At this moment, all the spirit beasts on the playground began leaping and dancing. Even the Black Wind Wolves and Swift Lightning Leopards bobbed up and down in rhythm with the beat!
Tao Xinyi covered her face…
This is so immersion-breaking. Why does this scene remind me of that viral GIF of a goofy dog clubbing?
Big Black and Little Black stared wide-eyed. They had never seen or heard anything like this!
Was this the courtship dance of the Silverback Gorilla clan?
Little Dimple crashed to the ground with a thud!
Jiang Nan, wielding two giant spring onion holy swords, faced five or six hundred spirit beasts on the playground and danced the onion-throwing dance with wild abandon!
As he danced, he excitedly called out, “How come you’re all here?”
Xiao Chuhuo and Zhao Dezhu stood frozen in place!
Why was Jiang Nan dancing along too?
Xiao Chuhuo said excitedly, “He calmed an agitated herd of spirit beasts just like that? This might be the secret to communicating, connecting, and expressing friendship between humans and spirit beasts!”
Zhao Dezhu looked utterly shocked!
“This Jiang Nan kid really has skills. Body language is the oldest form of communication!”
“Before language even existed, our human ancestors communicated through body language!”
“Little Fat Tiger! Record this quickly!”
Guan Hu: (≖_≖٥)
Could the two old masters please stop overthinking and turning everything into profound wisdom?
This isn’t any secret technique!
Jiang Nan is clearly just awkwardly dancing with these spirit beasts!
Still, Guan Hu filmed it on his phone. A scene like this is once in a lifetime!
At that moment, Xiong Er’s eyes lit up with excitement. He spread his arms wide. “White Left Wing!”
The moment the awkward dance ended, White Fur Ape saw Xiong Er and its face filled with delight. Its eyes instantly welled up!
It leapt over with a huge bound, tears streaming down. “King Xiong! We missed you so much!”
Xiong Er’s body stiffened. He immediately gave White Fur Ape a solid knock on the head!
I spent ages training my tongue to speak properly, and you come out sounding perfectly fluent right away?
Is it because your body structure is closer to a human’s?
White Fur Ape clutched its head, aggrieved. “King! Why did you hit me?”
Xiong Er: (⸝⸝乛㉨乛⸝⸝) Ahem. Didn’t you see my Brother Nan?
White Fur Ape immediately turned to Jiang Nan, dropped to one knee, and extended a massive hand.
“This humble one pays respects to the King of Kings!”
The instant White Fur Ape knelt, every spirit beast on the playground obediently lay flat on the ground!
“Roar roar~”
Jiang Nan grinned. “That’s more like it. Here~”
He placed 100 bottles of Super Strength potion into White Fur Ape’s huge hand.
White Fur Ape: (ˊo̴̶̷̤ɷo̴̶̷̤ˋ)
Xiong Er scanned the field, eyes lighting up. “Oh? Leopard Right Arm came too? Brother Nan, how did the academy manage to bring all my old subordinates here?”
Xiao Chuhuo: Σ(유口유)
White Left Wing? Leopard Right Arm?
The academy had expended massive manpower and resources to bring these spirit beasts back, and they were all Xiong Er’s underlings?
All the new and old students looked at Jiang Nan as if he were a god!
So before Xiong Er left the Spirit Market, he had been a local emperor in Thousand Island Lake!
Who knew how much effort it took to sedate and transport these cunning beasts? They were terrifyingly clever!
Some even understood military tactics and were incredibly strong!
Yet the moment Jiang Nan arrived, they all submitted and called him King of Kings?
An existence above even the emperor?
Jiang Nan asked, “Dean, did you go to Thousand Island Lake? You brought these spirit beasts here to breed spirit pet cubs?”
“You could have told me earlier. It would have taken one shout. I still have a whole mountain and a lake of fish I haven’t collected!”
If he had known, he would have returned a few days earlier and gone to Thousand Island Lake for a stroll!
He could have moved that Spirit-Binding Iron Mountain back, and he still hadn’t checked the Azure Dragon Beasts’ bellies!
