The training trainees stared at Jiang Nan on the wheelchair, their eyes nearly popping out.
Their scalps tingled. What kind of divine mentor was this?
He dared to fight a Daotian?
And with such practised moves, this was definitely not his first time.
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao panicked. Was little Nan always this fierce outside?
At this moment, Yao Hong, Nightingale, and Mu Wan were covered in blood. They had just taken down the eighty-metre giant crocodile.
The butler had finally been finished off by them. Proud smiles appeared on their faces.
They turned to look at Jiang Nan, wanting to claim credit.
One glance, and they saw Chang Wei… no, Jiang Nan fighting a Daotian.
They nearly dropped to their knees.
As commander, do you have to be this fierce?
Barton’s mindset was completely shattered by Jiang Nan.
He roared. “Someone! Quickly, someone drag this brat away! He blasphemes me!”
But his shout received no response.
He turned his head. Over three thousand Dracula members stood motionless with onions in their heads. The rest were surrounded. The situation was lost. No one could come to help him.
Barton was stunned.
What was going on?
Just moments ago, his fine undead army, how had they all turned into vegetables?
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His side was completely suppressed. Barton was nearly driven mad.
Yet he could not flee. Most Dracula members, even his own useless son, had injected undead serum.
Once the serum stock ran out, in a few years Dracula would completely collapse. Everyone would go mad.
Seizing back the mother body was Dracula’s only path. Barton had no choice.
He roared. “Arrogant! Eight-Armed Blood God!”
In an instant, countless streams of blood surged from his back, condensing into six arms made of blood.
They tore his clothes, revealing a muscular upper body.
Four arms struck Ye Zhenguo to break free. The other two smashed viciously towards Jiang Nan.
At this moment, Jiang Nan’s back went cold. If he took a Daotian punch, his little life would be gone.
He prepared to teleport away.
But he was far slower than Barton’s fists.
“Time Stop!”
Little Mira, hanging on Jiang Nan’s back, instantly unleashed her innate spiritual skill.
The two blood arms smashed into the golden sphere and abruptly halted.
Yet even so, the blood arms slowly pushed forward.
Mira’s pretty face went pale. “No one can hurt big brother Jiang Nan in front of me! Not even a Daotian!”
Jiang Nan’s scalp tingled. With Mira blocking for a moment, he finally had time to teleport away.
Ye Zhenguo roared. “Dragon Might!”
Powerful repulsion directly blasted Barton flying.
Barton landed, spitting old blood. He was about to sneer and speak.
But suddenly a space wormhole appeared before him. A grenade with a black smiling face fell down.
He frowned. “What is this thing…”
“Boom!”
The awkward dance grenade exploded instantly. Seven-coloured electric light enveloped Barton.
Barton’s face flushed red. His eyes widened in horror.
He slammed his cane hard into the ground. One hand grabbed his waistband and ripped fiercely.
“Rip!”
His entire trousers were torn off.
Wu Liang and Xiong Er stared wide-eyed.
“Oh ho ho? Triangle briefs!”
Barton held his cane in one hand, scratched his head with the other. He squatted in a horse stance.
He opened his mouth and roared. “Spicy girl, fa ke er.”
୧(٥´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`) Spicy girl.
He even spun circles around his cane while singing.
At this moment, everyone across the entire military base stared blankly at Barton.
Their eyes were all blinded.
What was this?
A Daotian-level expert, why suddenly start dancing mid-fight?
Pole dancing too? With his own cane as the pole?
That “spicy girl” trampled all their reverence for Daotian-level experts into dust.
Jiang Nan danced the onion-swinging dance, but his face was full of excitement.
The awkward dance grenade really could control a Daotian. Barton would be forced to dance awkwardly for at least three seconds.
This little old man’s subconscious dance was a bit too saucy, wasn’t it?
He must watch a lot normally, or how else would he remember it?
Looks respectable, but clearly not a good old man.
“Old mate Ye! What are you waiting for? Shell him!”
At this moment, Ye Zhenguo finally snapped out of his shock. He roared and fully beastified.
Transforming into a cyan dragon over a hundred metres long. “Azure Dragon Tail Swipe!”
In an instant, his tail slashed like a sharp sword through the air towards Barton.
Barton: !!!
What the hell? Why am I suddenly dancing something so saucy?
I don’t want face any more?
Stop! Stop right now!
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The three seconds passed. Barton could move again, but the dragon tail was already upon him.
“Bang!”
