? Still going even while spitting blood?
Looking at the chaotic arena, Jiang Nan couldn’t help feeling a little nervous.
At this moment Xiao Chuohuo’s face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
“In broad daylight, spouting such filthy language. What kind of behaviour is this? What kind of behaviour!”
“Old Zhao. Hurry and stop them.”
Zhao Dezhu couldn’t hold back his laughter. With one great leap he dropped down and knocked out the life-risking spray duo with hand chops.
“Ahem… well. Draw.”
Xiao Chuohuo glared at Jiang Nan, who was craning his neck from the stands.
Things had only just calmed down. How long had you been in the senior area before turning it into this mess?
Are you the reincarnation of a tumble dryer?
“Jiang Nan. No more going down to the field to sell goods. Stay properly in the stands.”
Otherwise Xiao Chuohuo really feared this ranking tournament would be completely ruined by Jiang Nan.
Jiang Nan: (´◔～◔`) Fine, no selling down there then.
I’ll sell in the stands.
The seniors watched Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang get knocked out and all let out long sighs of relief.
Who knew what other bombshells would have dropped otherwise.
But they now had a new impression of the brothers.
Mm. Better keep distance from these two in future.
These two are perverts.
Jiang Nan teleported right in front of Mo Tian. “Little table senior? Little junior sister-in-law? Anything catch your eye? We’re all friends. I’ll give you both a discount.”
Mo Tian’s eyes lit up. She immediately hooked her arm around Jiang Nan’s.
“South God, South God. I want that Hello Kitty crop top. How much?”
Jiang Nan glanced at Mo Tian and sucked in a cold breath. “No suitable size in stock. I’d have to sew one fresh. At least 500,000.”
This would use far too much fabric. At least five pairs of shorts ruined to make one.
Mo Tian beamed triumphantly at An Xiaoqi and raised an eyebrow.
An Xiaoqi had blushed when Jiang Nan called her junior sister-in-law, but her competitive spirit flared.
“I want a crop top too. How much for me?”
Jiang Nan: “You want one too? Yours is cheaper. 50,000 each.”
All friends. Jiang Nan couldn’t rip her off. For An Xiaoqi, one pair of shorts could probably make two with fabric left over. 50,000 was already a lot.
Mo Tian: (๐˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅) Pfft. Hahahaha.
An Xiaoqi: ٩(๑˃̶͈̀皿˂̶͈́)۶ No. Charge me 100,000. It has to be 100,000. Not a penny less.
Jiang Nan: ???
What’s going on?
Now everyone’s rushing to let me overcharge them?
You can’t waste money like this even if you’ve got plenty.
“You really…”
“100,000 exactly. If it’s one penny less I don’t want it.”
Jiang Nan’s expression turned serious. “Deal.”
Having taken two orders, Jiang Nan did not end his selling spree.
He made his way over to Wei Teng with a beaming smile. “Ah, my good disciple. How’s it going? Confident for your upcoming match against Niu Dabiao?”
Wei Teng let out a long sigh. “I’ll have to use both knives. My left hand, it…”
(･᷄﹏･᷅)┌∩┐
Jiang Nan’s eyes widened as he looked at Wei Teng’s left middle finger in a plaster cast, wrapped thickly with bandages.
He couldn’t help sucking in a cold breath. “That serious? Even recovery spirit skills can’t fix it?”
Wei Teng covered his face. “Comminuted fracture. The bone is pulverised to dust. Needs a couple of days to heal.”
“Alas. All because I was impatient. I tried to use finger blade without Master’s realm. I couldn’t even pierce refined iron. I’m too useless.”
Jiang Nan: …
Bloody comminuted fracture.
You tried to poke refined iron with your finger?
You’re truly impressive.
