Jiang Nan drew the small pointer and tapped it against his palm, surveying the entire room.
“Before we begin, let us do a quick self-introduction.”
Little Dimple leapt onto the podium, tilted her head, and said sweetly.
(◍•̀ᴗ•́◍)
“Hello everyone, I am Little Dimple! I am Master’s spirit pet! My greatest wish is for Master to fall in love with me!”
The moment the words left her mouth, the entire classroom fell deathly silent.
The experts and professors stared with bulging eyes, faces full of shock, nearly shattering their glasses.
Hiss~
She really spoke, and so fluently!
Heavens!
All the students were stunned. Was God Nan no longer just the dream of nine hundred million girls?
Even spirit beasts could not resist this man’s charm?
Just then, Xiong Er beside her spoke up.
“Er, well~ I am Xiong Er! Originally from Thousand Island Lake, platinum two-star black bear spirit beast, following Brother Nan out to make a living!”
“Today I am assisting Brother Nan as teaching assistant. Thanks to all you folks for coming, thank you, thank you!”
(░´㉨`░)
Experts and professors: Σ(٥ರ口ರ)
One moment he looked like a hairy uncle, and the next you tell me he is a bear?
Their worldview completely shattered!
Had this bear caught up to millions of years of human evolution in just a few years?
Quickly apologise to the theory of evolution!
Down below, An Xiaoqi waved excitedly. “Look, everyone! Quick look! It is my family’s Xiong Xiong! Uncle Bear! So handsome, right?”
Mo Tian: (≖_≖) I completely do not get your taste!
Li Chuan: Σ(|||ʘдʘ)
“No… this is impossible. You did not find a beast transformation spirit warrior to pretend, did you? How do you prove it is a spirit beast?”
Jiang Nan curled his lip. “Do I need to prove it to you? When the teacher is speaking, students below should not interrupt. Be careful or I will throw chalk at you!”
Li Chuan glared, face flushed red. When had this old man ever suffered such treatment!
[Resentment value from Li Chuan +1000!]
Xiong Er shrugged. “I have a brain CT scan if you want to see? There is a spirit pearl in my head. Do you have one?”
“Forget it! Better not show you. After you look, you will definitely say I have a tumour in my brain! If they deduct points again, I would lose big…”
Everyone struggled not to laugh. This was too slick!
Clearly trained by God Nan!
Li Chuan heard the laughter around him and his face darkened. Being roasted by a human was one thing, but now even a spirit beast was roasting him?
[Resentment value from Li Chuan +1000!]
[From…]
Jiang Nan raised a brow. This little old man had quite a temper!
He then cleared his throat. “Today, we will mainly teach everyone the method for quickly hatching eggs!”
“As the first person in the country to hatch an egg, no one understands hatching better than I do!”
Little Dimple nodded like a pecking chick. “Everything Master says is right!”
Jiang Nan: ･ิ≖ω≖･ิ✧
“For hatching eggs, I have summarised a complete hatching system, named the Simulated Multi-Body Environment Bionic Hybrid Hatching Method!”
All the students’ eyes sparkled, faces full of admiration!
So complicated. Though we do not understand what you are saying, the name sounds incredibly impressive!
Jiang Nan said, “Short for: Simulated Multi-Egg Method!”
Xiao Chuhuo glared, nearly spitting blood!
Bloody hell, your Egg Method!
I strongly suspect you are insulting people!
The students were losing it. Was this really a lecture?
This person was clearly talking absolute nonsense with a straight face!
Xiao Chuhuo coughed. “Cough cough… no need for the short form! Get straight to the point!”
Jiang Nan blinked. “Eh? No short form? I thought about it all last night. Otherwise, MDZZ Method works too!”
“Simulated and egg’s initials, ZZ means little ones, with the meaning of creation!”
Xia Yao: (๑˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅)ﾉ┳━┳ Hehe haha!
MDZZ Method?
Little Nan! You really are a little genius!
Are you sure this is a hatching method? Not some idiot method?
Xiao Chuhuo covered his face. “Lecture!”
Jiang Nan was speechless. Wasted a whole night thinking. Seeing the students below all red-faced staring at him, he could not help glaring. “What are you all looking at me for? Look at the textbook!”
Everyone quickly looked down at the textbook. Only then did Jiang Nan continue, writing on the blackboard as he spoke.
“This method is mainly about artificially simulating the hatching environment of a spirit beast mother!”
“Normally, people take about three months to hatch an egg. Using this method, it can be done in half a month to a month!”
