“You old fool!”
Chongxu Taoist’s face turned livid with anger. He quickly threw the phone away, as if holding it for a second longer would tarnish his reputation.
“Pretending to be so upright, hmph!”
Changmei Zhenren snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves, and walked off.
“Senior, we’re leaving too. Take care!” Ye Qiu cupped his hands in farewell, leading Fairy Hundred Flowers and the others away.
Not long after they left, Chongxu Taoist prepared to leave as well. After taking a few steps, he glanced left and right, saw no one around, and quickly turned back to pick up the phone from the ground.
“That dog actually gave me a phone, hmph. It’s not like I don’t have one. Why would I need yours?”
While grumbling, Chongxu Taoist turned on the phone.
Sure enough, as Changmei Zhenren had said, the phone was loaded with many videos.
Chongxu Taoist casually opened one. The next second, four bold characters appeared in the top left corner of the video.
“Little Li Flower-Prober!”
Chongxu Taoist was stunned. “Could it be Little Li’s Flying Dagger?”
Soon, a fair-skinned, beautiful woman in revealing clothing appeared in the video, seemingly filmed in a hotel.
Then a young man appeared, chatted with the woman for a bit, and suddenly, the scene shifted. Their clothes vanished, and they were embracing on a sofa.
“Can’t young people do something meaningful, like learn a foreign language? What a decline in morals!”
Chongxu Taoist cursed and opened a second video.
Similarly, before the video played, four characters appeared in the top left corner.
“Little Bao Flower-Prober!”
As the video continued, a young woman with an excellent figure appeared, posing in various ways while two male photographers snapped pictures.
“As a woman, taking such photos? Shameless.”
Chongxu Taoist was furious, tempted to smash the phone to bits.
As the leader of the Taoist sect and the head of a prominent faction, he felt his eyes had been defiled.
“No wonder that dog hides under his blanket playing with his phone. He’s watching these videos. As a fellow Taoist, I’m ashamed to be associated with you.”
“What’s so great about this stuff anyway?”
“He even gave it to me, hmph. I’m an upright gentleman, not like you.”
Chongxu Taoist cursed Changmei Zhenren a couple more times, but subconsciously, he opened another video.
Instantly, a sweet-looking young woman in stylish clothing appeared.
She was sitting at a computer, seemingly chatting with netizens, babbling on. Chongxu Taoist listened for a while and only caught the word “smida.”
Then the woman stood up, took a sip of water, and began to sway her slender waist gently.
Chongxu Taoist’s eyes couldn’t help but follow her movements, tracking her swaying figure.
At first, her movements were subtle, but gradually, they grew more pronounced.
Chongxu Taoist shook his head, as if intoxicated.
Three minutes later.
The video ended, but Chongxu Taoist, still unsatisfied, clicked on the next one.
Immediately, a refined woman in a qipao appeared, delicate and frail, resembling Lin Daiyu.
“She looks like a sickly thing!”
“What’s so interesting about a sickly thing?”
Chongxu Taoist was about to close the video when suddenly, the woman stood up and began a lively dance to fast-paced music.
“Didn’t expect a sickly thing to have such energy. Dancing so vigorously her clothes disappeared. Quite a show!”
Suddenly, Chongxu Taoist’s ears twitched, and he hurriedly stuffed the phone into his sleeve.
“Who’s there?”
Chongxu Taoist shouted, turning sharply, only to see Changmei Zhenren and Ye Qiu approaching.
“Huh, didn’t you all leave?”
Chongxu Taoist looked puzzled.
“This poor Daoist forgot something,” Changmei Zhenren said. “Ox-nose, where did you throw my phone? If you don’t want it, I’ll take it back.”
Chongxu Taoist said sternly, “That lousy phone of yours was crushed to dust by me long ago.”
“What!” Changmei Zhenren clutched his chest in distress. “There were treasures in there!”
“You mean those videos?” Chongxu Taoist scoffed. “Those videos are indecent, unfit to be seen. Keeping that phone would only cause harm, so I destroyed it.”
Changmei Zhenren asked, “You watched the videos?”
“No,” Chongxu Taoist quickly denied.
“If you didn’t watch them, how do you know what’s in them?”
“I guessed.”
Heh…
Changmei Zhenren sneered.
“What, you don’t believe me?” Chongxu Taoist said. “I really did guess, and I truly destroyed that phone.”
“Really?” Changmei Zhenren still didn’t believe him.
“I swear it’s destroyed,” Chongxu Taoist said firmly.
“Then make an oath.”
“You dog, have you lost your mind? Making me swear over a lousy phone? Have you no shame?”
“Fine, since the phone’s destroyed, I’m leaving,” Changmei Zhenren said, turning to go.
At that moment, a strange sound came from inside Chongxu Taoist’s sleeve.
Instantly, everyone stared at his sleeve.
Chongxu Taoist’s old face flushed red, wishing he could crawl into a hole.
“So you were hiding it. Since you like it, keep it and enjoy, haha…”
Changmei Zhenren laughed and left.
“Senior, take… care of yourself!” Ye Qiu emphasized the last two words, his tone heavy with implication.
Chongxu Taoist’s cheeks burned, mortified beyond words.
Ye Qiu left with Fairy Hundred Flowers and Lüluo. Xiao Zhan approached Chongxu Taoist, patted his shoulder, and said, “Senior, until we meet again.”
“Until we…” Before Chongxu Taoist could finish, Xiao Zhan added, “If you need nutrition drinks, give me a call. I’ll have someone deliver them…”
“Get lost!” Chongxu Taoist roared, his face turning the colour of pig liver.
Xiao Zhan laughed heartily and strode away.
Chongxu Taoist stood there, sighing to the heavens, “My lifelong reputation, ruined just like that. You dog, we’re sworn enemies!”
With that, he pulled out the phone again and watched with relish.
…
At the foot of Kunlun Mountain.
Changmei Zhenren stopped and said, “Ye Qiu, let’s part ways here!”
“You’re not coming with us?” Ye Qiu said. “You could join us to Jiangzhou, then head back to Dragon Tiger Mountain.”
“No,” Changmei Zhenren said. “There’s a military base nearby. I’ll ask them to send a helicopter to take me back.”
“This time, I’m passing the sect leader position to Shuisheng.”
“Once I’ve settled things on the mountain, I’ll meet you in Jiangzhou.”
“Alright then, old man, see you in Jiangzhou!”
With that, Ye Qiu led Fairy Hundred Flowers and the others back to Jiangzhou.
