Yan Lan you just die, Brother Luo is so eager to share the news of Zhu Pingan to me, it must be that Zhu Pingan that short-lived little thief has ended his short and sinful life, hahahahaha, cool, cool.”
Ouyang Zishi laughed to the sky and left, while throwing his sleeves and running wildly outside, he twisted his head and shouted to Yan Lan from afar, and because he was slightly intoxicated, and because he was running fast and wildly and also twisting his head to talk, he ended up crashing head first into the wall.
But even though he was hit in the eye, red and swollen, the laughter from Ouyang Zishi’s mouth never stopped.
Yes, he was happy, he was just too happy, never been this painfully happy in his life!
Ever since he came to the capital and met Zhu Pingan the little thief, Ouyang Zishi started to repress, and this repression was for a whole year.
Now, Zhu Pingan this little thief finally finished, he stole my Ouyang Zishi’s scholar, not only that, this damned little thief also despicable and shameless seduce, stole my Ouyang Zishi’s fiancée, the thought of the last time in the mansion to see Zhu Pingan and Yan Lan “private meeting” scene, Ouyang Zishi feel a prairie on top of the head, face twisted!He couldn’t wait to swallow Zhu Ping An alive and cut him to pieces before he could relieve his hatred! Hmph! When I entered your courtyard, you wouldn’t even let me in, but you secretly had a private meeting with Zhu Ping An in the mansion! Oh, now, Zhu Ping An this little thief finally finished, Yan Lan you die this heart, cool, really cool ah.
“Life must be happy, do not make the golden bottle empty to the moon, cool, cool, tonight I want to drink a painful ……”
Ouyang Zishi joyful are crazy, and line and laugh and sing towards the outer courtyard all the way wildly.
Er …… table young master afraid is not stupid, right?
Behind, surprised a chicken hair of the girls, looking at Ouyang Zishi stumbled and ran wildly figure, small mouth opened into an O shape in surprise.
“Nuts, right …… Zhu Pingan and I have nothing to do with it? Full of nonsense, stinking dog’s mouth can’t spit out ivory.”
Inside the Orchid Pavilion Court, Yan second miss Yan Lan frowned at Ouyang Zishi’s ecstatic maniacal back, her face made a puzzled expression, pouting her small mouth scolded, followed by lightly biting her lower lip, turning her head to the side of the little maid and softly commanded, “Cui’er, go and follow to see what kind of madness he is going crazy for?”
Cui’er led the order and chased after him.
Ouyang Zishi walked halfway to see Cui’er following behind, even more joyful, he knew that Cui’er is Yan Lan’s personal maid, deliberately slowed down her pace, so that she can follow, good, let you completely die of this heart, let your maid personally hear the news of the end of this little thief Zhu Pingan, to save saying that I lied to you!
Ouyang Zishi excitedly jogged all the way to the hanging flower gate and saw Luo Longwen with an eager face outside the door.
Luo Longwen is an outsider, can not enter the inner house, can only wait outside the hanging flower gate. As for Ouyang Zishi, because he was a relatively close relative of Yanfu, and because of the frequent rumours of his marriage with Yan Lan, the old mum who guarded the inner mansion only let Ouyang Zishi in.
“Hahahaha, finally there is news of Zhu Pingan, brother Luo, brother Luo, do you know, I, Ouyang Zishi, have been looking forward to this day for a long time. Ever since Zhu Pingan was relegated to Jingnan, I’ve been hoping for the stars and the moon for this day ……”
When Ouyang Zishi saw Luo Longwen from afar, he laughed loudly and greeted Luo Longwen.
Ha?
You’ve been looking forward to this day for a long time?
Ouyang little brother ah, I have the news of Zhu Pingan is not false, but this news for you and me can never be any good news, you say you look forward to the stars and the moon is looking forward to this day, then ……
Luo Longwen heard Ouyang Zishi said looking forward to this day for a long time, can not help but a face of constipation expression, he knew that Ouyang Zishi thought wrong, so hurriedly said, “Ouyang little brother, this news can ……”
However, Luo Longwen’s second half of the sentence “is not good news” has not been said, was happy crazy Ouyang Zishi interrupted. Generally people drink to a certain degree, alcohol stimulates the central nervous system excitement, words are more, Ouyang Zishi is now this state, he continued his own happy, excited shouting, interrupted Luo Longwen’s words, “hahaha, brother Luo, brother Luo, my good brother Luo, you can really be my magpie ah, early in the morning to give me good news……”
God damn magpies?
The news I’m about to say is not good news!
Luo Longwen couldn’t interject in front of the excited Ouyang Zishi, the corners of his mouth couldn’t help but twitch, holding his face red.
