Ye Ye said excitedly, “Grandpa was so cool just now. Does Grandpa still have that Pikachu headgear? Ye Ye wants to wear it and play too!”
Ye Zhenguo’s old face darkened. “I buried it in the second flower bed from the left in the small garden.”
At this moment, the entire Ye family was desperately holding back laughter. Ye Zhenguo’s face had never been this black.
Wasn’t the plan to perfectly conceal his identity?
How did even Ye Ye know his signature moves?
Was he the only one who didn’t know his own identity?
“How do you all know?”
Ye Haitao: (´≖◞̫◟≖)
“It’s the dark web live stream. I saw it and called everyone to admire Dad’s heroic figure together.”
“Hm! The headgear is pretty cute. People say old men turn into kids. I didn’t believe it before, but now I do! Pfft~”
Ye Zhenguo: !!!
Dark web live stream?
I didn’t see anyone filming!
What did Jiang Nan use to broadcast? His crotch camera?
The fact that I went out to sell my soul as a labourer has been exposed?
Aaaah!
[Resentment value from Ye Zhenguo +1001!]
My tall, mighty Daotian powerhouse image is completely ruined by that stinking brat!
“Bloody hell, I’ll deal with that stinking Jiang Nan kid later!!”
“Today I’ll loosen your skin first!”
Dragon wings unfurled. He charged straight at Ye Haitao.
Ye Haitao’s face went deathly pale. “Dad! Calm down, Dad! I’m your own son!”
Ye Zhenguo: “A father beating his son is perfectly justified. Watch me beat you into amnesia! How did Jiang Nan do it? Let me try…”
Ye Haitao: !!!
“Ah~ ah~”
The groundhog screams began!
Zhong Yingxue and the others watched a Daotian lose his temper. Their faces paled. Truly fatherly kindness and filial piety!
They quickly fled back to Kyoto Spirit University!
Otherwise they might get taken hostage in a moment!
…
In the multimedia classroom at Kyoto Spirit University, the 100 training cadets were all seated and looking around in surprise.
“Eh? Where’s the Jiang demon?”
Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu hugged each other and cried. He didn’t come? Great! Finally no beating!
Xia Yao smiled. “After graduation, you will inevitably have to fight underground forces. Experience becomes very important!”
“Instructor Jiang Nan got up early today to give you all a practical demonstration on how to deal with underground forces!”
“Everyone must learn a lot from it and summarise the experience, understand? You’ll have to write a reflection later! Xingxuan!”
Ye Xingxuan responded excitedly, rushed to the podium, plugged in her USB drive. The large screen instantly projected the dark web live stream.
On screen, a blood-covered man was being frantically slapped!
All the cadets gasped. So brutal!
What’s going on?
South God skipped training today to take down an underground organisation?
Xia Yao, Zhong Yingxue and the others quickly ran to desks below and sat down, faces full of excitement as they watched the stream!
The cadets were speechless!
What kind of “teaching experience” is this? You just want to watch South God’s live stream!
Openly slacking off!
…
The slapping went on for a full three hours!
Yet Jiang Nan only received two hundred million US dollars in ransom from the underlings!
Jiang Nan pursed his lips. “Your underlings really don’t want to pay, huh? Just this little bit?”
“Not enough, not enough! If there’s no more, I’ll kill you!”
Wan Dongchen, still being slapped, was both crying and furious!
“Those sauna-room bitches! Some definitely didn’t pay! Don’t kill me! I’ll find a way!”
Yao Hong nudged Jiang Nan’s shoulder. “Pika-pang, that’s enough! The Blood Alliance’s cash flow can squeeze out at most another one or two hundred million US dollars!”
“With this incident, some people will definitely run off with the money!”
Jiang Nan glared. “Enough? We’re still far from our twenty billion goal!”
“Dare to run off with my money? Got some guts! By the way, such a big Blood Alliance only has this much wealth?”
Yao Hong covered her face. You plan to collect twenty billion in one go?
Even draining the Blood Alliance dry wouldn’t yield that much!
The money isn’t even in hand yet, and it’s already your money?
“Organisations like the Blood Alliance always stockpile goods, spirit pearls, treasures, materials, huge value! If they don’t sell, cash flow won’t be that high!”
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up. “So that’s a little treasury?”
Wan Dongchen nodded frantically. “Yes, yes! Our Blood Alliance headquarters and three main branches have stockpiles worth a lot!”
“I’ll tell you the exact locations. Tell her to stop hitting me! I’m really dying!”
Jiang Nan: “Does telling me the treasury locations conflict with her hitting you? No conflict! Keep talking!”
Wan Dongchen: (#)༎ຶд༎ຶ(#) That actually makes perfect sense!
