Jiang Nan looked fully alert.
“I tell you, no way for refunds. Once the money is in my pocket, do not even think about getting it back out.”
“Even if I agreed, you would still need to ask whether my fist agrees.”
“Even if my fist agreed, you would still need to ask Little Dimple whether she agrees.”
Little Dimple: “No, no!”
Chang Fa said excitedly, “Oh come on! Why would I want a refund? Paralysis rings! South God, do you have any more? I want to buy a few extra.”
Jiang Nan was stunned. “Did you not already buy two?”
Right now, Chang Fa still had one poking out from his right middle finger.
At this moment, the veteran students in the dorm buildings were baffled.
“Chang Fa! Have you gone mad? Not had enough of being scammed?”
“Exactly! Apart from the strong paralysis effect, this thing is just equipment that stops you retracting your middle finger.”
“You have money to burn? Still buying more?”
Chang Fa turned back angrily. “You lot know nothing. The paralysis ring is a divine artefact. I am now relying on it to prolong my happy life.”
“You have no idea how much Xiao Yueyue loves me now.”
Everyone who heard this looked completely bewildered.
Jiang Nan: (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅)ˀ̣ˀ̣
Xiao Yueyue? Was that not Lu Yue, the stinky-foot goddess to whom Chang Fa had confessed using the Passionate Flame gloves?
What did paralysis rings have to do with a happy life?
Jiang Nan was shocked.
Had he really developed a new use for the paralysis rings?
Jiang Nan could not help recalling the product description for the paralysis rings.
Paralysis duration 30 minutes. Worn for 24 hours. Impenetrable to blades and guns, immune to water and fire?
Hiss. In a certain sense, this was even stronger than spiritual energy leeks.
Jiang Nan’s face darkened. “My paralysis rings are not meant to be used like that. Do not take the literal meaning and run with it.”
Chang Fa broke into a sweat. “I… I was forced into it. I did not want to lose dignity in front of my goddess.”
“I could only use paralysis rings to fill the gap in my happy life.”
Jiang Nan’s mouth twitched. So Chang Fa really could not perform?
He truly had been forced into it.
Chang Fa clung to Jiang Nan’s hand, eyes shining.
“South God! Never mind anything else. These paralysis rings can be worn not only on middle fingers, but even on big toes.”
“I tried it. The rings automatically adjust to fit.”
Jiang Nan blinked, then looked down at Chang Fa’s feet.
Good heavens, worn on feet? Were paralysis rings this versatile?
Jiang Nan could not even imagine the suffocating scene of them on feet.
Why on earth would you think of putting them on your feet?
Because both hands were already occupied?
Damn.
Were you not a little too talented?
Chang Fa’s eyes gleamed. “South God! Hurry and give me another ten. I am counting on you!”
Jiang Nan did not stand on ceremony and sold Chang Fa ten rings straight away.
After all, this was helping Chang Fa regain his dignity. He had to support it.
The other students also crowded over curiously.
“Why are you buying so many rings? Have you got bubbles in your brain?”
Chang Fa chuckled. “Hehe. Whoever uses them will understand. Paralysis rings are truly wonderful.”
“Come closer.”
So Chang Fa quietly explained the wonderful use he had discovered.
The circle of veteran brothers listened with heads lowered, then all widened their eyes.
“Hiss. That works? Paralysis rings really are paralysis rings. The name fits perfectly.”
“Good stuff. How did I not think of it? Brother Fa, I owe you one.”
“Hiss. South God! Give me three rings. Right now!”
These veteran brothers no longer cared about anything else. One by one, eyes red, they charged towards the stall.
Without a word, they scanned the code and transferred money, not hesitating at all.
Jiang Nan’s mouth twitched again. Were there really this many needing to reclaim their dignity?
He had thought it would be a one-off sale, but thanks to Chang Fa stirring things up, paralysis rings sold out instantly.
Jiang Nan was delighted inside.
To build up goodwill and open future sales channels, Jiang Nan even launched a big price cut.
100,000 each was not expensive. They were consolation prizes anyway, not precious.
In a short while, he sold more than 300, earning a fortune.
The girls in the female dorm area stared in astonishment at the booming stall, faces full of shock.
What was going on?
Why did South God’s stall always become this frantically popular every time, as if people were fighting to buy?
How much money was he making? They all looked at Jiang Nan as if he were a giant fortune-bringing beast.
Just then, a small young man wearing a hooded jacket and a face mask sidled over.
He first bought ten paralysis rings, then said, “South God! Any little ginseng left? Give me 100, please.”
Jiang Nan blinked. “So many? 100,000 each is not cheap.”
The young man smiled. “Stock up while you are selling. This stuff is useful. Who knows when you will open stall next?”
Jiang Nan chuckled. When money came knocking, why refuse?
He immediately packed 100 little ginseng plants for him and collected 10 million.
The young man looked thrilled. “Thank you, my South God!”
He took the ginseng and left. Jiang Nan did not think much of it.
Not long after, a short-haired girl in a snow-white down jacket came over.
“South God? Any little ginseng? Give me 40, please.”
Jiang Nan was surprised. Quite a few people buying ginseng today.
So he packed 40 for the girl and smiled. “Remember not to eat them when your period comes.”
The short-haired girl smiled sweetly. “Thank you, South God!”
A little later, a burly man with bronze skin came over. “Haha! South God! Twenty little ginseng for me!”
Jiang Nan’s eyes flashed. Something was wrong. Very wrong.
Where were all these ginseng buyers coming from?
Normally, when he sold full stock, a few buying ginseng was fine.
But today he was mainly selling paralysis rings and deodorising snacks, yet in quick succession seven or eight people had come specifically for little ginseng.
And in large quantities…
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up.
This had to be subordinates sent by that old scalper, right?
Finally caught your tail.
Goose haha haha!
Jiang Nan beamed as he packed twenty little ginseng for the burly man.
“Take care, buddy. Come again!”
The burly man grinned, grabbed the ginseng, and walked off.
Jiang Nan craned his neck, watching the man turn the corner by the building and disappear.
He chuckled to himself. “(･᷄ට･᷅) Let’s see where you run to now.”
You have made so much money off me. If you do not give me even a little cut, we are not finished.
He immediately packed up the stall cloth. “Closing up, closing up! My Xuexue does not let me stay out past ten!”
He scooped up Little Dimple and teleported away.
Feng Xin stood there dumbfounded. “South God! South God, do not go! I have not bought yet. I want rings too!”
╮(•́口•̀)╭
But Jiang Nan had long since teleported out of sight, quietly tailing the muscular man.
With space ability tracking, the man noticed nothing.
The man walked on until he reached a public toilet beside a small grove on campus.
He looked around, saw no one, and darted into the women’s toilet.
Jiang Nan: !!!
You pervert?
Visiting Pioneer Academy and still sneaking into the women’s toilet for a peek?
Just wait. I will beat you until you call me daddy and teach you what justice means.
So Jiang Nan opened a space wormhole connecting the outside to the toilet and peered through.
Humph humph.
I want to see exactly what you are up to in there.
This is not peeping.
I am peeping on a peeper.
So it does not count as peeping.
Yes, exactly.
