From family matters to national affairs, from political affairs to the military, Zhu Pingan and Linhuai Hou Li Tingzhu in the study chat for a long time, has been chatting until noon, Linhuai Hou stayed Zhu Pingan in the House with lunch, Zhu Pingan excuses but had to accept.
The table is full of a table of delicacies, shark’s fin and bird’s nest, abalone and sea cucumber ingredients such as none absent, highlighting a luxury, more than Jiangsu and Zhejiang Tidings Inspection Division organised a hundred times more than the reception banquet.
However, to be honest, Zhu Pingan eat up, but feel less sweet than yesterday’s reception banquet.
In the large banquet, there were three people sitting on the table, Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu, Zhu Pingan, and Xiong Boy.
The bear child had just been taught a lesson by Marquis Linhuai, his hands were wrapped in bandages, and there was a maid dedicated to serving him his meal.
“Fifth brother-in-law, you came at a bad time, if you had come a few days earlier, you would have been able to attend my father’s banquet for marrying my aunt.”After the bear child at the dining table gnawed on a chicken leg under the serving maid’s service, he said to Zhu Pingan with an innocent face.
Wow!
When the bear child opened his mouth, Marquis Linhuai Li Tingzhu was holding a wine glass to persuade Zhu Pingan, as soon as the bear child’s side of the words fell, Marquis Linhuai’s hand holding the wine glass shivered, and the wine glass of wine clattered to the ground.
LinHuaiHou of course to be nervous, out of office during the marriage of local women as concubines, this is expressly prohibited things, once found found to be true, this is to be board lost official position of the big crime.
“Sinful son! Nonsense!”Marquis Linhuai glared hard at the bear child Ruiguo’er, and then nervously turned his head to explain to Zhu Pingan, “Cough cough cough, small children don’t know any better. Xian nephew don’t listen to this sinful son’s nonsense, where is marrying an aunt, it’s just hiring a nurse for Rui Ge’er.”
A nursemaid for Rui Ge’er? Zhu Pingan sniffs, the corner of his mouth can’t help but twitch, how old is Rui Ge’er, he was weaned a long time ago, you said you invited a nanny for him, your explanation is too far-fetched. It’s true that even the best policy will always be exploited by people when it’s implemented.
“Did you hire a nanny for me, or did you hire a nanny for father? How does she sleep in father’s room at night ah ……”
Bear child Rui Ge’er raised his little fat face, squinted his little eyes, and looked at Lin Huai Hou with an innocent face and asked.
Lin Huai Hou reddened his face, looked at the bear child with a kind face, his voice overflowed from his teeth, “Of course it’s the nanny who invited you.”
“Then ……”The bear child was going to say something more, just said a word and was interrupted by Lin Huai Hou.
“Eat without speaking, sleep without speaking! How do you usually teach you!”Marquis Lin Huai glared hard at the bear child, one bear paw like hand slapped the table hard, putting on a face of iron face and old strict pro.
“Ahem, virtuous nephew, let’s drink, drink. Don’t listen to this sinful son’s nonsense ah, it’s just a milkmaid that was hired, not any aunt.”
After teaching the bear child, Marquis Linhuai picked up his wine cup with an embarrassed face and once again emphasised to Zhu Pingan.
“Don’t let me talk, you yourself still say, humph, only allow the state officials to set fire, not allow the people to light the lamp ……”
The bear child saw the situation, bulging a fat face resentment is very deep in the side of the small voice muttering, but although the bear child’s voice is small, but nay the distance is close ah, Zhu Pingan and Linhuai Hou are heard clearly.
“Heh, nice use of idioms. I can’t help but want to check your homework again tonight!”
Marquis Linhuai looked at the bear child with a leathery smile and gritted his teeth.
“Check it, I’m not afraid of it.”When the bear child heard that his homework was going to be checked, his fat face couldn’t help but shiver for a bit, but his mouth was not the least bit abashed.
Put the most ruthless words, get the most poisonous beating. Put it in the Three Kingdoms, you are the Zero Ling Upper General Xing Daorong ah.
Looking at the bear child’s fat face, Zhu Pingan couldn’t help but think of the General Xing Daorong in the Three Kingdoms.
