The moment Jiang Nan threw out the awkward dance grenade.
All the students scattered like mad, scrambling backwards. Those still in their seats even climbed onto the desks.
Like fleeing from zombies, they leapt desperately towards the back rows.
The entire classroom descended into chaos.
Xiao Chuhuo’s face was as black as the bottom of a pot. What kind of bizarre lesson was this?
Setting up a pot to boil eggs was one thing, but now grenades too?
Did it have to be this explosive?
The next instant, -`☻´- burst open. Multicoloured electric currents instantly covered a 100-metre radius.
The students who had desperately escaped the blast radius breathed a sigh of relief.
They were about to speak, but then they saw the foil-wrapped eggs, stimulated by the awkward dance grenade, actually start rolling on the ground.
True. Rolling eggs.
They directly shed the foil on the shells.
The 56 Flame Spirit Chicken eggs neatly rolled into formation, then suddenly stood upright.
They began spinning on their own and hopping up and down.
(egg)╭╮(egg)╭╮(egg)
At this moment, everyone in the classroom was dumbfounded.
After enduring such cruel treatment, the eggs were still alive?
Hopping eggs? That meant…
And in perfect formation.
Spinning and jumping with eyes closed?
For some reason, they even felt a little disappointed.
They survived… so no eating them!
Such a shame!
Why was God Nan jumping along too, swinging his hips and shaking his legs?
In front of so many people!
Had this man completely abandoned shame?
Xiao Chuhuo said excitedly, “It has begun. The ancient body language, the most primitive communication between human and spirit beast!”
Guan Hu: !!!
Dean, watch your wording!
At this moment, Li Chuan’s face could not have looked worse. They survived?
How was that possible? They actually started moving?
“It… it must be that grenade you just used controlling the eggs, creating the illusion they are still alive. There is no way they could hatch…”
Before he finished, the Flame Spirit Chicken eggs that had been spinning and jumping suddenly cracked all over.
Brilliant light shone from the cracks.
-`Σ(乀)´-
“Crack crack!”
The students all widened their eyes in shock.
!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ
No way?
Under God Nan’s outrageous Simulated Multi-Egg Method, they actually hatched?
They really came out?
This defied all reason. And why was light pouring from the shell cracks?
Born with heavenly phenomena?
The next instant, the shells split open.
One by one, pitch-black little chicks with shining white light on their bald heads hopped out.
Though small, their bodies were covered in muscle.
Muscular chicks, anyone?
Twisting their bottoms, taking tiny square steps.
(๐°3°) Chick chick… cluck cluck da!
(๐˃᷄3˂᷅) Hen hen… coo coo dai!
Stretching their necks in and out.
Pitch-black chicken wings flapping nonstop~
All movements perfectly synchronised, the whole group crowing.
(๐°ﾛ°) Cluck~ cluck~ da!
(๐˃᷄ﾛ˂᷅) Cluck cluck cluck da!
Then they knelt on the ground, tears streaming from their eyes…
ଘ(๑ཀ口ཀ) Who cooked my brothers!
At this moment, everyone in the classroom stared in horror at the hopping little chicks.
Faces full of fear, completely stunned.
“Are they singing Chick Chick? Though the sound is a bit shrill, more like chicken clucks, but I can definitely understand it!”
“Just born and they can sing and awkward dance? Did you teach the eggs?”
“Aaaah! What are these pitch-black, glowing-bald-headed featherless chicks? Ugly to the extreme!”
“Definitely charred! This is not the Flame Spirit Chicken of my dreams. My dream! Is shattered!”
The experts and professors all stood up excitedly. This scene was unprecedented in spirit beast history!
Never mind what hatched. They actually hatched!
And with extremely high intelligence. Simply astonishing!
Jiang Nan: (ﾉ)ﾟДﾟ(ヽ)
“Ya~ They really hatched? So ugly!”
Had the effects of Super Strength 2.0 and black garlic really penetrated?
At this moment, the students were going mad!
Why do you look surprised too? You said this would work!
At least pretend it was expected!
The awkward dance time passed. The little chicks looked at Jiang Nan in terror, nearly wetting themselves.
One by one, they frantically picked up their eggshells and ran madly towards their owners.
Running while eating the shells. The moment they ate them, the chicks’ eyes widened.
The saltiness made them cry!
What was this!
So overwhelmingly salty. Yet they could only swallow with tears, levels surging.
From initial black iron straight to bronze peak.
They should have grown beautiful feathers, but because of soaking in Super Strength 2.0, feathers could not grow.
Still pitch-black, glowing bald, muscular chicks!
They leapt one by one into their owners’ arms, trembling.
