Giggle, you this little dog official is really small treacherous, cunning like a loach, almost by you to muddle out.”
In the darkness, a girl covered with a black veil giggled, one hand covered Zhu Pingan’s mouth, the other hand holding a dagger close to Zhu Pingan’s neck artery, an excellent grasp, a little more will be able to cut through the artery.
Zhu Pingan half raised his hands in surrender, very co-operative masked woman hijacked into the inner room.
“Cluck, very clever well, I let go of my hand, small dog officer you do not want to shout, auntie timid small, a fear is easy to hand shaking, if the hand shaking cut your neck, small dog officer you do not want to blame auntie oh.”
The masked woman cackled and said to Zhu Ping An, and when she said that, she also deliberately put the dagger close to Zhu Ping An’s neck.
Only after some threats did the masked woman slowly release the hand covering Zhu Pingan’s mouth.
“Ryou, Ryou ……”
Zhu Pingan shouted cool off the top of his head when he could open his mouth, and his neck shrank back a bit, like he was being cooled.
“Pfft ……”The masked woman couldn’t help but snort and laugh at the words, a pair of fox eyes stared at Zhu Pingan with interest and studied, “I thought that the first words of this little dog officer of yours to open his mouth would be to shout out for mercy for the lady warrior, but I didn’t think that it would be to shout out for cool, this little dog officer of yours is really different.”
“Cough cough, it’s really cool, which one, can the knife be held farther away?”
Zhu Pingan coughed and stretched out two fingers tentatively and gently pushed the dagger outwards.
“Still want to play tricks ……Is letting me hold the dagger farther away convenient for you to bolt?!”The masked woman let out a cold laugh, her dagger advancing instead of retreating, teaching Zhu Pingan to behave with its sharp edge.
“Hehe, how could it be, the lady warrior is overly concerned. I am a weak scholar with no hands, how can I be the lady warrior’s opponent, playing tricks in front of the lady warrior is just asking for trouble, why suffer from debt, as the saying goes, those who recognise the time are the best, since I fell into the lady warrior’s hands, I will be ready for the self-consciousness of being a captive.”
Zhu Pingan slightly pulled the corner of his mouth and said softly, gently shaking his half-raised hands to show that he was self-conscious.
“Cluck, a dog’s mouth can’t spit out ivory, not a single word spit out of your little dog officer’s mouth can be trusted.”
The masked woman cackled and slapped Zhu Pingan’s face a few times with her dagger, scoffing at him.
Nima! Hitting someone without hitting their face!
Zhu Pingan was hit three times on the cheek with the dagger by the masked woman, and in his heart, he slandered Ma Mou Di, but on his face, he forced a smile.
Dog officer dog officer, has been scolding me as a dog officer, seems to have a deep stereotype of himself ah, this is to seek revenge?
Zhu Pingan face smiling, the brain is running fast, if it is to seek revenge, then she is seeking revenge for whom?
Zhu Pingan’s first suspicion is that Li Dianshi, Zhang County Minister and Yao Master, who were cleaned up by himself last month, have been sent to the army. Li Dianshi was sent to Liaodong, Zhang and Yao were dismissed and never reappointed, and the other three families had their assets confiscated. To say hate words, in Jingnan nature is the three of them to their own deepest hatred, could this masked woman is Zhang County Minister they sent to seek revenge on me?
However, also feel a bit unlike ah, if this masked woman is Zhang County Minister they sent to seek revenge, this time will not say these nonsense with their own, should have been white knife into red knife out.
Since there is no first time to kill, that is there is still a chance, no hurry, slowly.
Now the top priority is the painting.
Zhu Pingan asked with concern, ”Lady warrior, may I ask where the girl in this house is, her little face is a bit baby fat, she is not in trouble, right? I’m a dog officer, she’s innocent, this girl hasn’t even killed a chicken, please be magnanimous and let her go.”
“It’s true that you can’t believe a single word that comes out of this little dog official’s mouth. You say she hasn’t even killed a chicken? Lol ……Then tell me, where did the chicken soup in the pot come from? It fell from the sky, huh?”
The masked woman rolled her eyes and clucked a petulant, sarcastic laugh.
“The chickens were all killed by others.”Zhu Pingan explained.