Of course, through this incident at the dinner table, Zhu Pingan also understood in his heart. In the morning, when Linhuai Hou Li Tingzhu examined the bear child’s “six months after giving birth to a child, my kind father saw his back”, the bear child’s translation of “six months after I was born, my kind father went away”, eighty per cent, no, it was he who intentionally wrote the word “shi” as “shi”.The first time he wrote “世” for “势”, it was him who intentionally wrote “世” for “势”.
Zhu Pingan had suspected it in the morning, and now he was finally sure.
The bear child has a grudge against Marquis Linhuai for marrying his aunt, and is fighting for Marquis Linhuai’s wife and his own mother.
It is estimated that Lin Huai Hou also understands this in his heart, which is why the sense of substitution is so deep and the beating is so serious.
“Brother-in-law, come here, I have something to say to you.”After lunch, the bear child said to Zhu Pingan in a mysterious manner.
“Oh, what do you have to tell me.”Zhu Pingan curiously followed the bear child into the room.
“Brother-in-law, you have to thank me properly?”The bear child stretched out his bandaged paw and said invitingly.
Thank you?
When Zhu Pingan heard this, he could not help but smile slightly and asked softly, “Why should I thank you properly.”
“Because before my father and I came here from the capital, fifth sister asked me to see if you were doing well in the south, I only wrote back to fifth sister the day before yesterday, saying that you were doing well, so that fifth sister didn’t have to worry about it.”
The bear child raised a fat face and said, with an expression of “I’m great, please praise me”.
Oh, there was also this.
When Zhu Pingan heard this, he couldn’t help but smile, if this was the case, he really had to thank the bear child.
“How did you reply to the letter?”Zhu Pingan smiled at the bear child Rui Ge’er and asked, “Tell me about it.”
“I said that brother-in-law you ate well, slept well, and married two aunts ……”The bear child said with an innocent face.
Crap!
What!!! I married aunts? Or two?
When Zhu Pingan heard this, he couldn’t help but change his face, “When did I marry an aunt? Or two?!”
“My father married an aunt the night I had a dream, I dreamt of you, and in the dream you married two aunts.”
The bear child said in a serious manner.
Crap!
That was a fucking dream!
Zhu Pingan sniffed and almost didn’t spit out blood, “Ruiguo’er, you were dreaming, it’s not reality, why did you tell your fifth sister like that.”
“Because the next day came a fortune teller, he said that I can make my dreams come true, dream come true isn’t that the dreams I made can come true, so I sent a letter to my fifth sister.”The bear child had a face of rightfulness, and then said with an inviting face, “Fifth sister’s husband, are you going to thank me.”
“Good, I do want to thank you!”
Zhu Pingan gritted his teeth and said, pulling the bear child onto his lap and slapping him on his bum cheeks.
“Ow, brother-in-law, you’re being envious.”The bear child owed a sound.
“No, this is what I’m doing to repay the favour, haven’t you ever heard of ‘the kindness of a drop of water should be repaid with a fist’?”
Zhu Pingan smiled faintly and held up his fist in front of the bear child.
“The grace of dripping water, when repaid with a fist ……Seems like I’ve heard of it ……But, what you just used was a slap.”
The bear child scratched his head with his fat paw, a big fat face wrinkled like a pit bull terrier.
“Oh, you’re right to remind me, I’ll use my fist then.”Zhu Pingan readily accepted good advice and satisfied the bear child’s request.
“Ow ……Brother-in-law, that one is ‘gushing spring’ not ‘using fist’, right?”The bear child’s head reacted as he ate a punch and grew wiser.
“Oh yeah?”Zhu Pingan looked like he just knew, and then said to the bear child with a gentle face, “Then, brother-in-law, let’s return the favour in a different way, isn’t uncle going to test you on your homework tonight, so I’ll tutor you on this one, and guarantee that you’ll pass uncle’s test with flying colours.”
“You’re helping me with my tuition?”The bear child looked up at Zhu Pingan.
“I’m the top scholar, trust me, it’s right.”Zhu Pingan nodded, his smile sincere and reliable.
“Alright then.”The bear child nodded.
