Seeing Jiang Nan wielding two holy green onion swords, dancing and singing as he charged straight into the Dracula awkward dance squad!
“Ah, la sao sao, vigorously drip drip!”
The holy green onion swords in his hands stood perfectly straight, tracing a cyan arc through the air!
He stabbed one directly into the temple of an awkwardly dancing Dracula!
Green onion in, red onion out!
⋌(๐•̀ꇴ•́)ㄏ(꒦ິд꒦ີ٥)
A clean through-and-through. Jiang Nan did not pull the onion out, but left it lodged in the head!
The man’s pupils instantly lost focus, yet he did not fall.
—(꒪～꒪)—
Instead, he continued twisting his body in place, like a zombie with a green onion sprouting from its head!
ヾ—(ﾟ‸ﾟゞ)—
Strictly speaking, the one whose brain had been pierced by the onion had not truly died!
The serum in his body still worked, only unable to repair the brain tissue destroyed by the onion, leaving him without thought, because the onion remained inside…
And the awkward dance grenade forced all living things in range to dance!
So even with a green onion in the head, he had to keep dancing!
Forced to perform, eh?
Jiang Nan spun around. A space wormhole opened wide!
“La vigorously more vigorously sao, ding dang cat!”
The holy green onion sword stabbed again, piercing another temple!
Little Mira rode on Jiang Nan’s shoulders, clapping the rhythm with his movements. Her pretty face beamed with radiant smiles!
Mira: ٩(๐˃̵ꇴ˂̵)و Ding dang cat!
At this moment, Jiang Nan moved through them as if no one were there. He kept pulling green onions from his alternate dimension and jamming them into the heads of the forced awkward dancers!
None could stop him!
In less than half a minute, Jiang Nan had pierced over a hundred heads with green onions!
The field now held over a hundred dancing zombies with green onions sprouting from their heads…
At this point, the Dragon Abyss troops and Dandelion members were dumbfounded!
We are not interested in why Dracula suddenly started dancing!
The question is, why can you pierce a Gold-rank spiritual warrior’s head with a green onion?
“What kind of onion is this? Curry stick? South God killing people with onions?”
“Others stick onions in their noses to pretend to be elephants! South God sticks onions in heads and it’s truly awesome!”
“Onion-swinging dance? Why do I find South God so cute, swinging onions while killing?”
“This scene is too horrifying, isn’t it? Pierced through the head and still dancing? When did Plants vs Zombies add spring onion zombies?”
The sight before them completely shattered their worldview…
A battlefield that was supposed to be serious, why did it become so unserious once South God arrived?
The remaining Dracula who had not started dancing charged forward. Naturally, the house-raiding brigade would not just watch. They intercepted them!
Allowing Jiang Nan to continue his dog-head onion jamming freely!
At this moment, the awkward dancing Dracula were terrified, howling and crying!
“(;´༎ຶд༎ຶ`) Stop! Stop quickly! I don’t want a green onion in my head. I’ll really die!”
“No way. I can’t control my restless heart. I just want to dance. Why am I so saucy! Stop dancing!”
“Don’t you bloody come over! We were wrong, all right?”
At this moment, where was the charging momentum of the Dracula army from earlier?
Seeing Jiang Nan charging with onions truly nearly scared them to wetting themselves!
If the onion pierced the head and no one pulled it out, they were done for!
Even while dancing awkwardly, the Dracula army relied on stubborn willpower to run away from Jiang Nan!
But with dance steps upon them, they could barely move!
Two brothers doing Thomas full spins supported themselves on hands, spinning and kicking legs, moving like long-armed apes supporting on legs!
In one minute, they travelled 35 centimetres!
Looking back at the oncoming Jiang Nan with onions, they howled and cried!
/(;´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`)\
Can’t move at all. I’m basically half-crippled now!
Some doing hip swings in place could not move an inch!
A yellow-haired youth in tight jeans and casual shoes ran frantically for his life, laughing heartily, face full of smugness!
Both hands waved flower hands above his head, cosplaying helicopter propellers, waving so fast they left afterimages!
ዽ⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃
“Haha! Look at your rubbish dances? Mine doesn’t hinder running at all!”
The awkward dancing Dracula beside him had red eyes!
We want to wave flower hands too. Though running while waving is a bit silly, at least we won’t get onioned in the head!
One doing moonwalk with hands over head laughed smugly. Both feet frictioned the ground frantically, leaving afterimages!
Like a three-wheeler in reverse, smoke and dust rising!
(つಠᗜಠ)๛๛๛
“Gahahaha! I’m off first. You lot wait for your onions!”
The awkward dancing Dracula panicked. “Don’t go! Take me with you!”
