Seeing Jiangnan covered in dirt but completely unharmed?
Is this guy even human?
An invincible iron blockhead?
At that moment, the onlookers’ gazes towards Jiangnan changed!
They all gave him thumbs up!
“This show-off deserves a hundred points!”
“When can I become as outstanding as you?”
“Now I know the first thing to say after getting hit by a car and standing up!”
“Next one! Low-key yet stylish!”
“Elegant yet profound! Brilliant!”
“Learned something!”
“But first, you’ve got to be able to stand up!”
Jiangnan rolled his eyes!
You lot are the brilliant ones!
Blowing it out of proportion!
This was just a normal move, alright?
You love this naive, never-seen-the-world vibe!
Thanks to the continuous enhancement from Power Potion, Jiangnan was confident in his physical strength!
Why else would he play so recklessly?
Zhong Yingxue rushed up, hugging Jiangnan, “You’re fine! Thank goodness! I was scared to death!”
Jiangnan patted her back, gently comforting her!
Then he glared, “Big-tailed wolf! That’s harsh!”
“You’ve vented now, right? We’re even, no biting!”
Xia Yao: ???
What the hell!
How am I a big-tailed wolf?
How am I harsh?
I was so worried about you!
Hmph!
[Resentment Points from Xia Yao +666!]
“You don’t think I hit you, do you? Am I that petty!”
Jiangnan was stunned, “It wasn’t you?”
Zhong Yingxue, nestled in Jiangnan’s arms, her face red to her ears, couldn’t meet his eyes, “I… I hit you!”
“Xia Yao was in the passenger seat, we were just out practising driving, and… and…”
Jiangnan: ???
Zhong Yingxue was driving?
Bloody hell!
That was some aggressive driving!
Xia Yao, smug, raised an eyebrow at Jiangnan.
As if to say…
See? You wronged me!
Praise me quick!
Jiangnan, “It’s your fault! How did you teach Xuexue to drive?”
“Good thing it hit me! What if it was a cat or dog?”
Zhong Yingxue could never be wrong!
Impossible!
Right!
Xia Yao: ???
[Resentment Points from Xia Yao +1000!]
“Yah! I’ll bite you to death!”
She bristled, lunging to chomp Jiangnan’s arm.
“Ow, ow, ow! That hurts! You actually bit me!”
…
In the Mercedes G-Class.
Jiangnan sat in the passenger seat!
Teeth marks on his arm.
Xia Yao sat in the back, fuming.
Zhong Yingxue, nervous, sat in the driver’s seat, her face flushed.
Timidly, she said, “Really… I’m driving?”
Xia Yao froze, quickly buckling her seatbelt, gripping the armrests tightly!
Zhong Yingxue’s face grew redder.
Jiangnan, “No worries, listen to me! I’ll teach you!”
“Come on, press the clutch! Shift to first! Ease off the clutch, hit the gas…”
Jiangnan’s tone was calm, putting Zhong Yingxue at ease.
The car started slowly.
“Great job, Xiao Xue!”
“Clutch, shift to second! Ease off, give it gas!”
Under Jiangnan’s careful guidance, the car hit the road.
Crawling along at 30 kph.
Xia Yao was amazed, Jiangnan actually taught her?
But this speed was hardly impressive!
Zhong Yingxue’s face beamed with joy.
Just then, an old lady crossed the road 300 metres ahead.
Jiangnan, “See that old lady?”
Zhong Yingxue nodded like a pecking chick!
“She’s crossing so slowly! Hmph! Let’s run her over!”
Zhong Yingxue’s eyes widened, “No… that’s not okay, right?”
Jiangnan covered his face!
What?
Your tone…
Sounds like it might actually be okay?
To Jiangnan’s despair…
Zhong Yingxue actually pressed the gas!
He could imagine, ten seconds from now!
This old lady would be sent flying thirty metres!
Spiralling skyward, spinning three thousand six hundred degrees, landing perfectly!
But whether she’d stand up and say “next one,” Jiangnan wasn’t sure.
“No… brake now!”
Zhong Yingxue’s face was as red as an apple.
She slammed the brakes, stopping just before the zebra crossing.
Jiangnan was stunned!
Xiao Xue was too fun, wasn’t she?
So obedient!
He almost felt bad teasing her.
“Pfft… hahaha!”
Xia Yao in the back laughed hysterically, slapping her thighs.
Zhong Yingxue, blushing furiously, shot Jiangnan a reproachful glance!
Jiangnan felt a twinge of guilt.
“Alright, alright, no more teasing! Green light soon, let’s go!”
A 99-second red light, with over ten cars lined up behind.
Then the green light came.
After the old lady incident, Zhong Yingxue was even more nervous.
She stalled on the first try!
Tried again, stalled again.
The veteran drivers behind started honking impatiently.
Zhong Yingxue began to panic!
“Don’t rush, take it slow!”
The green light was about to end.
Zhong Yingxue grew more anxious.
Her grip on the steering wheel tightened.
A loud “crack” rang out.
The car fell silent!
Jiangnan’s eyes nearly popped out!
Xia Yao was dumbfounded in the back!
Zhong Yingxue had snapped the entire steering wheel off!
Her mind went blank!
Holding the broken steering wheel, she froze!
Jiangnan: ???
Bloody hell!
Ripping off the steering wheel with bare hands?
That strong?
What now!
Xia Yao, “Hahaha…”
She laughed until tears streamed, even squealing like a pig.
Jiangnan was barely holding it in.
Steering wheel: I’m too miserable!
〒▽〒
The drivers behind exploded!
“Oi! Still not moving? It’s red again!”
“What’s the hold-up? Can you drive? Female driver, eh!”
“Think a G-Class makes you special?”
“Beep! Beep! Beep! Get moving!”
The honks and curses sparked anger in Zhong Yingxue!
“Quit rushing!”
She rolled down the window!
And held the broken steering wheel out!
The drivers: !!!
Instant silence…
She ripped the bloody steering wheel off?
How’s she supposed to drive…
“Sorry! My mistake!”
“That’s some hand strength!”
“Dog head for safety!”
“Blimey…”
Zhong Yingxue looked at the steering wheel in her hands, aggrieved.
Jiangnan’s heart ached for her!
“No worries! I’ve got this! It’s just a steering wheel!”
He reached into his spatial storage.
Under Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao’s stunned gazes, Jiangnan pulled out an adjustable spanner!
And clamped it onto the steering column.
Xia Yao: ???
“Using a spanner as a steering wheel? Turning with a wrench? Xiao Nan, are you serious?”
[Resentment Points from Xia Yao +333!]
What kind of wild move was this?
Too extra, right?
Zhong Yingxue, serious, “I want to try!”
Xia Yao swallowed, pulling over another seatbelt!
Crisscrossing it over herself!
Safety first! Yes! Safety first!
Jiangnan grinned brightly, “Let’s go!”
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