Just a moment ago, the trainees who had been lying motionless on the ground all pushed past their limits, squeezing out the very last of their strength to haul themselves up.
They all started dancing.
Some broke into breakdancing, others did shuffle dance, crab dance, taxi dance.
Wang Zhan stood up with a face full of terror, hands clutching his head, hips twisting sharply, and unexpectedly launched into the long-lost Nicholas Zhao Si tap dance of the martial world.
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“Oh no! Stop, stop right now! If this keeps up, I’ll die of social embarrassment!”
Yet his little shuffle steps had perfect rhythm, advancing and retreating with flawless order.
Some even dropped to the ground and inched forward like undulating waves.
Those in the know recognised the wild wave dance, those who didn’t thought he was cosplaying a caterpillar.
For a moment it was pure pandemonium, the scene utterly chaotic.
Every trainee wore an expression of pure horror.
What the hell is this, why are we dancing uncontrollably?
And each dance is the one deepest in our hearts, triggered directly by the restless emotions.
We literally cannot stop, okay?
We’re dying of embarrassment, desperately wanting to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
It’s the effect of that grenade Nan God just threw, what kind of rubbish grenade is this, damn it!
Even Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, standing off to the side, had their eyes wide open.
This class of trainees is really committed.
Look, they’re spitting blood and still dancing!
Was that grenade Xiao Nan just threw another bizarre prop?
Xia Yao’s wolf ears stood straight up with excitement, her eyes full of eager anticipation as she stared at Jiang Nan.
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She looked exactly like a little girl begging to play with a new toy.
Jiang Nan himself was stunned by the effect of the embarrassing dance grenade.
So brutal?
It really forces every living thing in range to dance, even dragging up the ones spitting blood?
This is way too useful!
Jiang Nan, eyes shining with excitement, was about to speak when a surge of restless emotion flooded his heart.
Only dancing could release it.
It felt like a dam filled to bursting, ready to explode if the water wasn’t let out.
Jiang Nan froze. He was outside the grenade’s range.
He shouldn’t have been affected, so why…
His small face darkened instantly.
Was this a side effect of the embarrassing dance grenade?
Even the person who threw it had to join the dance?
That makes it far too weak!
He had thought it was a control-type item, but now even the user gets controlled?
Hmph.
But how could something like this stump me, the Jiang Dance King?
Leek-throwing dance, go!
With a flick of his small hand, Jiang Nan gripped two holy green onion swords.
Watch me dance with green shadows, throw leeks and flip pancakes!
“Didn’t you all say you had no strength left? You look pretty energetic now.”
“Come on, I’ll dance with you!”
With that, he grabbed his two green onions and charged into the crowd.
The trainees lost their minds. What on earth is happening now?
Why is a green Teletubby holding two green onions, doing the leek-throwing dance while rushing straight at us?
“Na~ la sao sao, dali di la di di!”
Green shadows flashed through the air. Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu were struck, spat blood, and flew backwards.
They lay on the ground rolling their eyes, yet still kept dancing.
Xiang Zu, flat on the ground, kept thrusting his hips, endlessly going “B le~ B le?”
It was simply unbearable to watch.
Wang Zhan lay on his side, legs kicking nonstop, continuing his Nicholas Zhao Si tap dance.
His whole body spun anticlockwise with his head as the centre.
Zhong Yingxue covered her face. For some reason this Wang Zhan reminded her of that gif of a drunk person insisting on riding the bicycle painted on the non-motor vehicle lane.
Jiang Nan glared. “Why aren’t you fighting back?”
Xiang Zu wailed, “How… how am I supposed to fight back? B le?”
Wang Zhan covered his face. “I can’t control my own movements!”
Jiang Nan fumed. “Come on! Xiang Zu, you can dance all you like, but can’t you still use your ability? Does it really require a pose to activate?”
“Wang Zhan! You could totally use those Nicholas shuffle steps to dodge and evade!”
“Don’t let any situation affect your fighting spirit! Na li daddy~”
“Boom!”
Another person was sent flying.
[Resentment value from Wang Zhan +1000!]
[From Xiang Zu…]
They were all going insane. At this point we weren’t wondering why we were dancing uncontrollably.
We were wondering why you can dance and still chop people with two green onions.
We can’t copy that flashy move at all!
At this moment Jiang Nan’s eyes sparkled brightly.
If we’re all doing the embarrassing dance together, then fine!
With my green onion swordsmanship, I’m definitely the strongest fighter among all these spirit dancers!
Seen this way, the embarrassing dance grenade isn’t weak at all!
It’s simply perfect!
As for face? Who needs it?
If everyone loses face and embarrasses themselves together, then I haven’t lost any face at all!
Jiang Nan wielded his two green onions, striding imperiously through the chaotic demon dance.
In a teleport he appeared in front of Ye Xingxuan.
Ye Xingxuan was crying while her hands undulated like waves.
~(☍﹏⁰。)～
