The dorm buildings had exploded with stench. Even pinching noses was useless. It stung the eyes.
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Delivering warmth door to door? Who could endure that!
If robbery were not illegal, Jiang Nan would probably have been stormed with halberds long ago.
For one brief moment, the students suddenly felt the academy was actually quite good. At least it still had laws.
If this were abroad, who knew how wild South God would become.
By now, the veteran students had all transformed into Motherfucker Heroes.
If you want to sell them deodorising late-night snacks, just sell them. Do not launch indiscriminate attacks, alright?
We are already pitiful enough wearing these irremovable paralysis rings.
At this moment, Mo Tian had pressed her head right down into her chest, full ostrich mode. Only this way could she withstand the odour assault.
“South God! Stop blowing, please. We were wrong. We admit we were wrong, is that not enough?”
“It is just one portion of deodorising snack. We will buy it!”
“Leave us a path to survival! These past few nights, every nightmare I have had has featured you!”
“Woo woo woo~ I am so miserable. Late at night, forced by South God to buy baba to eat. Woo woo~”
Jiang Nan saw that the desired effect had been achieved, turned back and tapped Little Dimple on the nose.
(o˃̵ﻌ˂̵o)
As if a switch had been flipped, the Little Dimple brand blower ceased operation.
Jiang Nan grinned widely. “All of this is truly for your own good!”
[Resentment value from Xu Qingliu +1000!]
[Resentment value from Wang Liguo +1000!]
Yes, yes, we believe you.
Acting the bitch while erecting a chastity memorial arch, that is exactly you, is it not?
Jiang Nan clapped his small hands, unzipped his down jacket, and revealed the QR code printed on his sweater.
“Come, come, everyone line up nicely. There is enough for all. No pushing!”
The new students, drenched in stench, came downstairs one by one with mournful faces. More than four hundred people formed a long queue in the wintry night.
Looking at the lump inside the plastic lunch boxes, their faces darkened.
Although they knew it was durian flesh, deep down they felt immense resistance. Stinking to this degree, could they really swallow it?
Even dogs that had tasted every delicacy under heaven would turn away in disgust.
Yet they could only join the queue, scan the code, transfer the money, and collect their deodorising late-night snack.
On Jiang Nan’s phone, the constant “cha-ching” of incoming payments never stopped.
Rabbit Baby, leaning over the windowsill, suddenly burst out laughing.
“So streamlined? Why do they remind me of those little hamsters queuing up to buy paw-paw ice creams!”
“Luckily South God is in our class!”
All 450 people, not one left out, bought their own deodorising snack.
But holding the snacks and squatting by the building entrance, the students fell into deep hesitation.
Should they eat it or not?
Though it stank just a tiny bit, it had cost 80,000 after all.
It was supposed to remove the body odour. South God might scam a little, but at least he would not lie about something like this, right?
Tomorrow they still had to return to their alma maters.
How could they go back stinking like this?
Gao Xingyu clenched his teeth, recalled the miraculous little ginseng, and steeled himself.
He lifted the lid, grabbed a spoon, scooped up a portion, and shoved it into his mouth under the horrified stares of everyone around him.
It melted instantly, incredibly fragrant and sweet. The body odour vanished at once, an unparalleled aroma spreading through his nose.
His total spiritual energy surged to an astonishing 150%.
Gao Xingyu cried out in delight. “My heavens! This is too miraculous! Too delicious! Urgh~”
This stuff could actually restore spiritual energy and increase total spiritual energy capacity?
Hiss~
He hurriedly took another mouthful. “Urgh~ Why are you all staring at me? Eat quickly! It really is delicious! Urgh yue~”
Wang Dong and the others turned pale.
Even Gao Xingyu had become this perverted now?
Your performance of eating while retching is hardly persuasive!
Yet the body odour had indeed disappeared. Everyone gritted their teeth, stamped their feet.
Do it!
They all opened their boxes and began scooping with spoons. After the first bite, everyone exchanged glances, eyes suddenly bright.
Then, without another word, they lifted the boxes and shovelled the contents into their mouths.
Retching sounds rose without pause.
The durian flesh truly was delicious. It was just that the smell still entered the nose while eating…
At this moment, the veteran students watching the new students frantically shovelling deodorising snacks into their mouths turned pale with fright.
This year’s new students were far too ruthless!
Sandpaper bathing was one thing.
But eating while retching?
Had they unlocked some new world?
Just then, Liuli from room 701 stood on the balcony. Her short hair framed heavy breathing, her pretty face flushed with an unnatural crimson.
