As soon as Zhao Dezhu said those words, the students below erupted with excitement.
“Goose haha! We have to go to Andu Spiritual Martial University. That’s where I graduated from!”
“This time, no matter what, I’m going back to my alma mater. Is my moment of glory finally here?”
“Ragged little senior sisters, awoo~ South God! Save three jin of leeks for me!”
“We’re stinking like this. Are we really going back to our alma maters? This isn’t returning in glory. This is straight-up societal revenge!”
Someone suddenly blurted that out, and the smiles on the students’ faces instantly froze, then collapsed.
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[From Wang Gang…]
Jiang Nan’s eyes sparkled. A mature idea suddenly popped into his mind.
Many veteran students looked over with envious eyes.
Teaching guidance was indeed an unforgettable time, but sadly, this time it wasn’t their turn.
After every semester’s ranking tournament, Pioneer Academy would send the top hundred to key spiritual martial universities across provinces for teaching guidance.
This was Pioneer Academy’s tradition.
It showcased their deep strength to major famous schools, while planting seeds of admiration in those students’ hearts, making them yearn for Pioneer Academy.
When recruitment came, they could attract good talents, and the cultivation methods passed down would also strengthen the students.
Killing several birds with one stone.
An old catapult.
Every year at this time, spiritual martial universities in each province would even hold leagues to select outstanding students, just to compete for training slots.
The veteran students all showed expressions of nostalgic flashbacks.
Then they looked back at their own side.
On the arena, more than a dozen pairs were still playing the “whoever blinks first is an idiot” game.
The other side had already finished their award ceremony. Could you lot hurry up or what!
Jiang Nan and the others left the spiritual ruins. As soon as Xiong Er stepped out, An Xiaoqi dragged him away.
“South Bro! I’m not going home tonight. I’m watching cartoons with Xiaoqi!”
Jiang Nan: (⇀‸↼‶)
What cartoon runs all night?
It must be some piercing legend, right?
Meanwhile, Xia Yao bounced over excitedly and planted a kiss right on Jiang Nan’s cheek.
(๑gt;₃<)
Jiang Nan felt a warm, fleeting touch on his cheek, like a dragonfly skimming water.
Xia Yao giggled. “I lost the bet. This girl always keeps her word. It’s definitely not because I wanted to kiss you or anything. Don’t overthink it~”
Zhong Yingxue: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) Ya~ Xiao Yao! Shame on you!
Xia Yao pounced like a wolf, grabbed Zhong Yingxue’s face, and kissed her repeatedly.
“There’s one for Xuexue too! Mua! Mua! Haha!”
Zhong Yingxue ended up covered in saliva, looking utterly resigned, feeling as if she’d been gnawed by a wolf.
Jiang Nan stroked his chin. “No! That’s not right! The first time I went to Tianchi Spiritual Ruins, you lost a bet and said you’d wash my socks for a month, but you never did!”
Xia Yao stiffened. “Eh~ No… no such thing. You’re just making it up!”
You still remember something from so long ago?
Do you have to be this strong!
Jiang Nan looked puzzled. “I clearly remember…”
Xia Yao: “Which school are we going to for teaching guidance? It’s half a month. They’ll definitely give lots of rewards, right?”
Jiang Nan waved grandly. “Of course, whichever offers the most rewards. We’ll decide tomorrow when the specific list comes out!”
“Humph humph! You didn’t want me back then. Now I…”
Watching Jiang Nan muttering excitedly to himself beside her, and Xia Yao patting her chest with a relieved look, Zhong Yingxue covered her face.
Such powerful topic-changing skills!
Back at the villa, Zhong Yingxue and the others went to pack for the trip.
Jiang Nan, under Wu Liang’s horrified gaze, put on a 3A-grade anti-biohazard radiation suit.
He opened that “absolutely, absolutely do not open” door to hell.
“South Bro? What are you…”
Jiang Nan: (๐՞ට՞) Opportunity!
After closing the door, loud “boom boom boom” explosions echoed from the room.
Accompanied by hellish evil winds blowing out the windows, spreading across the entire academy.
Wu Liang smiled bitterly. He knew South Bro was opening durians again.
…
It wasn’t until evening that the veteran students’ ranking tournament finally ended.
One by one, they emerged from the egg-shaped building, grimacing in pain, faces pitch black, each with a golden middle finger still extended.
What kind of paralysis ring was this! It was a wall-breaking ring!
They couldn’t retract their middle fingers at all!
As soon as they stepped out of the building, everyone’s eyes rolled back. They nearly passed out on the spot.
“How can it be this! Stinky! Urgh~”
“Did those new students bring the smell out? We can’t stay in this academy anymore!”
The instructors pulled their hair in despair. “Tomorrow’s classes are impossible…”
“This smell is too vibrant!”
As the sun set, Xiao Chuohuo pushed his wheelchair along the path, face expressionless, eyes vacant, shadow stretched long…
“If there’s no other way, we’ll just have to rebuild the academy somewhere else. This place has been defiled!”
Zhao Dezhu: “But as long as Jiang Nan is around, it’ll be the same anywhere!”
