Ye Qiu, fearing the world was not chaotic enough, said, “Girls, do not be shy. Hurry and go to him.”
Soon, the four young female demons pinned down the Long-Browed Real Person, nestling beside him.
The Long-Browed Real Person sweated profusely. Sitting rigidly in the chair, he dared not move. He cursed at Ye Qiu, “Little brat, you are pitting me.”
“How is this pitting you? These days fleeing constantly, I want you to relax.” Ye Qiu said with a grin, “Old thing, do not be nervous.”
“Hmph. This poor Daoist has seen such scenes before. I am not nervous.” The Long-Browed Real Person said stubbornly.
“Is that so?” Ye Qiu said to a young female demon, “Sit on his lap.”
A female demon immediately sat on the Long-Browed Real Person’s lap, startling him into a full-body shudder.
“Old thing, in the secular world, did you not always say you wanted two?”
“Now I found four for you.”
“Satisfied?”
Ye Qiu asked with a smile.
The Long-Browed Real Person cursed, “Satisfied my ass. This old man has a lifetime of cultivation, nearly ruined by you.”
Ye Qiu laughed. “Not to that extent. Cultivation is hard. Proper relaxation benefits practice.”
Hearing this, Elder Sheep’s eyes lit up. He said, “Brother Ye, it seems you are a kindred spirit!”
You are a demon. This old man and you are not kindred.
“Brother Ye, which girl do you fancy? Choose quickly.” Elder Sheep said.
“Any one I can choose?” Ye Qiu asked.
“Of course.” Elder Sheep said, “You are an honoured guest of the Lord. Whichever you fancy, choose freely.”
“I want her.” Ye Qiu said.
Elder Sheep followed Ye Qiu’s pointing finger and his face stiffened, because Ye Qiu pointed at Elder Rabbit.
Elder Rabbit smiled charmingly. “This young sir, I am old and faded, not comparable to those young girls.”
“That is wrong. Elder Rabbit has unparalleled charm, deeply to my heart.” Ye Qiu patted his own leg, smiling. “Elder Rabbit, sit here.”
“This…” Elder Rabbit glanced at Elder Sheep.
The latter wore a bitter expression.
Just as they felt awkward, Ye Qiu laughed. “We have an old saying back home: a gentleman does not seize what another loves.”
“Actually, I was joking just now. Elders, do not mind.”
“Elder Sheep, we also have an old saying back home: better to act than to yearn.”
“When flowers bloom, pick them. Do not wait for no flowers and pick bare branches.”
Elder Sheep understood his words. Gratefully, he said, “Thank you for the guidance, Brother Ye. This brother, Old Sheep, has made.”
Then, as if gathering courage, he pointed beside himself. “Elder Rabbit, sit here.”
Elder Rabbit sat beside Elder Sheep without hesitation, throwing a flirtatious glance. She coquettishly said, “You dead sheep. This old lady waited for you so long. You finally came around.”
“Brother Ye, thank you.”
“If anything needs my help in future, just say.”
“Good.” Ye Qiu smiled.
Since entering, he had been secretly observing. He noticed Elder Sheep occasionally stealing glances at Elder Rabbit, and Elder Rabbit glancing back at Elder Sheep. The two clearly had secret affections but neither confessed. Ye Qiu simply played matchmaker for demons.
“By the way, Brother Ye, do any of these girls catch your eye? If not, I will arrange more. I guarantee satisfaction.” Elder Sheep said.
Ye Qiu smiled. “These girls are quite good. I fancy them all.”
“Your meaning is…”
“I want them all!”
Elder Sheep laughed heartily. “Brother Ye is truly a man of character. Admirable.”
“Girls, all come over.”
“Brother Ye is not only my brother but a friend of the Lord. You must serve Brother Ye well.”
At Elder Sheep’s command, the young female demons all gathered around Ye Qiu.
“Elder Rabbit, bring our demon race’s best spiritual wine.” Elder Sheep patted Elder Rabbit.
