This bunch of big-horned dairy cows, even Xiong Er couldn’t tame them back then, yet Qin Shou actually managed to subdue them?
Relying on these cows’ love for playing human volleyball, he made a small sacrifice of himself?
Qin Shou! You bloody genius!
From volleyball star to cowboy?
Where the iron hooves tread, not a blade of grass remains!
Defeated by dairy cows, victorious because of dairy cows?
My sister didn’t get poked for nothing!
Jiang Nan laughed mischievously, a few immature ideas popping into his mind!
He immediately stuffed 100 small ginseng into Qin Shou’s hands. “I want the milk from those snow-white dairy cows! As much as you can get!”
Qin Shou carefully put away the small ginseng. “Done!”
On the cow’s back, Ye Xinghe and Qi Yu were also sitting!
As soon as they saw Jiang Nan approaching, they crowded over!
Qi Yu: “Haha! As expected of the man who rides missiles, Nan-ren. That famous painting of yours has already been turned into memes, you know? Perfect for bombing Dragon King groups!”
Jiang Nan gritted his teeth. “Memes? Damn it! Shouldn’t they at least give me some pocket money for that?”
Ye Xinghe looked excited. “Nan-shen, have you been taking good care of my sister?”
Jiang Nan: “(๐¯͒◡¯͒) I’ve already taken very good care of her! She was so moved she cried! She said she wanted to properly unload! Unload! You!”
Ye Xinghe: “(๑•̀ꇴ•́)✧ Haha! As expected of my good brother! No wonder she’s been urging me to come home these past few days!”
“How did my sister perform?”
Jiang Nan: “(๐꒪ͦก꒪ͦ) Hmm, how should I put Xingxuan? She was pretty good!”
The smile on Ye Xinghe’s face froze. What do you mean “pretty good”?
That tone doesn’t sound like ordinary care. I treat you as a brother, but you want to be my brother-in-law?
I just…
[Resentment value from Ye Xinghe +666!]
Jiang Nan looked solemn. “Ahem! Good, she’s grown a lot! Her level even rose by two stars!”
Only then did Ye Xinghe relax, patting Jiang Nan’s shoulder. “Haha! I won’t say too many thanks. It’s all in my heart! I’ll head home in a few days!”
Jiang Nan looked guilty!
If your legs end up broken or something, it has nothing to do with me!
As soon as they got off the cow, a rolling cloud of snow dust rose at the academy gate!
The speed was so fast it produced afterimages, almost too quick for the naked eye to follow!
Everyone looked shocked. What the hell was that fast?
It suddenly stopped, whipping up gusts of wind across the playground!
Only then did everyone see clearly. It was actually a huge garlic-headed tortoise!
Rabbit Baby sat excitedly on the tortoise’s back, her hair blown straight back, revealing a smooth forehead!
Jiang Nan was stunned. “What kind of tortoise is this? So fast? Lightning tortoise?”
Its four tortoise legs were covered in bulging muscles like coiled dragons, incredibly strong!
Zhong Yingxue stared blankly. “Isn’t this the same Miaowa rocket tortoise we rode before? I even lit the fire for it…”
As soon as Miaowa Spirit Tortoise spotted Jiang Nan in the crowd, its big eyes filled with terror!
It instantly retracted its head and legs into its shell, trembling!
Rabbit Baby jumped down from the tortoise’s back and coaxed it. “Aiya, Little Miaomiao! Why are you being shy? Come out and say hello to everyone!”
Qin Shou smiled bitterly. “It’s not shy. It’s scared!”
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up as he stepped forward and patted the shell. “Haha, it really is Little Miaomiao! How did you bring it back too?”
At this moment, the shell was shaking like a sieve!
Rabbit Baby said excitedly. “When I went to Thousand Island Lake, I found it racing across the water surface, with several slippers still on its claws!”
“It took a lot of effort to wear the slippers out, and then it followed me the whole way!”
Du Yueyan, Glasses Brother, and the others all turned their gazes to Jiang Nan!
(٥≖_≖)
Who knows how long this rocket tortoise had been racing on the water surface? It must have circled Thousand Island Spirit Ruins countless times!
If spirit beasts had step-tracking apps, it would definitely be number one every day!
Jiang Nan’s smile stiffened. “Ahaha, really? What a coincidence!”
Rabbit Baby beamed. “It runs so fast I couldn’t even catch up. I’m so happy. I have a spirit pet now!”
Jiang Nan was shocked!
Even Rabbit Baby couldn’t catch the Miaowa Spirit Tortoise?
It had mutated from racing for so long!
So fast even without little slippers?
As expected, the legend that tortoises run faster than rabbits is true! The ancients did not deceive me!
Made it Rabbit Baby’s spirit pet?
Tortoise-rabbit combo?
Miaowa! It’s truly (blank)!
Many people now had their own spirit pets, and all adult ones!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao looked on enviously, gazing pitifully at Jiang Nan!
Jiang Nan grinned. “Don’t worry, leave it to me! I’ll arrange super awesome spirit pets for you all when the time comes!”
With Xiong Er overseeing everything, the scene was very harmonious!