Xiao Chuohuo shuddered, but thinking that Jiang Nan was about to go on a business trip for university teaching guidance, gone for half a month, his heart couldn’t help but race with excitement.
He’d never been this happy even during New Year.
“Old Zhao! Hurry and call those principals. Get them to send all the invitations tomorrow! Make it fast!”
…
The veteran students had just returned to the dorm area, enduring the garden-full of fragrance as they stepped inside.
Toilets and balconies were full of people vomiting.
Some in the bathrooms were even scrubbing with sandpaper.
“This smell won’t come off! Is 1000-grit sandpaper not enough? Get me 100-grit!”
“Even 40-grit didn’t work for me. I’ve already sent my roommate to the hardware store for a file!”
“Tell him to grab an angle grinder too. Grandpa’s going all out tonight!”
The veteran students were stunned.
Holy crap. Are these new students that brutal? Sandpaper and files for bathing is one thing, but angle grinders?
Are you bathing or repairing cars?
Even spiritual warriors can’t handle that!
In the girls’ dorms, many girls were vomiting from grief.
Evening, eight o’clock!
Jiang Nan stepped out of hell in his biohazard suit, then teleported to the lawn outside the boys’ and girls’ dorm areas.
He spread his stall cloth, set up his little stool.
“Little Dimple! Strobe light mode!”
Little Dimple stuck out her tongue. “Got it, Master~”
(o˃̵̫˂̵o)
(◍˃̵̫˂̵◍)
The red and blue spots on Little Dimple’s cheeks began flashing rapidly, bathing both dorm buildings in red and blue light, instantly drawing everyone’s attention.
“Everyone come look here~ Master is setting up stall! South God’s stall is open!”
Little Dimple, squatting on the stall cloth with her tail wagging furiously, shouted cutely towards the dorms.
“Ah~ So cute! How did she end up following South God? What a waste!”
“Setting up stall again? After making us all stink, we’d rather die than buy South God’s stuff!”
“He’s just trying to drain our pocket money. Everything he does is one-time business!”
“The paralysis effect was strong, sure. Made it so I can’t retract my middle finger. Wiping after the toilet is impossible now!”
“You could learn from Qi Dongqiang!”
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[From…]
Jiang Nan cleared his throat.
“Today we’re not selling anything else!”
“Deodorising late-night snack, super effective!”
“One portion only 80,000!”
“Bring your own spoon and bowl!”
“Eat it and the smell is gone!”
“And it’s super cute!”
Little Dimple: “Cute cute!”
With a wave of his hand, Jiang Nan filled the stall with plastic takeout boxes.
Inside were yellowish diamond durian flesh.
He opened the lids, and the dorm area’s fragrance intensified several times. Vomiting sounds rose everywhere.
The students in the dorm area went mad.
“Baba? South God has lost his mind! He packed a pile of baba in takeout boxes and wants to sell it to us? For 80,000?”
“Urgh wah~ Too stinky! Close it, close it quick!”
“Before with vigorous stuff, ginseng, leeks, whatever, I could stomach it. At least it was edible! But now, South God wants to feed us baba and charge us!”
Jiang Nan’s face darkened. “What baba! This is the flesh from that daytime durian! Eat it and the smell goes away!”
“This stuff is delicious! Seeing how pitiful you all are, I didn’t even charge more than 80,000!”
The dorm students exploded.
“Pah! Who do you think made us this pitiful! Woo woo~”
“It’s really durian flesh. I’ve seen South God eat it!”
“Make us all stink, then come sell deodorising snacks to make money? This sleazy move is killing me with its brilliance. This is robbery!”
“Your conscience is pitch black! I won’t buy. Even if I stink forever, you won’t fleece me!”
“Exactly! Won’t buy! A person doesn’t steam buns just to fight for breath! Er… pride!”
At this moment, the boys and girls in the dorms united against the outside, refusing to be fleeced lambs, collectively protesting Jiang Nan.
Jiang Nan: (･᷄ට･᷅) Not buying, huh?
He quickly opened ten boxes of deodorising snacks.
“Little Dimple! Blower mode!”
Little Dimple sweetly replied, “Got it, Master~”
She leapt up, landed behind Jiang Nan, and grew to three metres tall.
Squatting on the ground, two wings sprouted from her back.
She began fanning furiously towards the dorm buildings.
With the strong wind, the fragrance from the durian flesh spread completely, hitting them head-on.
“Urgh yue~ South God! Be human, please!”
“Little Dimple, stop fanning! Your master is the big villain! Don’t help the tyrant anymore!”
“Damn? Old Chen, wake up! Old Chen, don’t foam at the mouth!”
“Close the windows! Quick! Someone’s going to die!”
Jiang Nan blinked. Close the windows?
He snapped his fingers, opening space wormholes, delivering warmth door to door.
Blowing one room, then moving to the next. The dorm area was filled with screams, wails connecting into one, ghostly cries and wolf howls.
Jiang Nan stood on the stall cloth with hands on hips, laughing arrogantly.
“Goose haha haha! Buying or not?”
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Is this what they mean by forced buying and selling?
