Not only was the crowd stunned!
Even Jiangnan was dumbfounded!
The crowd fell silent for three seconds, then erupted in deafening shouts!
The flashing cameras and clicking shutters nearly blinded Jiangnan’s big, sparkling eyes!
The underwear fell?
Wu Liang was left without a scrap of cloth!
No one could have predicted such a dramatic turn!
Jiangnan had thought the Hulk-brand shorts were the best consolation prize from the system!
No side effects!
Who’d have thought, before he could even boast, it backfired!
The side effect of Hulk-brand shorts was a usage limit?
Around 30 times!
Exceed that, and they lose elasticity?
This discovery came a bit too late!
Wu Liang was stark naked!
At that moment!
The male spectators covered their faces, instinctively shutting their eyes!
Only frantic studying at home could cleanse their mental trauma!
The young ladies screamed but couldn’t help stealing glances!
The aunties, however, marvelled and commented freely!
“Blimey! This young lad!”
“Goodness me! This is way better than my old man’s…”
“Hehe! Worth the trip…”
The two female streamers were utterly shocked!
What kind of character was this?
[Resentment Points from Wu Liang +666!]
At that moment, the big guy stayed calm, having seen all sorts of chaos before!
He’d been through this in that alley!
Just didn’t expect the second time to come so soon!
Both times gawked at, all because of Jiangnan…
Wu Liang’s face darkened completely.
“Nan Bro! Could you screw me over any worse?”
Jiangnan covered his face, grabbed a pair of shorts, and handed them to Wu Liang, “Enough talk! Put something on!”
Wu Liang looked at the shorts Jiangnan offered, shaking his head, “I want triangles!”
Jiangnan: ???
Bloody hell!
At a time like this, you’re picky about boxers versus triangles?
How obsessed are you!
“Nan Bro! You don’t get it! Triangles are faith!”
“Give it a rest! Faith, my arse!”
“You’ll get nabbed as a pervert if someone shows up!”
In the end, he swapped for a triangle pair for Wu Liang.
Jiangnan cleared his throat to hide his embarrassment, “Right… everyone saw that, yeah!”
“Hulk-brand shorts have a usage limit, so be mindful when transforming!”
As Jiangnan explained, there came a cry!
“Yah… ah!!!”
Two screams, plus a howl like a slaughtered pig, echoed through the night market!
It was the two female streamers and Xu Yuan!
Their phone screens displayed a message!
“This live stream has been banned! Please watch other streamers!”
Xu Yuan was in tears!
The two female streamers’ faces twitched!
They’d come to ride the hype!
Who’d have thought they’d tank their own live stream!
The scene was too sudden!
Who could’ve guessed Wu Liang would show off so much he lost his shorts?
They shot resentful looks at Jiangnan.
Last time they came for hype, they got bricks to the head, now their stream was gone?
Why’s there never good luck with Jiangnan!
[Resentment Points from Xu Yuan +1000!]
[Resentment Points from Li Qin +666!]
[Resentment Points from Zhou Xiang +999!]
Jiangnan chuckled secretly!
This has nothing to do with me!
You chose to come for the clout!
Stay away from me!
Jiangnan, the seasoned pro, swiftly changed the subject, “Don’t just focus on the shorts!”
“It’s Valentine’s Day, so we’ve launched a new product, Power Leeks!”
“Strengthens couple bonds, boosts romantic relationships!”
“Valentine’s Day special, only fifteen thousand!”
At this, the crowd snapped out of their shorts frenzy.
Power Leeks? No need to think twice!
They pulled out their cash.
Jiangnan was stunned.
He’d thought they were repeat customers!
Who knew the first buyers were middle-aged women!
Snapping them up like mad, no haggling!
Looking up, a group of men in their thirties and forties stood by the roadside, looking utterly defeated, with sunken eyes and sallow faces!
Like they were about to ascend to heaven…
Then look at these middle-aged women!
Glowing complexions, radiant and sleek!
Absolutely beaming!
Jiangnan shivered!
He couldn’t help but think of Uncle Wang’s dog next door!
Wonder if it’s off work yet!
The men glared at Jiangnan with resentful eyes!
Meanwhile, the resentment points list refreshed like crazy.
Jiangnan grinned.
There’s never a field too tough to plough, only oxen too tired to try!
Suddenly, a guy looked puzzled, “Hang on, something’s off!”
“Power was ten thousand a bottle, leeks a thousand each!”
“That’s eleven thousand total! Your Valentine’s special is fifteen thousand?”
“What kind of dodgy move is that? Reverse discount?”
Jiangnan shrugged, “No issue, it’s a 1.4 times discount!”
The guy: ???
Heard of 10% off, heard of 50% off!
You ever heard of a 140% discount?
Discounting upwards?
[Resentment Points from Wang Tianhou +666!]
“Black-hearted crook!”
Jiangnan smirked, “Buy it or not!”
The guy, with a bitter face, “Buy! Why wouldn’t I! If I don’t, I can’t hand in my homework!”
With them leading the charge, more university couples joined in, splashing cash.
Jiangnan was raking it in!
In no time, he’d sold over a million!
Just then, a familiar voice rang out, “Nan God! Save some for me! Save some!”
Zheng Wei, with a girl in tow, plunged into the crowd!
He barely made it to the front.
“Come on! Call him Nan God!”
The girl was stylish, tall, in a hip-hugging skirt, with wavy hair, absolutely stunning.
“This is my girlfriend, Jiang Hong!”
Jiang Hong gave Jiangnan a sweet smile, “Nice to meet you, Nan God!”
Jiangnan was surprised, “Huh? Wasn’t the last one different?”
Jiang Hong froze, then shot Zheng Wei a fierce glare, stomping down with her high heel!
Zheng Wei yelped, “Ow!”
What do you mean not her!
Hey, hey, hey!
Explain yourself, I can’t clarify this!
[Resentment Points from Zheng Wei +666!]
“Those… those two were my teammates! Not girlfriends! Nan God! Stop messing with me!”
Zheng Wei was nearly in tears.
Jiangnan grinned brightly, “So? Still want Power?”
Zheng Wei, acting big, “Three barrels! Heard you got a new product?”
Jiangnan tossed over a Power Leek bottle, winking, “Leeks plus Power, there’s a surprise!”
Giving Zheng Wei a knowing look!
Zheng Wei’s eyes lit up, new product?
He rubbed his shiny bald head, grabbed the leek, and ate it on the spot!
Jiangnan: !!!
The men on the roadside: !!!
Bloody hell!
Mate, you’re hardcore!
Eating it right there?
Zheng Wei felt a rush of heat to his head! His eyes turned red!
He grabbed Jiang Hong’s hand, “Honghong! We gotta go!”
Jiang Hong: ???
“What’s wrong?”
“Big… big trouble!”
[Resentment Points from Zheng Wei +1000!]