Her eyes glowed red as she stared fixedly at Jiang Nan, then leapt down from the building in one bound.
She arrived in front of the stall, gazing at Jiang Nan with open longing.
Jiang Nan looked guilty. Was this not that deadly yandere?
“Any snacks left? Could I have one please?”
Jiang Nan swallowed hard. “But you do not smell. You do not need deodorising!”
Liuli licked her lips. “I just want it. Anything that is yours, I want.”
Jiang Nan shuddered. “This… this is not appropriate, is it? Durian flesh is very stinky! Why eat it for no reason?”
Liuli leaned forward. “I do not care! Stinky is nothing! It is only durian flesh! Not something else!”
“Even if it were real, as long as it is yours! I…”
Jiang Nan panicked, stepped forward and clamped a hand over Liuli’s mouth. “Do not say any more! If you continue, people will think you are a pervert and have you arrested!”
He hurriedly thrust a box of deodorising snack at her. “Here, here, here. No charge!”
Last time Liuli had worn his little slippers and run more than eight hundred kilometres. He still felt rather guilty about it.
Consider this compensation.
Liuli’s pretty face flushed deeply. She stared blankly at Jiang Nan.
He… he actually touched my mouth?
Oh heavens!
And he gave me the snack for free?
He still loves me after all!
Liuli brimmed with excitement, opened the deodorising snack and began eating.
Wow… it is so delicious too!
My body’s spiritual energy is surging because of love!
Jiang Nan watched Liuli’s blissful expression, utterly baffled. It cannot be that delicious, surely?
Just then, a “crunch” sounded.
Liuli’s body froze rigid, her pretty face turned ashen, her brows knitted tightly together.
Her little hand reached into her mouth and pulled out a diamond the size of a fingernail…
Still attached to a small fragment of broken tooth~
Her icy gaze instantly fixed on Jiang Nan.
Jiang Nan’s face drained of colour.
Ah, this…
When collecting the flesh, he had not picked it clean? Left a diamond inside?
Jiang Nan forced an awkward smile. “Sorry~ sorry! Ah ha~ ah haha~”
“This is a little surprise I prepared especially for you. Do you like it?”
Liuli blinked, staring blankly at the sparkling, crystal-clear diamond in her hand.
Wow! He is far too wonderful, far too romantic!
Hiding a diamond in the snack to give me as a gift?
He truly does care about me!
Liuli’s heart melted entirely. She clutched the diamond preciously in her palm and said shyly, “I will treasure it forever…”
She hopped happily back into the dorm building, clearly overjoyed.
Jiang Nan let out a long breath of relief. He had finally bluffed his way through.
The students squatting by the entrance shovelling their snacks were left dumbfounded.
A diamond hidden in the snack?
What sort of romance is that supposed to be?
It was probably just not picked clean when extracting the flesh…
“Crunch!”
Gao Xingyu’s expression froze. His broken front tooth flew more than ten metres, his face pale with pain.
Now, among the students who had reached the bottom of their snacks, “crunch” sounds rang out occasionally, accompanied by sparks and flying tooth fragments.
The winter night felt especially quiet. Murderous glares fell upon Jiang Nan one after another.
Jiang Nan looked guilty. “Do not… do not misunderstand. This is a lottery activity I organised!”
“To thank the vast consumer base for their long-term strong support of the local stall! I randomly placed some diamonds in the deodorising snacks as prizes!”
“Surprise from the heavens! Tooth-breaking bonus! Eat one diamond and you break even. You can even sell it for good money. Inlay it in gold. Is that not wonderful?”
[Resentment value from Gao Xingyu +1000!]
[Resentment value from Wang Dong +1000!]
Where is the surprise? This is pure fright!
You simply did not pick them clean, did you? This is attempted murder…
Yet you made it sound so flowery. I almost believed you!
Tomorrow we still have to return to our alma maters for teaching guidance.
The stench is gone now! But the teeth are missing!
South God is still utterly scammy.
“Damn it! The worst decision of my life was believing South God’s nonsense!”
“My original teeth! The teeth that could handle skewers, beer, melon seeds, anything!”
“Eh? How come I did not get one?”
“Hehe~ Are you sure you did not swallow it? Tomorrow in the toilet, poke around with a little stick. It might even come out the other way…”
“I will fight Jiang Nan to the death!”
“You cannot beat him!”
“Then… then at least let me curse him a bit to vent my anger?”
“You cannot out-curse him either…”
Jiang Nan could not help feeling a little guilty now and was already preparing to pack up and flee.
However, just at that moment, a figure flipped down from the dorm building, face full of excitement.
“South God! Do not leave!”