“Is there any difference? You don’t kill Bo Ren, but Bo Ren died because of you. You little dog official is really hypocritical!”
The masked woman looked sideways, her fox eyes full of contempt.
“Mistress, these two are not comparable. Whether the painting is bought or not, the chickens in the bazaar have already been slaughtered; and Bo Ren is different, Bo Ren died of Wang Gui’s resentment, Wang Dun entered the mastery of Stone City, and condensed his troops to loot and pillage, and asked Wang Gui how Bo Ren was?Wang Guide did not answer, Wang Dun’s heart was clear, so he killed Bo Ren.”
Zhu Pingan shook his head and said faintly.
“You are sophistry!”The masked woman glared at Zhu Pingan.
“No, what I said is the truth, not sophistry.”Zhu Pingan continued to shake his head and said indifferently.
“Hmph! The mouth of a reader, the ghost of a liar!”The masked woman sneered, an AOE verbal damage.
“Mistress, you’re being biased against me. Sophistry is not like this.”Zhu Pingan looked helpless.
“Then what would you say sophistry is like?”The masked woman seemed very interested, her pair of fox eyes staring at Zhu Pingan with interest.
“It is possible to say, but before I do, can I ask the lady warrior if the painting is alright?”Zhu Pingan said.
“Then it depends on whether the sophistry you say can satisfy me, if satisfied, it’s not impossible to let you little dog officer see your little lover, but if it doesn’t satisfy me, cluck ……You know ……”
The masked woman giggled, a pair of fox eyes squinted, staring at Zhu Pingan with a smile.
What little lover?
I understand you sister ah!
Zhu Pingan’s heart slandered, but the smile on his face was a lot more natural ……If satisfied, it is not impossible to let you little dog official see your little lover ……At least from the masked woman’s words, she got a definite message that the painting was fine, otherwise, how could she let herself see the painting.
So also relieved.
“If you are sophomoric, give me an example and the lady warrior will understand.”Zhu Pingan said with a slight smile.
“Cite ah!”The masked woman’s pair of fox eyes blinked and giggled, “You won’t not cite it.”
You sister!
Zhu Pingan rolled his eyes, as a human being is an altar for a sword, I am a fish, so he could only let the masked woman take advantage of the verbal advantage.
“There are two friends who came to my county office as guests, one friend is clean and one friend is dirty. I invited both of them to take a bath, may I ask the masked lady, which of the two of them will take a bath?”Zhu Pingan looked at the masked woman and asked.
“Of course the dirty one will go to the bath?”The masked woman said without thinking.
“Wrong, it’s the clean friend who goes to bathe.”Zhu Pingan said, “Because the clean friend got into the habit of bathing, while the dirty friend got into the habit of being dirty, and he thought there was nothing to bathe. So, lady warrior, may I ask who went to bathe?”
“The clean one?”The masked woman raised her eyebrows.
“Nope.”Zhu Pingan shook his head.
“Wrong?!”The masked woman got angry and glared angrily.
“Not right.”Zhu Pingan nodded, “The dirty friend went to take a bath. Because the dirty friend’s body is dirty, he needs to take a bath; while the clean friend’s body is dry and clean, he doesn’t need to take a bath. So, may I ask the lady warrior, who went to take a bath?”
“The dirty one.”The masked woman gritted her teeth.
“Wrong again, of course it was both of them who went to bathe.”Zhu Pingan tugged at the corner of his mouth, revealing a touch of sarcasm, “The clean friend has the habit of bathing while the dirty friend needs to take a bath, so both of them went to take a bath. How about this, and then I ask the lady warrior, which of the two of them went to bathe?”
“Both went to bathe.”A chill ran through the masked woman’s body.
“Wrong again. Neither of them went to bathe. The dirty friend doesn’t have the habit of bathing, while the clean friend doesn’t need to bathe.”
Zhu Pingan pulled the corners of his mouth, and before he could finish his sentence, he saw a flash of cold light in front of his eyes, and a handful of hair fell from his temples, while the masked woman on the opposite side was covered in a chilling aura that could almost freeze Zhu Pingan to death.
Zhu Pingan shrugged his shoulders, his face was unperturbed, and said faintly, “See, this is what sophistry is all about.”
