The greasy fat man chattered and complained, conveying the message that he was not Xu Wei, but a tenant who shared a room with Xu Wei.
Just a tenant who shared a room?
Upon hearing this, Zhu Pingan squinted a pair of eyes and without a trace, he once again sized up the greasy fatty.
“Sleeping until sunrise! You still have the face to say that you came out to break in? Fatty, are you ashamed of yourself! At this time of the day, my son has been up for more than two hours!”Liu Dazhou had long looked at Fatty with displeasure, and at this moment, after listening to Fatty’s flurry of complaints, he couldn’t help but scoff at him.
“What’s wrong, did I break the law by sleeping? What’s wrong with me sleeping, lying on your family’s bed? What’s wrong with me being fat, feeing your family’s cloth? Which article and which paragraph of the Da Ming Law prohibits people from sleeping and not letting them grow fat?! Can you please point it out to me? Also, don’t be fat, don’t be fat, don’t use that tone of voice to speak to my meat with respect, every inch of my body is my hard-earned meat!”
The fat man was not ashamed, but thought he was proud as he grabbed the fat meat on his face, disliking Liu Dazhou to the point of being speechless.
“This kind brother, I am truly sorry for disturbing your beautiful dream, please bear with me.”Zhu Pingan once again arched his hand in apology.
The greasy fat man clasped his nostrils with his hand while sizing up Zhu Pingan, “Disturbing my good dreams, a word of apology and that’s it? There is no such cheap thing under the sky. I was looking at the banquet in my dream, drunken chicken, drunken crab, drunken shrimp, fermented bean curd, fennel beans, steamed three stinks, shao sanxian, saucy sesame duck, steamed mandarin fish, xishi tofu, dried vegetable buckled meat, mouldy amaranth stalks, and that altar of yellow wine ……”
Listening to the greasy fat man reporting the names of the dishes with his nostrils buttoned up, Zhu Pingan’s squinted eyes couldn’t help but blink a little.
Zhu Pingan has a hobby for eating, in modern times because of the “tongue on the tip of China”, on the food around the state of God research quite a lot, this drunken crab, fennel beans, steamed three stink, Shao Sanxian, mouldy amaranth stalks, these are all Shaoxing famous food, especially the fat man finally said the yellow wine, Shaoxing yellow wine is famous.
This fat man opened his mouth is Shaoxing dishes, I think his father is Shaoxing people. Leaving home, go out, miss the old home food, this is a traveller’s common feelings. A Shaoxing people to Yingtian barge, stuck in Yingtian, miss Shaoxing home food, is also reasonable.
Oh, Shaoxing people, interesting ……
Zhu Pingan once again sized up Fatty, and the corner of his mouth could not help but pull out a smile.
“Fatty you haven’t woken up yet, right? Dreaming it can be taken seriously? It’s none of our business if you eat a banquet in your dream! If you’re still being a mummy, believe it or not, I’ll knock you out with one punch and let you go and eat the banquet in your dream?!”
Liu Dazhou couldn’t help but laugh in anger when he heard Fatty’s irrational savagery, and raised his sandbag-beating fist to punch Fatty.
“Hehe, Big Dagger, don’t get excited.”Zhu Pingan first patted Liu Dazhou’s shoulder to calm his agitation, then smiled and looked at the greasy fat man, pulled the corner of his mouth and said, “Oh, what brother said is hungry, if you don’t mind, I’ll be the host, how about brother rewarding you by going to the Huiji restaurant at the end of the street to have a drink? Hui Ji, the former Wu Yue land, Shao Xing alias, Hui Ji restaurant, view its name, I think it must be Shao Xing restaurant. Ren brother just listed Shaoxing famous food, I think will be Ji restaurant have.”
“Hehe, up the road, up the road. Since you have invited me with sincerity, then I will be merciful and reward you.”
When the greasy fat man heard that Zhu Pingan was going to be the host, his eyes instantly shone, he couldn’t help but gulp down a mouthful of water, his heart wanting it so badly, but inside his mouth, he said with a begrudging look on his face.
“You can be really good ……”Liu Dazhou couldn’t help but say sarcastically.
“It’s your family’s son is too generous, and I’m not too good at rejecting people only, my humble shortcoming is that my heart is too soft, but wherever other people have a request for me, I’m always too soft and can’t help but say yes, and I won’t reject it.”
The greasy fat man put his hands together and sighed with emotion
“I pooh!”Liu Dazhou couldn’t help but spit a mouthful, then stared at the greasy fat man and said, “Didn’t you say that your heart is too soft, and when others beg you, you always say yes and won’t refuse? Then I beg you, go hit that wall ……”
“Hehe, I’m too soft-hearted, not lacking in heart.”The greasy fat man contemptuously rolled his eyes at Liu Dabao.
“Many thanks to brother Ren for the honour.”Zhu Pingan smiled and arched his hand.
“Well said, well said.”The greasy fat man laughed, his eyes narrowing into slits, “And wait for me to change.”
“Please, kind brother, we will wait outside the door.”Zhu Pingan reached out and made a please gesture.
“Good, good ……”
The fat man couldn’t wait to turn around to change his clothes, and because he was walking too fast and his clogs weren’t too stable, he even almost fell into an arse squat.
“Gongzi, why do you need to treat this kind of lazy slanderous goods with courtesy, I think this kind of person is rotten ……Dreams of matting are relying on us, I think he is slander crazy. Gongzi, while he goes back to the house to change his clothes, let’s simply wipe our feet and leave directly, so as not to be relied on by him.”
Liu Dagger did not have any good feelings towards the greasy fat man, seeing Zhu Pingan treating the greasy fat man with such courtesy, he was puzzled and finally suggested Zhu Pingan to take advantage of the fat man going back to the house to change his clothes, and wipe the oil from his feet and slip away.
“Dagger, don’t just look at appearances when looking at people, this person is not simple. In addition, a gentleman’s promise is worth a thousand pieces of gold, a promise is a promise, how can you go back on your word.”Zhu Pingan slowly shook his head and smiled.
“Gongzi, he is not simple ……I see that he is not simple in terms of weight. We are also not going back on our word, it is the fat man who is unkind in the first place and wants to blackmail us, we just don’t fall for his bait.”
Liu Dagger heard Zhu Pingan say that the fat man was not simple, he couldn’t help but skim his mouth, apart from his weight, he couldn’t see where the fat man was uncomplicated at all, he couldn’t bear the thought of Zhu Pingan being blackmailed by the fat man, he advised again and again.
“Big Dagger, be at ease, I’ll talk to you in detail later.”Zhu Pingan said meaningfully.
“Gongzi ……”Liu Dagger still wants to persuade again, but it’s too late, the fat man has already changed his clothes and come out.
People have come out, it’s useless to persuade again, Liu Dazhou can only give up.
The fat man while hurrying from the house to go out, while tying the clothes trouser belt, bare feet stepping on clogs, face is not washed, hair is not combed, is still just that a pair of unkempt dishevelled image.
“Heh ……”Seeing this, Liu Dazhou couldn’t help but hehe.
This fat man even clothes are not dressed in a hurry to come out, this is impatient to eat the seat ah, really no interest.
“Hehe, you guys haven’t left yet. Not bad, not bad. Thought you guys ran away while I was dressing.”
Fatty goes out and sees that Zhu Pingan and Liu Dazhou are still there, sighs in relief, puts his heart down, and his hurried movement to fasten his belt slows down.
“When you make friends, you keep your word. Since I’ve already made an appointment with brother Ren, I naturally won’t go back on my word.”
Zhu Pingan stood outside the door and smiled back.
“Good!”
The greasy fat man smiled with an open brow and praised.
