Arranged a full Tiangang Disha 108 knocks for little Mila too, making her giggle nonstop.
Even Little Wine Nest enjoyed Jiang Nan’s service and could not help feeling deeply touched.
Being the master’s spirit pet is just too good, right?
At 10 PM, Jiang Nan, having fulfilled his dream, directly entered sage mode.
He returned to his room with a face full of satisfaction.
Xia Yao snickered secretly. Xiao Nan is far too easily satisfied, is he not?
He gets this happy just from giving a bath scrub?
In a few more days, it would be Zhong Yingxue’s birthday. Late at night, Xia Yao secretly created a group chat.
They discussed sneaking off to Rong City during the break without telling Zhong Yingxue to prepare birthday gifts.
They also needed to buy daily necessities for little Mila.
Jiang Nan grinned. The matter was settled.
He himself did not need to prepare anything special, since he had that Star Shine level spirit pearl.
However, the supplies in his alternate dimension did need replenishing.
Unable to sleep, Jiang Nan suddenly remembered something. He pulled out the “Devil Tutor” banner from his alternate dimension and hung it on the wall.
Then he turned on the bedside lamp and took out a thousand pieces of Hulk pants.
Early the next morning, the classroom was very lively.
“Hey, hey, hey, insider news. The academy seems to be releasing a large unparalleled task. Wonder if our batch can take it.”
“I heard from the senior sisters too. The old students are not suppressing their levels anymore. They are cultivating madly. Just those who reached platinum are over a dozen.”
“Little Dragon Man? Any news from you?”
Ye Xinghe shrugged. “It is not even confirmed yet. Besides, even if the task comes out, we might not get to join.”
“The seniors all have to prepare fully. Many have reached platinum. We are still far behind.”
At these words, everyone felt anxious and frustrated.
Jiang Nan sat in his seat, ears pricked, listening intently.
What large unparalleled task? How come I have not heard?
Any little money to make?
The seniors are madly levelling up? Sounds very promising.
Qin Shou: (΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
“Heh heh heh, what are you all focusing on? Screw the task. Today our class is getting a transfer student. A blonde girl.”
At these words, the smiles on everyone’s faces in the class froze.
“Sorry, bro here is already numb to transfer students. I just ask one thing. Is this transfer human?”
“Last time Xiong Er transferred, it shattered all my fantasies about transfers.”
“Blonde girl? I got it. Must be a talking female golden monkey. Or a big golden retriever.”
Glasses Brother said in horror, “Oh no, not yesterday’s white-furred ape?”
Xiong Er: “(乛㉨乛｡) Feeling offended.”
Jiang Nan covered his face. “Can you guys have some expectations?”
What kind of trauma have they experienced?
To obsess over whether the transfer is human like this.
Everyone (٥≖_≖) looked at Jiang Nan. Sorry.
No hope, no disappointment.
We have become immune to your patterns. Expectations? Nonexistent.
At that moment, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao entered the class hand in hand.
Everyone’s eyes lit up. A group of girls crowded over, chattering.
“No way, Sister Xue? You are platinum? Riding a rocket? Levelling so fast?”
“Not just Sister Xue. Nan-shen and the others rose several levels. Did you top up money?”
“Wow! This skin is so white and smooth. Any secret?”
Zhong Yingxue blushed prettily. “All thanks to Xiao Nan. Yesterday he scrubbed my back once, and I reached platinum.”
At these words, the room fell silent. Arrow-like gazes fell on Jiang Nan.
Not even hiding it anymore?
Zhong Yingxue suddenly realised something was wrong. Her earlobes turned red.
“(ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) No! You got it wrong. Just ordinary back scrubbing.”
Xia Yao snickered. “Puhahaha! Just knocking back. Know the Kyoto Mandarin Duck Hotpot Spa?”
“Xiao Nan made one at home too, even better than Kyoto’s.”
Everyone was stunned. No way?
So awesome?
Soaking and back knocking levels you up?
Skin becomes white and tender?
“Nan-shen! Can we try too? Is it really that amazing?”
“I have long heard of the Mandarin Duck Hotpot’s fame. Heard there was a ten suns in the sky anomaly recently.”
“Home Mandarin Duck Hotpot? Nan-shen, do you have a volcano at home?”
Jiang Nan got excited immediately upon hearing this.
Opportunity. This way Maple Forest Hot Springs opens smoothly.
Lang Mie and Xue Xue are the best ads.
