“小酒窝，骑战模式！”
Understanding instantly, Xiao Jiu Wo transformed to the perfect size.
Jiang Nan teleported in a flash and mounted Xiao Jiu Wo.
He turned to Mira. “Hold on tight, alright?”
Mira gave a sweet smile, quickly slid down from his neck, settled behind him on Xiao Jiu Wo, and wrapped her arms tightly around Jiang Nan’s waist.
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“All secure!”
Gazing at the fiercely raging battlefield, a faint curve touched the corner of Jiang Nan’s mouth.
“Boom!”
Two consecutive explosions rang out. Xiao Jiu Wo carried Jiang Nan forward at a terrifying speed twice that of sound.
The Blood-Drinking Great Halberd traced a dazzling crimson arc through the air.
A beastified golden-rank enemy had no time to react before it was cleaved cleanly in two.
At the same moment, Jiang Nan snapped his fingers with his right hand.
A void black hole appeared. Suction erupted fully. Seven or eight nearby enemies, along with the ground beneath them, were instantly compressed into black beads.
They had no chance to regenerate.
After the snap, Jiang Nan flicked his hand, sending out a void chain that wrapped around a golden-rank enemy’s neck.
With a fierce yank, the man was hauled upwards and slammed head-first into the ground like a meteor hammer.
His head burst on impact.
With the Fang Tian Painted Halberd combined with spatial wormholes, Jiang Nan’s attack range was far beyond his immediate surroundings.
Add Xiao Jiu Wo’s Grand Flame Heaven Bombardment, and his offensive power was off the charts.
Every incoming attack was evaded with teleportation or spatial barriers.
In that moment on the battlefield, Jiang Nan carved a bloody path. Wherever he passed, almost no one remained standing. His terrifying kill rate filled onlookers with dread.
At the edge of the battlefield, the faces of the 100 trainee recruits had gone deathly pale.
Their legs and hands trembled uncontrollably.
The sounds of slaughter, wails, and roars filled their ears.
Splattering blood, severed limbs scattered on the ground, motionless corpses.
This was the true battlefield. It shattered every fantasy and aspiration they had held.
Their minds went blank. Facing charging Dracula members, a panicked Xiang Zu frantically unleashed spirit techniques.
Seeing the pile of minced flesh before him and feeling the warm splatter on his face, Xiang Zu’s eyes widened. He dropped to his knees and vomited violently, his body shaking, hands and feet ice-cold.
This was his first kill.
The other trainees fared no better. Some girls were even reduced to tears.
Then they looked at Jiang Nan, mounted on Xiao Jiu Wo, swinging the blood-red great halberd, charging freely across the battlefield, utterly dominant.
He demonstrated with raw power what it meant to cut through enemies like vegetables. Heads went numb watching him.
“Hiss. Is this Instructor Jiang Nan’s true strength? Only on the battlefield does he truly unleash himself.”
“Riding a griffon, wielding a blood halberd, with a little girl on his back? This is literally a war god incarnate, damn it.”
“Seriously cool as hell. Charging alone. South God isn’t just a controller. He’s a bloody hex warrior.”
“Bloody hell, he’s ruthless. South God is really chopping. Does he think he’s slicing radishes?”
Yet Zhong Yingxue had already entered turret mode, turning everything around her into hell.
Xia Yao darted through the battlefield like a silver arrow, her wolf claws slashing countless throats.
Wu Liang, with bear king shield, reflection armour, and golden bell cover all active, barrelled through the field like a tank.
Xiong Er was even more terrifying. Transformed into a butcher, he swung two blood-coloured board axes, hacking madly at Dracula members injected with immortal serum.
It looked exactly like mincing dumpling filling.
Wang Zhan’s face was ashen. “Don’t get distracted. Remember what South God taught us.”
Though Dracula numbered nearly five thousand, their levels varied greatly. Many were only silver rank.
Against the lowest golden-rank Home Raid Squad, they held no overwhelming advantage.
The only issue was their immortal trait, which was incredibly annoying. Their numbers barely decreased.
Thanks to that, they even slightly suppressed Long Yuan.
After Jiang Nan’s rampage, most he had killed simply stood back up.
Only those compressed into black beads by void black holes were truly dead.
Jiang Nan’s face darkened.
This won’t work. If we keep going like this, we’ll eventually collapse.
He sheathed the great halberd, still mounted on Xiao Jiu Wo, and roared, “Long Yuan! Dandelions! Withdraw!”
The Home Raid Squad heard the order and immediately disengaged.
Each face was filled with frustration. The Dracula side fought without regard for their lives. They feared no injury because they could heal.
Long Yuan could not afford the same. After the clashes, many brothers were wounded.
At that moment, smug expressions filled the Dracula members’ faces.
“Go back where you came from. You can’t take us.”
“Stand there and let you chop. Can you even kill us?”