[Resentment value from Wan Dongchen +1000!]
“Take me there! I’ll help you collect from the underlings who didn’t pay! Don’t kill me, I beg you!”
At this moment, Wan Dongchen would do anything to stay alive!
Jiang Nan grinned after getting the branch locations. “Not far! On the supersonic fighter!”
Yao Hong was stunned. “What not far? Where’s the plane? Are we…”
Jiang Nan: “Nonsense! Going to rob money and empty the treasuries. Not rob it and leave it there?”
Yao Hong: ???
Those are in different provinces! Are you really this persistent?
Going straight to their homes to ransack them?
The key is the round trip would take so long. The goods might already be moved…
Before Yao Hong could react, Little Dimple, who had been lying on Jiang Nan’s shoulder, grew larger!
“Master~ Let’s go to headquarters first? I feel the treasury there is bigger!”
Jiang Nan: (๑՞ට՞)☛ Let’s go!
Yao Hong covered her mouth, staring blankly at the scene. Too much information. Her brain couldn’t process it all at once!
“Boom!”
A huge crimson griffin crashed through the glass. Heavenly Flight activated, combined with Jiang Nan’s non-stop teleportation!
At over twice the speed of sound, they shot straight towards Blood Alliance headquarters!
In the cockpit!
Yao Hong excitedly stroked Little Dimple’s feathers, looking like her horizons had been broadened!
Gu Xiaowei’s hands were still spinning like wind-and-fire wheels, sweating profusely!
“Pika-pang, how do I stop? I’m so tired!”
Jiang Nan: “When the shoe soles wear out, it stops. Figure it out yourself~”
Gu Xiaowei: ???
We’re at ten thousand metres altitude! How am I supposed to wear down the soles?
Slapping air would be super awkward!
Fighting wits with the air?
Use and discard?
Do we tools have no human rights?
[Resentment value from Gu Xiaowei +555!]
Wan Dongchen was bound with void chains, clutched in Little Dimple’s claws, swinging wildly in the air, screaming like a slaughtered pig!
~Ahጿ〰〰〰ଘ(◍•̀ㅂ•́)
[Resentment value from Wan Dongchen +1000!]
[From…]
Just come back and slap me instead!
This is even more cruel than the slapping!
…
Under ultra-high-speed flight, they crossed provinces and reached Blood Alliance headquarters in less than an hour!
Yao Hong: “What’s the plan? Charge in again? This is headquarters! Big bro Pika-ping has gone home! We…”
Jiang Nan grinned. “Robbing money requires speed, accuracy, ruthlessness! I have a hostage, what do I fear?”
“Little Dimple, knock!”
“Roger, Master!”
Little Dimple accelerated sharply, opened its mouth and spat a twenty-metre-wide fireball straight at headquarters!
“Great Flame Heaven!
ଘ(◍˃̶口˂̶)⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃目
“Boom!”
The fireball smashed into the building and exploded violently. Flames shot into the sky. Glass, floors, load-bearing walls all shattered!
A huge hole was blasted open!
The Blood Alliance high-ups meeting in the conference room to discuss how to handle the crisis were directly stunned by the blast!
Faces blackened, the conference room gone!
Little Dimple charged straight into headquarters with everyone!
Jiang Nan grabbed Wan Dongchen and roared, “Hand over all your little monies!”
(๑•̀ٹ•́)و(›༎ຶд༎ຶ‹) Give him money! Give him money!
Yao Hong: !!!
What kind of arrogant entrance is this!
The knocking was a bit too gentle, no?
The massive commotion brought every person in headquarters rushing over, eyes blood-red!
The three leading Diamond experts saw their big brother treated like this and went berserk!
“Oi! Release my big brother! You three must have a death wish!”
“Eh? Three? Ye… Pika-ping isn’t here? Just these three? The strongest is only Diamond! Brother Qiang, this is our chance!”
Liu Qiang gritted his teeth. “Do you really think the Blood Alliance is a pushover? Daring to be this arrogant without Pika-ping?”
“Exactly! Release my big brother now and we’ll call it even. Otherwise you won’t leave alive!”
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes. “Looks like your underlings don’t want to pay! What do you say we do?”
Wan Dongchen exploded. “I’m the boss, listen to me! Give him the money!”
“My life is in his hands!”
Liu Qiang: “Don’t worry, big brother! If he dares kill you, he won’t escape either!”
“Yes, yes! We’ll turn the tables on him! The logic checks out!”
“Big brother, rest assured! We’ll definitely save you!”
Wan Dongchen: !!!
[Resentment value from Wan Dongchen +1000!]
[From…]
Turn the tables my foot!
If you succeed in turning the tables, I’ll be the one who dies, won’t I?
But it’s not your lives on the line, is it?