Jiang Nan smiled brightly. “Happy hatching day!”
Little chicks: ε(ཀ﹏ཀ)з
Happy hatching day my foot!
Nearly dead hatching day, more like!
At this moment, the students held their black chicks with faces full of disgust.
So ugly!
Jiang Nan said, “Look! How attached they are to you!”
The students all covered their faces. Trembling like this in our arms, they are just scared of you and seeking protection from us, right?
But they were completely convinced by Jiang Nan!
No matter what, the Simulated Multi-Egg Method really worked!
Flame Spirit Chickens that normally took three months hatched in half a month?
And born at bronze peak?
Simply incredible!
The scene before them completely shattered the experts and professors’ understanding!
He really was not cooking?
He actually was hatching eggs?
Even Xiao Chuhuo and the others were stunned. Though it looked unreliable, Jiang Nan had really done it?
And with such attachment, no need to cultivate bonding at all?
Li Chuan was dumbfounded. What had he researched for over twenty years!
This could hatch eggs too?
And lively ones?
This… this is unscientific!
Jiang Nan raised a brow. “A bet is a bet. No eggs for me to eat. You drink the soup then. No need for much, just one sip!”
[Resentment value from Li Chuan +1000!]
His face looked worse than swallowing a fly, but he had to find a way down.
A whole pot of soup no ghost could finish, but this young man was quite sensible!
Just one sip? No big deal?
“I misjudged. Your hatching method does have something to it!”
“Drink I shall. I keep my word!”
He strode forward, looking at the pitch-black steaming soup base, inwardly apprehensive.
It looked like dark cuisine. Maybe it tasted good?
Comforting himself, Li Chuan closed his eyes and took a big slurp!
His face instantly turned green!
What flavour was this!
Appearance matched taste. Dark cuisine through and through, overwhelmingly salty!
Jiang Nan: (･᷄ʖ̫･᷅)
“Better cover the camera. After all, we will use it for teaching videos later!”
Before everyone recovered!
Li Chuan’s eyes suddenly bulged. Under everyone’s gaze, his skin instantly turned extreme black!
All hair on his head fell out!
And emitted dazzling light!
At this moment, Li Chuan felt explosive power filling his body, needing release.
“Ah~ ha!”
With a roar, a “rip” sound rang out. Rags flew as his clothes burst from bulging muscles!
Transforming into a two-metre-tall muscular old man!
The only difference from the little chicks now was species…
At this moment, everyone in the classroom froze for a second, faces flushed red, then pulled out phones for 30-shot bursts. Flashlights nonstop!
(⑉ԾжԾ⑉)ﾉ|✧|
Li Chuan: !!!
What soup was this? Too strong!
One sip and he turned into this?
Aaaah!
He had no face left to show! Might as well die!
[Resentment value from Li Chuan +1000!]
He charged straight at the classroom wall!
“Boom!”
A massive crash. The wall gained a “big”-shaped hole!
Li Chuan: What the hell…
[Resentment value from Li Chuan +1000!]
Covering his face, he fled!
Jiang Nan wanted to speak more, but Li Chuan had vanished!
He could not help looking regretful. He had planned to sell him Hulk shorts. Why run?
Such a pity…
Xia Yao giggled. “See? I said not to bet with Little Nan?”
At this moment, the classroom completely erupted. Another batch of students rushed forward with eggs, faces excited!
“God Nan, God Nan, hatch ours too?”
“We cannot wait for the little lives to arrive!”
With the Flame Spirit Chickens leading the way, nothing was scary anymore. Though hatched a billion times uglier, high level and clingy!
Jiang Nan said, “Alright then. What eggs are yours?”
Twenty or thirty snow-white eggs were immediately passed over!
“Ice Qilin. Very rare. Hatching temperature minus 120°C. God Nan, can you do it?”
Jiang Nan was stunned. Ice cream hatched from eggs too?
I am poorly educated. Do not trick me!
“Can do. How could I not? Eggs up!”
“Little Dimple, freeze mode!”
Little Dimple’s blue spots on her cheeks glowed blue!
The next instant, her whole body turned deep blue!
She opened her mouth and breathed extreme cold air onto the eggs!
The experts were going mad!
“Dual attribute? Actually dual attribute spirit beast?”
“Hiss~ How is this possible! Forgive my ignorant appearance!”
Jiang Nan grinned. “Basic stuff, do not mention.”
Then his expression turned serious. “I will demonstrate again. Everyone listen carefully and learn the essence, understand?”
“I am working so hard up here. You sit motionless below. If you have nothing in your bellies later, do not blame me!”
The classroom went quiet. Everyone looked at Jiang Nan in fear!
Are you sure this is a lecture?