“Why are you all looking at the textbook? Look at the blackboard!”
Students: ???
You told us to look at the textbook!
But under Jiang Nan’s stern gaze, they still turned to the blackboard.
Jiang Nan said, “I have personally tested this method. It works extremely well. Little Dimple was hatched this way!”
Little Dimple lay trembling on the podium, nodding repeatedly. Everything Master says is right!
“First, everyone needs to learn the hatching posture!”
“Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me!”
Students and professors: (||≖‸≖)
What exactly do you want us to look at?
We regret not having three eyes, otherwise we could satisfy your demands!
Hm~ whatever makes you happy!
Jiang Nan stepped down from the podium. “Now let us do a live demonstration! You all brought eggs, right?”
Chang Fa raised his hand excitedly. “Brought them, brought them! Pick me, pick me!”
Jiang Nan beckoned. “You then! Bring your egg up and demonstrate for everyone!”
Chang Fa was thrilled, hugging a fiery red egg as he walked forward.
Jiang Nan laid a mat on the floor and said, “Spirit beast mothers sit on the eggs to hatch them. Humans cannot do that!”
“So we must cover the egg as much as possible, letting the egg feel your warmth!”
Chang Fa asked excitedly, “What should I do?”
Jiang Nan: (՞ට՞) You will know soon!
One minute later!
Chang Fa lay on the mat in a “●|￣O|_” posture, cradling the spirit pet egg, his face blackened like coal!
Aaaah!
This posture is far too embarrassing!
And in front of so many people!
It feels so unsafe. My back keeps feeling chilly!
I keep thinking someone wants to stab me!
The other students were dying of laughter. Is this really how to hatch eggs?
“Jiang instructor, I… can I get up now?”
Jiang Nan turned and whipped the pointer on Chang Fa’s backside. “Stay down!”
Chang Fa: (*꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ)
Is this hatching posture really so embarrassing? But for the sake of hatching my spirit pet soon, I will endure!
Just then, someone raised a hand. “God Nan, will this speed up hatching?”
Jiang Nan smiled. “This is only the basic posture. The most important part is simulating the spirit pet egg’s hatching environment!”
“Let me see what eggs you all have!”
The students in the front rows took out their spirit pet eggs. Most were fiery red!
“They are Flame Spirit Chickens! Fire attribute spirit beasts. We have been hatching for half a month with no movement!”
“God Nan, please teach us. We want to see the little ones hatch soon!”
“Can your method really speed up hatching? Three months is too long!”
Jiang Nan blinked. “Flame Spirit Chickens?”
These eggs can hatch Flame Spirit Princesses?
Li Chuan sneered. “Flame Spirit Chickens, avian class. Adult form at least golden grade!”
“Hatching period 49 days! Hatching temperature 700±20 degrees. Bionic simulation? Laughable! Apart from fire spirit warriors, how can a human body reach that temperature?”
“I think you are just making up rubb…”
Before Li Chuan could finish, Jiang Nan flicked a piece of chalk, hitting him precisely on the head!
It jerked his head back, even knocking his glasses askew!
“This student, raise your hand before speaking. Do not disrupt classroom discipline. Has no teacher taught you that?”
Li Chuan: !!!
Hit me? You actually hit me with chalk?
[Resentment value from Li Chuan +1000!]
Jiang Nan smiled brightly. “Then I will reluctantly demonstrate for everyone!”
The students grew excited and rushed forward with their Flame Spirit Chicken eggs, treating them like treasures!
Around fifty or sixty in total!
Jiang Nan paced with hands behind his back. “The human body indeed cannot reach that temperature, but where there’s a will, there’s a way!”
“The biggest difference between humans and beasts is that we use our brains and tools!”
[Resentment value from Qin Shou +1000!]
You are lecturing, just lecture!
Why insult me?
Jiang Nan raised his hand and pulled a three-metre-wide giant iron pot from dimensional space!
He flung void chains to wrap the handles, suspending it in mid-air!
At this moment, everyone stared blankly at Jiang Nan. Weren’t you supposed to teach us hatching?
Why pull out a pot?
Where did God Nan get a three-metre iron pot?
It is big enough for a person to lie in!
Jiang Nan raised a brow. “Alright! Put the eggs in the pot. I will hatch them for you!”
At this, the smiles of the fifty or sixty students holding Flame Spirit Chicken eggs froze, eyes filled with terror!
Nonsense!
You are not teaching us to hatch eggs! You are teaching us to cook!
This person really is talking absolute nonsense with a straight face!