Xiao Chuhuo pressed a hand to his forehead. Why did a perfectly good golden-grade Spirit Market sound like a farm coming from Jiang Nan’s mouth?
“You’re… you’re back, and that’s what matters! Haha~ hahaha~”
After Guan Hu explained, they learned the reason.
The spirit beasts from Thousand Island Lake had been brought back to ensure the continuation of their species while better raising spirit pet cubs!
After all, not all spirit beasts hatched from eggs!
Guan Hu said, “We didn’t just bring back spirit beasts. We also brought a batch of spirit beast eggs. Many students who passed Devil Training Week have already exchanged contribution points for eggs!”
Jiang Nan was stunned. “What about us who went out to teach?”
Guan Hu grinned mischievously. “The eggs are all gone. You’ll have to wait for the next batch!”
“By the way, I’ll organise a public lesson later for the students who got eggs. You’ll be the instructor and teach them how to hatch eggs!”
“None of them have any hatching experience!”
Jiang Nan thumped his chest. “Leave it to me. When I handle things, you can rest easy!”
Zhong Yingxue and the others felt a little disappointed. They hadn’t got any eggs to hatch and would have to wait for another chance.
Jiang Nan turned to the spirit beasts on the playground, hands on hips, and began giving orders!
At that moment, every student and instructor stared in stunned silence!
King of Kings wasn’t just a title. This authority was unmatched!
Xiao Chuhuo looked at Jiang Nan with a mixture of love and exasperation!
No one could match this kid’s ability to get things done, but nine out of ten things he did were utterly outrageous…
Just then, a series of heavy thuds came from the academy gates!
One after another, enormous Greater Horned Milk Cows climbed the steps!
There were over a thousand of them!
Soldiers with loaded guns even escorted the herd!
Jiang Nan was dumbfounded. “They brought the entire Greater Horned Milk Cow herd? Seriously?”
Guan Hu laughed. “Transported by train. We left seven or eight hundred in Thousand Island Lake Spirit Market. The rest are here!”
Jiang Nan asked, “So many? Is the academy opening a dairy to subsidise expenses?”
Guan Hu rolled his eyes. “Open a dairy, my foot. It’s all about milk with you! These milk cows are Qin Shou’s spirit pets!”
“Every single one!”
Jiang Nan: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Was Qin Shou that much of a beast?
Others were lucky to bring back one egg, and he claimed an entire herd of milk cows?
Qin Shou sat proudly atop the lead cow, looking majestic despite his bruised and swollen face and numerous injuries!
Over a thousand sturdy Greater Horned Milk Cows followed behind. It was impossibly imposing!
Qin Shou roared, “(#)`д´(#) Greater Horned Cows! Tell the brothers not to gore people randomly, okay? If you have to gore someone, gore me!”
Lead Cow: “(◣౪◢) Moo!”
At that moment, Qin Shou riding the lead cow instantly drew every gaze!
Wasn’t this just too awe-inspiring?
Over a thousand Greater Horned Milk Cows all obeyed Qin Shou? If they charged, a hundred heavy tanks wouldn’t be enough to stop them!
What an immense force! Who could possibly beat Qin Shou?
Shouldering all the pain and hardship!
A generation of masochists finally becomes king?
The moment Qin Shou spotted Jiang Nan, his eyes lit up as if he had seen a saviour. “God Nan! You’re finally back! Can you spare some little ginseng for me? I’ll trade you milk!”
“As much as you want. You could bathe in milk if you like!”
Jiang Nan teleported over. “Alright, Qin Shou, you’ve made it big! How did you do it? You actually tamed the whole herd?”
Qin Shou declared, “(#)`ٹ´(#) Simple! Every day I let the Greater Horned Cows beat me up for a while. We bonded through the beatings, and now they listen to me!”
“By the way, God Nan, you have to keep supplying me those little ginseng, or I won’t last many more days…”
Jiang Nan: ……
Did you even listen to yourself?
You’re a real animal!
That isn’t affection for you. That’s affection for the volleyball!
