Jiangnan absolutely couldn’t show the video to Zhong Yingxue!
That would just dirty her eyes.
Watching Jiangnan and Xia Yao snickering, Zhong Yingxue felt a headache coming on.
What mischief were they up to behind her back now?
“Let’s go! Home!”
Jiangnan, “Alright! Let’s roll!”
Zhong Yingxue, sitting in the passenger seat, watched Jiangnan drive with ease and couldn’t help saying, “Xiaonan, I want to learn to drive too!”
Xia Yao blinked, “Xuexue, don’t you already have a license? Why learn to drive?”
Zhong Yingxue blushed, “Having a license and knowing how to drive are two different things!”
“Xiaonan’s joined our team now, we can take a car into the spiritual ruins. You two can drive, but I can’t. I want to learn too!”
Xia Yao grinned, “Great! I’ll teach you!”
Jiangnan rolled his eyes, “You, big bad wolf, forget it. If we gave the car wings, you’d probably take off!”
“You don’t even look at the road!”
He couldn’t help but recall the Koenigsegg Blue Ghost’s horribly scratched undercarriage.
“Hey! Stinking Jiangnan! I’ll strangle you!”
[Resentment value from Xia Yao +1000!]
“No, no, no! I’m driving!”
…
Meanwhile, at the Century Hotel’s guest room!
Luo Tianxiang was going mad, smashing things like a lunatic.
His eyes red, he roared to the heavens.
The epitome of helpless rage!
Just then, his phone rang.
“Hey! Son, is the Yu girl with you?”
Luo Tianxiang paused, “Yeah? What’s Dad want with Cousin?”
Father Luo, “Tell the Yu girl to come to the company tomorrow. We’ve got a 1 billion deal to discuss with her family!”
“This trip was for Old Master Zhong’s birthday and this deal!”
“Don’t neglect her! Got it?”
Luo Tianxiang was stunned, 1 billion?
Damn! That’s no small sum!
He patted his chest, “Dad, don’t worry, leave it to me!”
Father Luo’s face darkened, Don’t worry, my ass!
Because of you, I had to replace the company elevator!
What sins did I commit in my past life!
To have a son like you!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan had just left!
Yu Xiangnan recalled the earlier scene, her face flushing red!
Utterly embarrassing!
But thinking of the video’s contents…
Ugh~
What mood was left?
“Knock, knock, knock!”
A knock at the door made Yu Xiangnan frown slightly.
Who’d come looking for her this late?
Jiangnan back again?
At the thought, she felt a twinge of excitement.
She hurried to open the door!
Luo Tianxiang, “Cousin, my dad said…”
Yu Xiangnan: !!!
Her face filled with horror.
She stepped back twice, covering her mouth.
Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」 ե) ugh!
Luo Tianxiang: ???
What the hell!
Really?
She’s vomiting just seeing me?
How ugly am I?
It’s not that bad, right?
“Cousin! What’s wrong? Feeling unwell?”
He tried to step inside.
Yu Xiangnan retreated further, waving him off, “Go! Get out! Don’t come in!”
“You’re disgusting! If there’s nothing, leave!”
“Ugh!!!”
Luo Tianxiang: ???
I’m disgusting?
How am I disgusting?
His face darkened completely. She was fine at the hotel earlier.
Why the look of disdain now?
“Cousin, my dad said there’s a 1 billion deal to discuss with you, go to the company tomorrow…”
Yu Xiangnan, “Get lost! I don’t know someone as disgusting as you!”
“What deal? You did that in the company elevator! Eww~ I’m not going to your company, it’s gross!”
“Get out! I want to puke seeing you! Don’t contact me again! I don’t have a cousin this disgusting!”
*Bang!*
The door slammed shut!
Luo Tianxiang froze on the spot!
The elevator thing? How did she know?
Jiangnan showed her the video?
That look of disgust, like she was staring at a pile of crap!
No deal?
1 billion! That’s 1 billion!
Luo Tianxiang nearly exploded with rage!
His reputation was completely ruined!
And Jiangnan went to his cousin’s room so late?
Nothing happened?
He wouldn’t believe it!
And he showed her my elevator video?
Luo Tianxiang was falling apart!
“Ah! Ah! Ah! Jiangnan! I, Luo Tianxiang, will never forgive you!”
His roar echoed through the hotel.
“Hey? Son! Did you inform her?”
“Dad… the 1 billion deal’s off!”
Father Luo, “What the hell? You little bastard, I swear… *beep, beep, beep!*”
Hanging up, Luo Tianxiang looked utterly hopeless!
…
Back in his room, Jiangnan was pouring *Dali* into a mineral water bottle.
He carefully tied spiritual leeks into little heart shapes.
He’d been in the spiritual ruins lately, with no chance to set up his stall!
Skill points and resentment values were nearly used up!
Jiangnan was looking forward to what goodies might come after the Beauty Pill!
So he planned to make a big haul during the summer break!
Tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day!
Leeks plus *Dali*, it’ll sell like crazy!
He wiped the drool from his mouth.
How to relieve worries? Only by getting rich overnight!
So he posted on Weibo.
Nanshen:
From iPhone 11proMAX
Through wind and rain, the night market awaits you!
Tomorrow at 5 p.m.! University Town, see you!
(Picture)
A double-handed heart emoji!
…
The comment section went wild.
“I’ve been waiting for you till the flowers wilted!”
“Lately, I can’t finish my homework! I can’t live without leeks!”
“Moving to University Town? New goods? Excited.ing!”
“That picture’s got meaning, damn! I smell gunpowder! (Funny face)”
“Yesterday I ate leeks plus *Dali*, then a detox bean, guess what?”
“You didn’t… halfway through… is the upstairs bro still alive?”
Reading this reply, Jiangnan’s expression grew horrified.
Damn!
This guy’s tough!
*Dali* leeks plus detox beans?
Jiangnan pictured it and shuddered, covering his face.
Why eat detox beans for no reason!
The guy replied, “Yup! Girlfriend’s gone! Sold the house! Don’t talk, hospital Wi-Fi’s fast!”
“The guy who bought my house insisted on giving me 20,000 extra, asking how I blasted through the ceiling!”
Jiangnan: !!!
Damn!
That strong?
Blasted through the ceiling?
His girlfriend must’ve been so desperate!
Jiangnan, spooked, quickly shut off his phone.
He won’t get beaten up at the stall tomorrow, right?
Oh well!
Stall fees aren’t paid for nothing!
Whatever!
Nothing can stop my stall…
Little money, Jiangnan loves it most!