“At this point, still calling Elder Rabbit?” Elder Rabbit feigned anger.
Elder Sheep understood. “Little Rabbit~”
“Dead look.” Elder Rabbit blushed shyly and hurried out.
Soon, Elder Rabbit returned, carrying several spiritual jade wine bottles. She poured three cups of emerald spiritual wine.
Instantly, wine fragrance filled the nose, invigorating the spirit.
Seeing the spiritual wine, the Long-Browed Real Person pushed away the female demons beside him, eyes shining.
“Brother Ye, Daoist, this is our demon race’s unique spiritual wine. Taste it.”
The Long-Browed Real Person lifted the cup and drained it.
“Daoist, drink slowly. Spiritual wine can intoxicate if too much.” Elder Sheep advised.
“No problem. This poor Daoist’s capacity is excellent…” Before finishing, “thud”, he collapsed to the ground.
“Quickly help the Daoist up.” Elder Sheep said.
Several young female demons lifted the Long-Browed Real Person onto a chair. Soon, snores thundered.
“Brother Ye, you taste too.” Elder Sheep urged.
Ye Qiu was cautious. He knew the Long-Browed Real Person’s capacity. Though not as good as his, normally two jin of baijiu was fine. Yet one cup of spiritual wine knocked him out. The wine was clearly extraordinary.
Ye Qiu lightly sipped a drop. He felt rich wine fragrance, not harsh on the throat but slightly sweet, superior to all wines he had drunk before.
The next moment, he felt his entire body’s true qi mobilised.
“Good wine!” Ye Qiu exclaimed.
Elder Sheep said, “Brother Ye, in our demon race, only elders qualify to drink spiritual wine.”
“If you like it, why not stay in our demon race?”
“I guarantee you can drink spiritual wine every day. These young female demons can accompany you daily too.”
Ye Qiu lifted his cup. “Elder Sheep, Elder Rabbit, thank you for the warm hospitality. I toast you both.”
Cups clinked, beauties chattered.
Everyone played very happily.
Elder Sheep and Elder Rabbit already embraced, taking advantage of dim light to stealthily explore.
Ye Qiu seized the opportunity to inquire about demon race matters from the little demons beside him.
…
Meanwhile.
Millions of li away.
The Wuji Heavenly Venerable’s primordial spirit fled all the way, finally returning to the Yin-Yang Sect, arriving at Soul-Loss Cliff.
“It turns out the supreme opportunity from the Mountain of Immortality is related to that person.”
“Merely, how can a dead person still exert such great power?”
“Could he not be dead?”
“Impossible! With his realm entering the Mountain of Immortality, certain death. There must be some reason I do not know.”
Recalling that cyan lotus, the Wuji Heavenly Venerable felt lingering fear, then raged furiously.
“My sect’s imperial artefact destroyed just like that. I am unwilling, unwilling!”
Suddenly, a voice rang out.
“Master!”
Dragon Bodhisattva appeared behind the Wuji Heavenly Venerable, asking in surprise, “Master, how did you end up like this?”
Not asking was better. Asking made the Wuji Heavenly Venerable even more enraged.
“You still have the face to ask this seat. It is all because of you bastard.”
The Wuji Heavenly Venerable tore Dragon Bodhisattva’s body to shreds, roaring, “None of you in the secular world are good. Deserve death, deserve death…”
Dragon Bodhisattva’s body shredded and reformed, reformed and shredded again, tormented hundreds of times.
“You waste. Worshipped under this seat so long, yet inferior to a Ye Changsheng. You anger me to death.”
“From now on, stay here with the divine beasts. Until you become a Saint, you are not allowed out.”
“Scram!”
The Wuji Heavenly Venerable kicked Dragon Bodhisattva flying. Then he gnashed his teeth. “Ye Changsheng, Lord of the Myriad Demon Kingdom, wait for me. Sooner or later, I will tear you to pieces to avenge today’s grudge.”