The spirit beasts all moved into the toy house, and Jiang Nan went in to help!
With Jiang Ning’s assistance, Han Menglu now controlled nearly 95% of the toy house’s core runes!
Creating suitable living conditions for the spirit beasts was a piece of cake!
Taking the opportunity, Jiang Nan also visited Jiang Ning and Jiang Jing!
The two were living very well in the toy house. Jiang Jing had even learned a lot about human society!
In a while, Jiang Ning even planned to send Jiang Jing to the Pioneer class to study together!
Jiang Nan naturally agreed wholeheartedly. Before leaving, he specially asked Jiang Ning to replenish his Bose particles!
Though it could only chill a Coke, as someone with OCD, Jiang Nan still filled it up!
Free recharge, after all. What if he needed it?
By the time they returned to Maple Forest Villa, it was already late at night!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao had gone to tidy Mila’s room…
Jiang Nan and the other two stood by the poolside!
Xiong Er said weakly. “Nan-ge! Spare me. My bear fur coat has only just started growing back a little!”
Wu Liang swallowed. “This pool isn’t something ordinary people can enjoy!”
Jiang Nan laughed mischievously. “We have to soak, but not in this! I’m planning to make a mandarin duck hotpot!”
Wu Liang and Xiong Er stared blankly at Jiang Nan. “You moved a volcano here?”
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes. “Do you really think I’m a god? A volcano is so big! Where would I fit it in my alternate dimension?”
Wu Liang covered his face. So if it could fit, you would have moved it back?
Jiang Nan stroked his chin. “Hmm, but first we need to deal with this pool of Dali 2.0! It’s been used for bathing, so we can’t sell it to others! Only…”
Jiang Nan pulled out his phone!
Ten minutes later, Qi Yu arrived and crouched by the pool, pouting as she took a big slurp!
“(･᷄3･᷅) Glug glug glug, ton! Ha!”
The next moment, her flowing hair vanished, her clothes burst, and she transformed into a devilish muscled person!
“This is the flavour! Spot on!”
She then looked at Jiang Nan with excitement. “You’re really giving it to me for free? Nothing in return?”
Jiang Nan waved grandly. “Of course! I promised to supply you with Dali to drink back then! A man of my word!”
Qi Yu was moved to tears. “Nan-shen is such a good person! Good brother, no more needs saying!”
“Giving away an entire swimming pool of Dali 2.0 just like that? Though the flavour… is a bit mixed. I’ll savour it properly later!”
“Give me half an hour! No more words. I’ll treat you to skewers next time!”
She started pumping the water from the pool. Jiang Nan kindly lent her a pump and empty barrels!
Half an hour later, Qi Yu emptied the pool and left with a deeply touched expression!
Jiang Nan sighed. “As expected, helping others and doing good deeds makes you happy too!”
Xiong Er and Wu Liang both covered their faces. Clearly, you didn’t want this pool of bathwater, couldn’t bear to throw it away, and then smoothly did Qi Yu a favour!
And got free labour to clean the pool spotless!
Is this how old catapults operate?
Jiang Nan opened his alternate dimension. Under Wu Liang and Xiong Er’s shocked gazes!
He took out the two truck-sized pieces of water jade and red flame iron!
Both bears were stunned. Such huge spirit materials? Where did Nan-ge get them?
Jiang Nan pulled out his blood-drinking great halberd and trimmed the spirit materials into shape, then placed them side by side into the pool. They perfectly filled half!
“What are you standing around for? Get to work. Carve two pools. I already designed the blueprint!”
“Can be heated with resistance wire or Little Wine Nest!”
Looking at the blueprint Jiang Nan produced, Wu Liang and Xiong Er were amazed. He really wanted to build a small mandarin duck hotpot at home?
This was too awesome?
No more words. Wu Liang and Xiong Er each grabbed an axe, Jiang Nan wielded his square heaven halberd, and the three got to work!
It took several hours to finish!
Jiang Nan looked very satisfied!
He then called Qin Shou!
Ten minutes later, Qin Shou led over a dozen snow-white dairy cows to the villa!
They frantically milked into the mandarin duck hotpot, soon filling it!
You have to understand, the spiritual energy in big-horned dairy cow milk was even greater than in hot spring water!
Using it as a substitute was absolutely fine, and the skin-whitening and tenderising effects of a milk bath were even better!
Plus, plus the effects of the spirit materials, this mandarin duck hotpot’s benefits even surpassed those of the Sacred Flame Spirit Ruins!
For the last pool, Jiang Nan still added Dali 2.0 for bathing!
Three pools in one, with a depilation zone. Nice!
As the resistance wire heated, bubbles rose in the pools, the room filled with mist and the fragrance of milk!
Xia Yao sniffed and came over!
“What have you been busy with? What smells so good?”
Lang Mie: (｡❛ัᴥ❛ั｡)?
Jiang Nan smiled brightly!
“(๐ಡʖ̫ಡ)ง Welcome, beautiful miss, to Maple Forest Hot Springs! Need scrubbing service?”
“Free scrubbing!”