“Brother Luo, do you still remember the song Zhu Pingan made at that banquet before the palace exams, ‘Jingzhong Huo Guo’? ‘How do you intend to break your head today? Serving the country is difficult with a hundred battles. This time, we will go to the spring platform to recruit the old troops, the flag of 100,000 to cut down the Yanluo’, this poem is quite popular in the capital recently, every time I hear it I can’t help but spit a mouthful of phlegm, a bullsh*t weak scholar’s paperwork, but also can attract the crowd so sought after! However, today, I want to recite this poem, hahahahaha, severed head today intention how ……I’m going to Quantai to recruit my old team ……What a great poem, and what a perfect setting for it…Today, I’m going to Quantai, hahaha……The night walk more will encounter ghosts, cowhide blowing more will be struck by lightning, Zhu Pingan he finally retribution, no, ha ha ha, no, should say he finally want to achieve, ha ha ha ha, cool ah, Luo brother, tell me, Zhu Pingan he is how to die? Killed by bandits? Killed by bandits? Or killed by the Miao barbarians? Or was he killed by the Japanese? Or did he die without even knowing how? Hahaha ……”
Ouyang Zishi laughed loudly, a breath of chatter, talking and laughing, said Luo Longwen several times want to interject inserted, until finally Ouyang Zishi excitedly asked Luo Longwen, Zhu Pingan’s cause of death, Luo Longwen only then had the opportunity to open his mouth.
“Ouyang virtuous brother, Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan he ……”
But having the chance to speak, Luo Longwen looked at the excited, expectant, ecstatic Ouyang Zishi, his mouth opened and closed, closed and opened several times, the words in his throat instead, but how could he not speak.
“Hahaha, brother Luo, this is too happy to speak, you still need to nurse this determination again.”
See Luo Longwen mouth opened and closed, closed and opened, Ouyang Zishi also when Luo Longwen excited speechless, can not help but laugh and pat Luo Longwen’s shoulders, joked up.
God damn happy speechless!
Luo Longwen clenched his teeth and spat the words out of his mouth, “Ouyang Xian Di, this news is not good news, a few days ago, tens of thousands of Japanese invaders plundered the Taizhou Province in force, of which all the way to more than 3,000 Japanese invaders attacked the city of Jingnan County ……”
“Good!”
Before Luo Longwen finished his words, Ouyang Zishi shouted out a good sound with his neck veins showing in excitement.
“Hehehe, Luo brother naughty, listen to you say is not what good news, I can not help but a thump in my heart, I did not expect, hehehe, the original is Luo brother intentionally teasing me, three thousand Japanese invaders attacked the Jingnan county town, hehehe, good ah, if this is not good news, what else is good news? So it turns out that Zhu Pingan was killed by the Japanese bandits, heh heh.”Ouyang Zishi laughed and patted Luo Longwen on the shoulder.
Laughing, Ouyang Zishi saw Luo Longwen’s constipated expression and suddenly came to a realisation.
“Oh oh, is extremely, is extremely, Taizhou bonobo, Jingnan bonobo, this is not good news for my Daming, hmmmmm, Luo brother is not ashamed of the official field immersed for a long time, this political awareness is high, cough cough, woo hoo woe is me, woo hoo woe is me ……Pfft ……”Ouyang Zishi suddenly realised, hard to restrain the smile on his face, want to put on a look of pity, but the smile on his face is how can not restrain, a second to break, laughed and patted Luo Longwen a shoulder, “Oh, OK, I know you can not hold it in, and so on we go out the door and then pretend to be righteously indignant is not too late, want to laugh, laugh, in the mansion you are afraid of what else. ”
God damn pretend!
Luo Longwen almost didn’t spit out a mouthful of old blood, shaking his head repeatedly, painfully said, “Ouyang Xian Di, more than three thousand Japanese invaders attacked Jingnan, but he, Zhu Pingan, didn’t die, not only didn’t he die, but he also made a great achievement!”
“What?!”Ouyang Zishi was shaken, the smile on his face withered all of a sudden, shaking his head, squeezing out a smile on his face, looking at Luo Longwen hopefully, “Hehe, brother Luo you are joking with me aren’t you?”
“Where am I in the mood to joke with you, not only did he, Zhu Pingan, hold the Jingnan county town, he also beheaded eight hundred and twenty-four Japanese heads, and not only that, he also, he also restored the neighbouring Taiping county!”
Luo Longwen said painfully.
Pfft!
When Ouyang Zishi heard this, his eyes went black and he fell to the ground with a plop, setting off a cloud of dust.
“Ouyang virtuous brother! Sage Ouyang!”
Luo Longwen’s panicked shouts were vaguely heard in his ears.