“Why am I doing Thomas full spin! Damn!”
Seeing Jiang Nan about to charge with onions!
One doing ghost step dance, face full of indignation!
“Pah! No loyalty. I’ll take you!”
He grabbed two shoulder-shaking dancers, gritted his teeth. “I run!”
Instantly ghost step unleashed. Both legs pedalled with afterimages. Dirt flew three metres high. His entire waist sank into the ground!
Not one centimetre moved!
The two shoulder shakers shook frantically, nearly mad!
“Can you bloody do it? Run! Don’t grind in place!”
“Devil Jiang is coming! Run, damn it! You’re killing me! What use are those legs!”
The ghost step dancer exploded. Why can’t I move? My soles are worn through!
At this moment he suddenly realised. Ghost step can’t run!
Ghost step is just treading in place, right?
You think I’m running? Actually I’m not? Still in place?
So ghost step dance equals marching on the spot?
Aaah!
Why did I dance this rubbish dance!
[Resentment value from Mike +1000!]
[From…]
Three cyan flashes passed. Three more spring onion zombies appeared in place!
Jiang Nan was stunned. This one had some awareness!
Knowing he was done for, so he dug a pit with his legs?
Thumbs up!
Without delay, Jiang Nan’s figure flickered constantly across the field!
He arrived directly before the electric-butt burly man, nearly blinding his eyes!
One onion straight through!
“Bro helping you cure your cold!”
In the blink of three minutes, over a thousand spring onion zombies filled the field!
Once the awkward dance grenade timed out, the thousand-plus spring onion zombies collapsed like drained batteries!
The remaining ones without onions in their heads shed tears of survival!
Finally endured it. They fled without looking back!
Jiang Nan grinned. A teleport into the crowd. He flung out fifteen more awkward dance grenades!
Seven-coloured electric light burst instantly!
“Did I say you could stop?”
“Keep the music! Keep dancing!”
Instantly the military base became a chaos of demonic dancing, wails unending!
[Resentment value from Jack +1000!]
[Resentment value from Luna +1000!]
This was Devil Jiang in his prime?
He might not be strong, but truly a devil!
…
At this moment, Xia Yao watched Jiang Nan, big eyes shining, face full of excitement!
She reached into her backpack and carefully pulled out an awkward dance grenade like a treasure!
～(๐ಡㅂಡ)ᓄ-`☻´-
She nudged Zhong Yingxue with her shoulder. “Hey, hey. Let’s throw one too, then fight them, okay! I want to play!”
This was the treasure she had earned massaging little Nan’s shoulders for an hour!
Zhong Yingxue nodded repeatedly. “Play! Throw it there. Lots of people there!!”
Xia Yao pulled the pin and hurled it hard into the crowd!
Then she and Zhong Yingxue watched expectantly!
Seven-coloured electric light burst!
Dracula within a hundred-metre radius indeed started awkward dancing!
Zhong Yingxue’s big eyes sparkled. “They really started dancing. This is too awesome, isn’t it? Yao Yao, you…”
Xia Yao’s smile froze abruptly. Her beautiful eyes widened. Her pretty face flushed red!
Zhong Yingxue was puzzled. “Yao Yao, what’s wrong?”
Xia Yao suddenly raised both wolf paws beside her face!
Wolf ears twitched lightly. Fluffy wolf tail swayed back and forth as she swung her hips!
“Let’s learn to bark together.”
“Woof woof woof woof awoo?”
ฅ(๐❛ัﻌ❛ั๐)ฅ
“Act cute in front of you.”
“Ayoo woof woof woof woof awoo.”
Zhong Yingxue: (๐˃᷄ก˂᷅) Pfft. Hahaha! Yao Yao, you… I can’t!
Xia Yao’s face exploded red with shame. Aaah, why am I dancing too!
Woof woof awoo? And acting cute?
Is this not too embarrassing!
“Little Nan! Save me! Little Nan, I can’t stop!”
Jiang Nan heard Xia Yao’s cry for help and whipped around!
At first sight of Xia Yao, his body froze. Then his eyes turned into hearts. Drool nearly flowed!
(๐♡ꇴ♡)و✧ Saikou!
Big Wolf Extinction is explosively cute! She threw a grenade too?
“No worries! Don’t be scared. It’ll stop automatically soon! Just dance a bit more!”
“In future, use as many grenades as you want. I’ll give you however many! Pfft hahaha!”
Xia Yao, face red, was dying of embarrassment. So little Nan didn’t make her dance? It was because she threw the grenade?
Why didn’t you tell me earlier? Lost all face!
[Resentment value from Xia Yao +555!]
ฅ(⑉Ծ～Ծ⑉) Woof woof awoo.
