Although he deplored the fact that Jin Sheng Sao was not alive, with the allusions to Jin Sao Sao to accompany the wine, the greasy fat man still drank a microbrew.
Although he was slightly drunk and his feet were weak, the greasy fat man still insisted on packing leftovers for his family’s dog.
Today, the fat man’s appetite was not good, and there were a lot of leftovers, plus half a jar of wine, so one person could not take it at all, not to mention that the fat man was still slightly drunk and his footsteps were weak. Thus, Zhu Pingan and Liu Dazhu became the fat man’s labourers, with Liu Dazhu carrying two food boxes and Zhu Pingan holding a jar of wine, sending the fat man home.
“Thanks for the labour, put it here, you guys can go back.”Only after walking to his home, the greasy fatty leaned against the door frame and waved his arms to send off his guests.
“Fatty, do you have a conscience, our male son invited you to eat again, sent you back, and helped you get things, this only sent you home, you’re driving people away, even a cup of tea please us, that is, unloading a donkey is not unloaded like this.”Liu Dazhou saw the fat man unloading his donkey like this, he almost didn’t throw the food box in his hand to the ground.
“Cough cough ……”Fatty said with some blushing, “I don’t even have tea at home, how can I treat you guys to tea and water.”
“No tea, not even water?”Liu Dazhu hummed.
“Water is there, just what family you guys ah, how can you drink plain water ah.”The greasy fat man said back.
“Drink down, can’t drink down, you also have to ask ah, how many mean ah.”Liu Dazhou skimmed his mouth.
“Good, home broken bowl a few, white water a pot, you want to go in to drink a bowl of water ah?”The greasy fat man coped.
“Good.”
Zhu Pingan nodded his head in response to the greasy fat man’s words.
“Ha, don’t drink ah, then ……Ahhhh, you actually answered?!”The fat man didn’t even think that Zhu Pingan would answer, so what he said was all based on Zhu Pingan’s refusal as an entry point, halfway through his words, he suddenly reacted to the fact that Zhu Pingan had actually answered just now, and his mouth suddenly grinned in surprise.
“Well, after drinking some wine and walking all the way, this is really thirsty. Brother Hu is gracious, so we won’t fake it.”Zhu Pingan smiled and nodded under the surprised gaze of the greasy fat man.
“Yes, we’re thirsty as hell.”Liu Dagger followed.
“Erm, my house only has plain water ah, not a single tea leaf, it’s really not an exaggeration, so you guys can drink it too?!”The greasy fat man repeated once again, saying with a face of bossy reluctance.
“Of course I can drink it, I can drink it too well. We’re not from a big family, my family is a mountain village farmer, and Big Dagger is a mountain village hunter. Boiled water was drunk from childhood, tea and other things were only drunk on New Year’s festivals.”Zhu Pingan said with a smile while squeezing past the fat man into the courtyard.
“Thank you for the hospitality, quickly go and pour the water.”Liu Dagger followed behind Zhu Pingan and squeezed into the courtyard past the fatty.
After Zhu Pingan walked into the house where the fat man lived, he couldn’t help but pull the corner of his mouth, this fat man was really slovenly.
The house was like a pigsty, it was messy and dirty, clothes were thrown away, rubbish was thrown away, the ground was almost full of rubbish and debris, Zhu Ping An could hardly find a place to put his feet when he entered the house.
Dining table bowl down dish turn over, leftover soup leftover flow half table, the rest of the half table is also greasy and dirty, do not know how long has not wiped the table, chairs and stools crooked, there is only one standing. The bed is dirty, the quilt piled haphazardly in one corner, the sheets are also yellow, under the bed piled with shoes, socks, clothes ……
The entire room was filled with a suffocating smell, and Zhu Pingan almost didn’t get smoked a heel when he entered.
There was only one place in the entire room that could barely be called clean, and that was the desk. Although the books were not neatly arranged, it was much better than the rest of the house, and was considered a rare piece of clean land.
No wonder Fatty did not want himself and Liu Dagger to come in ah, it turned out that he did not want people to see a scene that would tarnish his image.
Zhu Pingan was instantly enlightened.
“Huh, this table remnants of soup leftovers look a bit familiar ah, this is not what you packed yesterday to beat back to feed the dog! How did it get on the dining table? What’s the matter, your dog is also on the table?!”
Seeing the leftover soup and food on the table, Liu Dazhou couldn’t help but raise his head to look at the greasy fat man and ask repeatedly.
“Cough cough, you guys feel free to sit down, feel free to sit down, I’ll pour water for you guys.”The greasy fat man coughed, pretending not to hear Liu Dagger’s words.