“Heh heh heh. What are you going to do about it?”
Jiang Nan flashed a brilliant smile and turned back. “Have you… ever seen me at full power?”
The Long Yuan troops were momentarily stunned, then recalled Jiang Nan’s feats in the metropolis.
Their eyes lit up. This man was about to start showing off.
They shouted, “No! Please let us witness it.”
“The legendary full-power strength of Jiang Demon.”
Jiang Nan leapt down from Xiao Jiu Wo, cracked his neck, and a wicked curve touched his lips.
Jiang Nan: “(๐‾́ٹ‾́) Absolutely.”
At that moment, facing nearly five thousand Dracula members, the smile on Jiang Nan’s face remained arrogantly confident.
The Dracula members exploded with rage.
“Pah. Who do you think you are? You’ve been puffed up too much.”
“No one shows off like you. If you want to die, I’ll gladly send you off.”
“Forcing it like that. Heaven will strike you with lightning.”
Jiang Nan glared. “Shut up. Do you lot want to dance too?”
The Dracula members lost it. Eyes bloodshot, they roared and charged at Jiang Nan.
The scene rivalled the great battles of the ninja world.
The moment Jiang Nan spoke those words, strange expressions crossed the trainees’ faces.
Xia Yao’s big eyes sparkled.
～(๐✧ꇴ✧) Little South wouldn’t be about to…
Jiang Nan grinned widely.
“Dance Release: Graveyard Disco.”
In the next instant, his hands blurred into afterimages. One after another, he pulled the pins on awkward-dance grenades and hurled them far into the enemy ranks.
٩(๐՞ټ՞)۶╭-`☻´-╭-`☻´-……
The Dracula members burst into laughter watching the grenades fly towards them.
“Hahaha. That’s it? Grenades? I’m laughing my teeth out.”
“I could hold one in my hand and set it off like a firecracker. Believe me?”
“I’ll put one in my mouth and let you blow it up. If it kills me, you win.”
Yet in the next moment, the awkward-dance grenades detonated on the ground.
Brilliant seven-coloured electric light covered a hundred-metre diameter.
A dozen grenades scattered outwards, engulfing nearly half the Dracula forces.
Those touched by the light paid it no mind at first, merely scoffing.
This isn’t even as strong as a normal grenade, alright?
My heart isn’t moved at all.
I even feel a little like dancing.
Then, in the next moment, they did dance…
Expressions of horror filled their faces. Who the hell can tell us what is happening?
We’re in the middle of a fight.
This is a matter of life and death. A very serious occasion, alright?
Yet we can’t control ourselves.
To the right, a hundred and eighty men stood neatly in place.
Bodies sideways, left foot forward, right foot back, in a small horse stance, heads facing straight ahead.
ጿጿጿጿጿ……
Shoulders shaking wildly, mouths roaring.
“Deng deng deng deng! Deng deng deng deng!”
“My name is! Kiki!”
“My name is! Cucu!”
(｡˘•口•˘) Oh~ You like really dance?
(;´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`) Yeah~ I like really dance!
“Come dance~ Deng deng deng deng~”
One moment charging madly, the next the Dracula members were shoulder-shaking in place.
The rhythm was brainwashing. The beat addictive.
The forces rushing from behind were stunned.
“What the hell are you lot doing? We haven’t won yet. Celebrating early?”
“Dance your arse. Go die instead. We’re fighting. This is serious.”
“Hiss. For some reason, I really want to join them.”
“What is this? Why are you all dancing?”
Not just that group. Nearly two thousand fell under the awkward-dance grenades and began dancing awkwardly on the spot.
One tower-like bearded giant swung his head, twisted his waist, hands on knees, backside thrust high.
He broke into an electric butt dance, blinding many eyes.
A skinny, sallow-faced youth swayed, stripped off his shirt, and twirled it overhead…
The Dracula forces’ faces darkened. At a glance, this guy clearly never did anything good normally.
Dracula’s charge was utterly shattered by the awkward-dance grenades. Nearly two thousand ignored everything and danced awkwardly on the battlefield.
Long Yuan troops: Σ(๐*口*)
Why are they suddenly dancing awkwardly? Is this Jiang Demon’s true power?
Dandelion girls: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ)
This is unbearable to watch.
Why has a serious battlefield turned into this mess?
So when the boss said “dance”, he meant it literally?
The trainees shed tears. They finally remembered that afternoon dominated by grenades and spring onions.
Jiang Nan grinned, drew two spring onion holy swords.
Twisted his waist, stepped forward.
Roared, “Na li daddy! Da li da li! Da li li li li sao ding cang mao!”
And charged straight into the Dracula awkward-dance troupe.
Today I’ll let you witness the strongest spirit dancer.
Watch me stab you all to death.
⋌(˵ಡꇴಡ˵)⋋ Gwah ha ha ha ha!