Barton took it solidly. He nearly snapped in half at the waist. He spat old blood and flew far away.
Ye Zhenguo’s eyes lit up. “Awesome! Again!”
He leapt in pursuit.
At this moment, Barton could care less. Dracula was nearly finished. He fully beastified.
Transforming into a super-sized black bat, even larger than Ye Zhenguo.
At this moment, the Dragon Abyss troops watched in awe. This scene was like Godzilla versus King Ghidorah.
Finally getting serious?
Just then, Barton roared. “Watch my…”
Behind him, brilliant seven-coloured electric light burst again.
Sneaky Jiang Nan had secretly thrown another awkward dance grenade.
Barton’s eyes widened. He roared skyward. “Bloody hell!”
Then his two claws gripped a tall building. His body undulated like waves, rubbing madly against it.
Bat mouth wide open. “Spicy girl, fa ke er!”
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Everyone was dumbfounded. They all covered their faces.
(ﾉ)ﾟДﾟ(ヽ)
Godzilla versus King Ghidorah?
King Ghidorah neglecting duty, hugging a building for pole dance, shouting spicy girl?
If a film shot this, the box office would explode!
Ye Zhenguo laughed heartily. A dragon breath shot out. The energy pillar shattered the building, opening a bloody hole in Barton’s chest.
Then he pounced, riding Barton and beating him violently.
“Little brother! Quick, another one! This little old man is almost done!”
Jiang Nan dared not delay. Through a space wormhole, he flung another awkward dance grenade, sticking it right on Barton’s face.
Barton saw the black smiling face on the grenade. His eyes bulged in fury.
He grabbed Ye Zhenguo’s head and yanked it towards himself.
“Come join me!”
Ye Zhenguo: !!!
The next moment, the awkward dance grenade exploded. Seven-coloured electric light covered both Ye Zhenguo and Barton.
Jiang Nan: (•́ω•̀٥) Ah this.
Barton and Ye Zhenguo locked eyes, both filled with horror. They leapt up.
A giant bat far over a hundred metres tall gripped Ye Zhenguo’s sturdy dragon body, treating him as a pole.
Twisting his form, he rubbed madly against Ye Zhenguo’s dragon body.
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) Spicy girl.
Ye Zhenguo’s eyes bulged. His dragon claws clutched his head. He shook it frantically.
-`(ರдರ≡ರдರ)´-
His two dragon legs stomped the ground wildly. His dragon tail swung.
He roared from his mouth.
“Dui er dui er dui er da da da.”
“Watch my sassy little steps.”
“You ga ha you ga ha!”
“Why are you rubbing all over me!”
As Ye Zhenguo shook his head, the light from his bald head swung left and right, flashing non-stop.
The entire Martha Islands seemed to turn into a massive rave.
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Below, Jiang Nan dancing the onion-swinging dance had his eyes completely blinded.
Old mate Ye’s dance moves and rhythm were seriously catchy. Worthy of a Daotian-level spiritual dancer!
(✘﹏✘٥)
These two old men were no good men at all!
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue, Yao Hong, and the others could barely hold their laughter. After witnessing this scene, how could we ever respect Daotians again!
The video platform live stream comments covered the screen completely.
“This is Daotian-level battle? Eye-opening! Hahaha!”
“Only saucier, never sauciest. Azure Dragon War God leading the rave, all right?”
“My worldview is utterly shattered. I can’t help dancing along. Spicy girl!”
“No more words. All ghost animal district UP masters kowtow in thanks to our benefactors! Taking it away. See you in ghost animal district. You’re this year’s champion! King of ghost animals!”
At this moment, the entire Ye family huddled before the computer, eyes blank as they watched the screen.
(٥≖_≖)
“This dad we can’t keep!”
“Grandpa better not come home!”
“Yikes, embarrassing…”
Three seconds felt like a century to Ye Zhenguo!
A great roar. His two dragon claws reached out, poking two more bloody holes in Barton.
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up. “Old mate Ye is fierce! I’ll help you!”
Ye Zhenguo: (ꐦ༎ຶ益༎ຶ`) “Go cool off somewhere else. I’ve got this!”
“Should never have trusted your nonsense!”
What Daotian dignity remained? The glory Azure Dragon War God built over twenty years, ruined in three seconds!
Barton was already half-crippled. He could handle it alone!
If he let this Jiang Nan brat join again, who knew what else might happen!
Jiang Nan: (๑◔～◔ิ๑) “Fine… fine, no help then!”
“I’ll go rob some money!”