“You’re practically a pigsty here.”Liu Dazhu skimmed his mouth, “No wonder you’re willing for us to come in.”
“When a great man sweeps away the world, what about a room of peace? A little mess is a little mess, no harm, no foul.”
The greasy fat man said with a thick skin.
“Brother Hu, how can you sweep the world without sweeping a room. Such an environment, it’s not comfortable to live in, right? Big Dagger, come on, lend a hand, let’s help Brother Hu simply clean up the house together.”Zhu Pingan sniffed and pulled the corners of his mouth breathlessly, he really couldn’t look at it anymore and greeted Liu Dagger to clean up the house together.
“Ahem, how is this good ……I’ll get you brooms ……”The greasy fat man said on his lips how it’s good to do this, but he was not embarrassed at all in his actions, pouting and puffing, he rummaged out two small brooms from the nooks and crannies, handing them to Zhu Pingan and Liu Dazhou.
After handing over the tools, the greasy fat man skipped off, with no intention at all to clean up together.
“Dead fatso, come back, this is for you to clean up the house, you don’t want to be idle either, go work for me!”
Liu Dabao yanked the fat man with one hand, although the fat man was tall and fat, but in Liu Dabao’s hands it was just like a cub.
“Cough cough, I am going to pour water for you guys.”The greasy fatty excused himself.
“Come on less, what kind of water is there to drink at this time, finish cleaning.”Liu Dazhou yanked the fatty to his heels and instructed the fatty, “Tell you what, we sweep, you clean, don’t try to be lazy.”
“Gongzi, you rest, I’ll just clean up with Fatty.”Liu Dazhou cleaned up Liu Dazhou, turned to Zhu Pingan and said.
“It’s fine, more people can do it faster.”Zhu Pingan said with a smile, the movement of his hands did not stop at all.
It was only after about half an hour that Zhu Pingan and Liu Dazhou, plus the greasy fat man who was grinding away, packed up the room.
“Wow, I didn’t expect the room to look like this.”
Thanks to the blessing of Zhu Pingan and Liu Dagger, the greasy fat man saw for the first time what the room he lived in looked like.
Liu Dazhou didn’t even bother to spit on the fatty and urged, “Pour water and go, your throat is dry and smoking.”
“Right, right, drink water, drink water.”The greasy fat man poured three bowls of water and placed them on the desk, inviting Zhu Pingan and Liu Dazhou to drink.
His desk is much cleaner than the dining table, although the dining table was also cleaned up just now, but the oil stains on the table are not very good to deal with, this needs to be dealt with with soap horn, but the fat man this does not have soap horn, so the dining table is just wiped with a rag to wipe off the obvious stains, the oil stains will have to be dealt with some other time when the fat man buys the soap horn.
“Well, this painting of yours is good.”While drinking water, Zhu Pingan flipped through the rice paper stacked on Fatty’s desk and said to Fatty.
“This painting ah, it’s a work of self-indulgence for me, hardly elegant.”The greasy fat man did not care and said back.
“I am very fond of Brother Hu’s painting, I wonder if Brother Hu can part with it.”Zhu Pingan arched his hand and said.
“It’s just a work of practice, if little brother doesn’t mind, just take it.”The fat man did not care at all.
Zhu Pingan was instantly beaming with joy, his face smiling like a flower, treating Fatty’s painting as a treasure, and asking Fatty to inscribe and stamp on the painting. Fatty also had a good impression of Zhu Pingan, continuously treating him and also helping him clean up the house. There was nothing wrong with Zhu Pingan’s request. After rummaging around, he found a stamp and pressed it on the painting, leaving behind the four big words “Tianchi Yuyin”.
Seeing the “Tianchi Yuyin” stamp, Zhu Pingan smiled even more broadly, as if gold stars were coming out of his eyes, treating the painting even more like a treasure, carefully rolling it up and storing it away, as if the painting was not a painting, but some priceless treasure.
“Gongzi, a broken painting only ……”Liu Dazhou saw this and said in disbelief.
“What, you want a pair too?!”Zhu Pingan sounded out in surprise as if he had misheard Liu Dagger’s words, then looked towards the greasy fat man.
“Take it.”The fat man waved his hand carelessly, not taking it seriously.
“Gongzi, no, who cares ……”Liu Dazhou hurriedly explained.
“What, you want all the paintings on the table ……”Zhu Pingan, as if he had drunk too much, once again misheard.
“Take it, take it, take it all ……”The greasy fat man waved his hand unconcernedly, these paintings were all painted by him in the beginning for the private school enrolment, as a publicity to passers-by to distribute only.
So, Zhu Pingan asked the fat man to inscribe a few words on each painting, and after pressing the seal stamp, they were all packed up.