And the seniors are anxious to level up, with Qin Shou’s unlimited milk supply.
Little money flowing in nonstop?
Most importantly, satisfy the scrubbing addiction.
Jiang Nan: (๐◔ټ◔ิ)☛
“Helping others has always been my noble virtue. Arranged.”
At that moment, Tao Xinyi walked in. Everyone immediately quieted and sat properly.
Tao Xinyi: “Everyone, good news. Today our class has another transfer student.”
(๑•̀ꇴ•́)!
Having said it excitedly, Tao Xinyi waited for cheers from the students.
But the class was dead silent, as if everyone had been muted.
Tao Xinyi’s smile froze. This… so awkward?
Why are these divine beasts not excited?
“Ahem! Come in.”
Little Mila stepped in, blonde hair in twin ponytails, small red backpack, cute face full of adorableness.
She wore trendy clothes printed all over with Chibi Maruko-chan patterns on top and trousers.
Jiang Nan had made several sets overnight using Hulk pants.
For Jiang Nan, who had maxed out his sewing skills, this was a piece of cake.
“Hello everyone! I am Mila, the new transfer student, 27 years old this year.”
“Gold 8-star healing spirit warrior! Please take care of me.”
(๐ŏᴗŏ๐)
The previously quiet class instantly boiled over.
“Aaah! Not a golden monkey. How can she be so cute? Grew up eating Kit Kats?”
“27? Bullshit! Clearly 12 or 13 look. Legal loli! Forcing 27?”
“Is this not the little girl Nan-shen brought back yesterday? Thought whose kid. Turns out the transfer.”
“Awoo! My expectations for transfers are back. Hmm? Why does she look familiar?”
Tao Xinyi smiled. “Introduce yourself more.”
Mila blushed.
“You can call me Xiao Mila. I like Jiang Nan brother the most.”
“Specialty… hmm, specialty is freely changing size.”
At these words, everyone in the class was dumbfounded.
What?
What specialty?
Liking Jiang Nan is normal. After all, he is called the dream of 900 million girls.
But this specialty is a bit off.
So quirky?
Qin Shou confused. “Xiao Mila! Not to say, but I can do this specialty too.”
These days, freely urinating and defecating counts as a specialty?
Qi Yu wearing a helmet. “This… should not count as specialty? I… with effort can do it too.”
Mila tilted her head, full of confusion. “Eh? You can too? I thought only I could.”
Jiang Nan: (⑉Ծก̀Ծ⑉) Pfft, Mila, why not perform for everyone.
Jiang Nan was almost dying holding in laughter.
Who taught Mila? This phrase is not used like that.
Mila smiled sweetly. “Okay then! I will perform for everyone.”
At this moment, everyone in the class was stunned. What?
Perform?
Right here? On the podium?
Perform free size change?
Tao Xinyi panicked. “This… not good, right?”
Mila puzzled. “What is wrong? I often perform for Jiang Nan brother at home.”
Instantly, knife-like gazes fell on Jiang Nan.
Qin Shou glared. “I am not the beast. You are the real beast.”
Jiang Nan: ???
Before Jiang Nan could speak, spiritual energy flowed around Mila. Her body changed to a 27-year-old appearance, clothes growing with her.
An angel-like beauty silenced the entire class.
Even more mature than Tao Xinyi nearby.
Everyone was stunned. Beautiful to tears, okay.
Before anyone could react, Mila had changed back to her 12 or 13-year-old look.
“That Qin Shou brother, you can change size too? Perform live for everyone.”
Qin Shou covered his face, banging his head madly on the desk.
[Resentment value from Qin Shou +666!]
God damn free size change.
Puns cost money.
“Too many people. I… will not come out.”
At this moment, the class laughed madly.
Jiang Nan slapped the desk, laughing wildly.
Σ(๐˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅)ノ┳━┳
Tao Xinyi covered her face. “Do not leave after school. Teacher will tutor you in Chinese.”
Mila: ???
Just like that, Mila successfully transferred to Jiang Nan’s class. Everyone liked this cute little girl very much.
But Jiang Nan was not idle.
Instead, he logged into the academy forum and posted a thread.
Title:
8 PM tonight, Maple Forest Hot Springs grand opening discount!
Milk Mandarin Duck Hot Spring Pot!
Whiten skin like Kit Kat!
Strengthen body and level up, needless to say!
Fierce Nan online scrub scrub!
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The pictures were all of the hot spring facilities.
The middle photo was Jiang Nan’s own handsome selfie.
