Hahahahaha …… the governor s son sent you to send a gift to ask this governor to move the army to Jingnan and Ninghai?”
The Japanese leader Heihachirou heard the words, swept a glance at the foot of the five body, fawning face of the butler, could not help but throw up the sky and laugh wildly.
It is really ridiculous, this Taiping County governor looks not young, I didn t expect that all of his age has been lived to a dog, I have only been in the city, and I have just drawn up a position, and this Taiping County governor has already conceded, it is really more wimpy than a dog, and it is even more stupid than a pig …… Compared with the small governor of Jingnan County, it is really a heaven and a earth.
However, I like it!
The more incompetent prefects like this in Daming, the better!
Heihachirou laughed wildly in the sky, the butler smiled and crouched on the ground, nodding his head repeatedly like a chicken chattering rice, “Yes extremely yes extremely, Your Majesty, the small county is poor and sour, the county honourable father is afraid that the hospitality is not good enough, spoiling Your Majesty’s pleasure, and so I ask Your Majesty to move your army to visit Jingnan and Ninghai. Jingnan and Ninghai two counties, that is our Taizhou Prefecture famous fish and rice township, not only rich and incomparable, and the territory of the beautiful women that is notorious, guarantee that the king is not false to move the army trip.”
“Oh, my army from the ocean came all the way, all the way people eat horse chewing, consume countless, ocean camp more 100,000 children are waiting to feed, you know the county child take this little thing, want to send this governor to move the army elsewhere, send a beggar it?!!!”
Heihachirou sneered, disdainfully kicked over the box containing gold, silver and jewellery, then yanked the steward on the ground up with one hand, just like carrying a small chicken cub, staring at his eyes with a hideous face, asking viciously.
Crap!
So fierce!
“Great king spare your life, great king spare your life ah ……”The butler felt as if he was going to be eaten alive by Heihachirou in the next second, he was immediately scared sh*tless and begged for mercy, well, it really flowed, a stream of yellowish liquid dripped down the corners of his trouser legs, and soon pooled on the ground.
“Hmm?”
The Japanese leader Heihachirou heard the sound of running water, looked down, disgusted, a hand threw the butler into the puddle of yellowish liquid at his feet.
“My lord spare my life, my lord spare my life.”The butler was thrown into a sh*t-eating, face down in the yellowish liquid, ignoring a dirty face, he hurriedly rolled over and rolled on the ground, kowtowing to the Japanese leader, Heihachirou, and begging for mercy.
“Hahahaha, are all Daming people such goons?!”
“Hahahahaha, this goon is a real laugh, smaller than a mouse’s guts, worse than a pig or a dog.”
Seeing the butler’s lousy and shameless appearance, the nearby Japanese couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
“Chieftain, the Taiping governor’s son treats us like beggars and sent such a goon over, why don’t we just cut off this goon’s head and show him the governor’s son.”
A Japanese pirate proposed to the leader, Heihachirou.
“My lord spare my life, my lord spare my life, when two armies are at war, they don’t cut off the envoys.”
Hearing the proposal of the Japanese pirates to cut off their heads, the butler was trembling with fear, his whole body shivering like sifting chaff, ignoring the yellowish liquid underneath him, knocking his head down with a flutter, smashing the water splashing.
When the Japanese leader, Heihachiro, saw the butler’s wimpy appearance, he couldn’t help but snicker, waved his hand and rejected his men’s proposal, and said mockingly, “Cut this wimp’s head off for what, to feed it to the dogs?!”
“This pig’s head of mine, feed it to the dogs, the dogs won’t even eat it.”The butler hurriedly kowtowed while saying.
“Bah! Haven’t seen such a shameless person.”
A group of Japanese snickered.
The housekeeper knelt on the ground and struggled to pile up a smile and follow with a compensatory laugh, so the crowd of Japanese snickers grew even louder.
“Goon, listen to this governor.”
The leader of the Japanese pirates, Heihachirou, lifted the chin of the kneeling butler with his foot and glared at him with an icy gaze.
“Your Highness, I’m all ears.”The butler reached out and clasped his ears, and said evenly with a fawning face.
“Swords come!”
The leader of the Japanese pirates, Heihachirou, reached out and asked for a Japanese sword from his subordinate Japanese pirates, and drew it in front of the butler.
The butler started shaking again, and the smile that he tried to pile up on his face was stiffened by this scene.
“Whoosh!”
Heihachiro plunged the Japanese sword straight in front of the butler, right in front of the butler’s face, scaring the hell out of the butler again.
“This sword is the governor’s return gift!”The Japanese leader, Heihachiro, said in a cold voice.
“Ah? Great King ……”
The butler’s face turned pale and his voice stuttered when he heard this.
What did it mean for the Japanese chief to return a Japanese sword? It was self-evident that it meant that He Talks had collapsed! To solve the problem with a sword.
“This is also a return gift from this governor!”
Heihachirou, the Japanese leader, unclasped the shell string on his wrist and threw it in front of the butler, saying indifferently.
A seashell string is also a return gift?
What does that mean?
The butler picked up the string with both hands and was stunned, not understanding what the Japanese leader Heihachiro meant by this.
After freezing for two seconds, the butler’s eyes suddenly lit up, a look of great joy on his face, I get it, I get it, this string of shells has a total of ten shells, ten shells, ten times, the Japanese invaders are asking for ten times the gift ah.
It’s a turnaround!
Although the Japanese pirates are asking for a lot of money, it is self-evident that life is more important compared to money.
The butler was ecstatic.
“Both of these return gifts, you bring them back to the governor’s son, let the governor’s son choose for himself, this governor will only give you one incense stick of time.”The Japanese leader Heihachiro looked at the housekeeper with an expression on his face and said in a cold voice.
“Hi, hi, hi, I will report back to the Prefectural Governor, I believe that the Prefectural Governor will definitely be able to make a choice that will satisfy the Great King.”
The butler respectfully held up the shell string and Japanese sword with both hands, and said to Heihachiro with a respectful and flattering face.
“Scram! If you can’t satisfy this governor after one incense stick, Taiheitong will be dead and dying, with no chickens or dogs left behind!”
The Japanese leader Heihachirou threatened with a fierce face.
“Hey, hey, hey, I’ll roll now.”The butler respectfully held the shell string and the Japanese sword and rolled out of the Japanese camp, and after leaving the Japanese camp, the butler climbed up on his bones as if he had won a big battle, head held high, hands holding the Japanese and the string high, and ran like the wind towards the city wall.
Soon, a basket hung down from the city wall, and the butler climbed into it and was pulled to the wall.
“Prefect, prefect, I’m here to give you the good news ……”Once on the city wall, the butler shouted loudly with an excited face.
“What are you yelling about! Stupid bastard! Only the world doesn’t know ah! Go over there and whisper to this official.”Governor Wang glared hard at the butler and reprimanded.
The butler nodded repeatedly and followed Wang Zhixian to the corner, shielding his left and right, handing over the Japanese sword and shell string to Wang Zhixian and telling the peace talks truthfully, of course, omitting the scene of him sh*tting his pants and instead describing himself as very heroic.
“Ten times is ten times!”
After listening to the two options given by the Japanese, Governor Wang chose the latter without even thinking about it.
