Zhu Pingan was unarmed, and with the phrase “I will send you a fortune”, he miraculously calmed down the angry soldiers who were wielding their blades, and the meat-shield soldiers looked like they had seen a miracle, their mouths were wide open in dismay.
Zhu Pingan smiled and arched his hand at the few chaotic soldiers in front of him, politely saying, “I’d like to thank a few brothers for helping me move this table forward ten metres, I’ll stand on it and speak so that more brothers can hear.”
Good, you threw yourself into the net and took the initiative to ask to go deeper into our chaotic soldiers, how could we refuse.
A few chaotic soldiers nodded readily and moved a table back more than ten metres away, already deep within the chaotic soldiers.
Zhu Pingan followed closely behind, calmly stepping into the messy soldiers, with every step, the open space behind him was filled by the messy soldiers, by the time he reached the table, Zhu Pingan was already surrounded by a bewildering number of messy soldiers.
“Many thanks to the several brothers.”Zhu Pingan smiled and arched his hand to thank them, then climbed onto the table on his hands and knees.
Zhu Pingan stood steadily on top of the table like a pine, the breeze blew, his clothes fluttered, and with the sunlight sprinkled on him, a layer of golden radiance was laid on him, just like a heavenly god descending from the earth.
“Brother Wang, just let the dog official talk there? What if the others are fooled by him?”
Among the chaotic soldiers, a chaotic soldier came in front of a small flag and said with slight nervousness.
“Fooled? Oh, even if the dog official is tongue-tied and heavenly flowery, it’s useless, Squire Huang has already been killed, there’s no turning back, the others can only follow us on this road of rebellion until black.”Little Flag tugged the corner of his mouth disdainfully, then looked down again and said to that chaotic soldier, “In addition, we are still some distance away from the little dog official, the whip is too far away, if we act too much, it is easy to cause other people to be suspicious, but instead, it will be counterproductive. Tell the others not to act rashly!”
“Yes, what Brother Wang said.”The chaotic soldier nodded, then catapulted himself to contact the others.
In the group of chaotic soldiers, dark currents surged.
Zhu Pingan stood up on the table, with a smile on his face, bowed his hands in each of the four directions, east, west, south, north and south, and said aloud, “Brothers of the Zhenwu Battalion, before this official speaks, let’s do a brief self-introduction.”
“Dog officer, speak quickly if you have something to say, let go quickly if you have a fart!”The chaotic soldiers burst into a clamour of stinking curses.
Seeing this, Wang Xiao Banner and the others couldn’t help but grin and snicker, the little dog official knows how powerful he is, and he still wants to appease the chaotic soldiers, it’s really a pie in the sky.
Zhu Pingan was chaotic soldiers a scolding, the face of the smile is not reduced at all, continue to Lang Sheng said, “good, I long story short, this official Zhu Pingan, last year’s EnKe Scholar, now as Jiangsu and Zhejiang Tidings Inspection Division signing, the official position of the fifth grade, co-propagation of a province of the criminal name, according to the impeachment of the matter, shoulder to rectify the military preparation, mention leading the people’s group of the position, monks on the trust of the Sacred, given to the secret fold of the right of the official to play, the official’s secret fold can bedirectly handed over to the hands of the saint.”
“Puppy pipe, can you speak human language?!”
“What do you mean by this? Use the official to pressure us ah?!”
“Can you fart quickly?!”
The chaotic soldiers were a bit confused after hearing this introduction from Zhu Pingan, and they were suddenly in a flurry of clamour and curses again.
“To put it simply, this official has the right to impeach all the officials in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Southern Zhili, this official has the right to make promises to you, this official can directly secretly report to the saint. To make it even simpler, this official’s words are not farts!”
The smile on Zhu Pingan’s face remained.
“Good, even if your words are not farts, then what do you want to say? Hurry up and say it! Don’t waste everyone’s time!”
“Say it quickly, don’t miss the hour of reincarnation.”
Although the chaotic soldiers at the bottom were still clamouring, the curses were obviously much less than just now.
Zhu Pingan narrowed his eyes and nodded, then stretched out three fingers to the chaotic soldiers and Lang Sheng opened his mouth, “This official is going to say three things. The first thing, there are unpredictable winds and clouds in the sky, and people are in danger, Squire Huang, Lord Huang, he came to Zhenwu camp to inspect the military situation, and unfortunately fell off his horse and died. He fell off his horse and died on his own, it has nothing to do with you and others, this official will report to His Majesty according to the truth, and will not condemn you for the offence of killing a court official, much less defame you for the offence of rebellion.”
Ah?
What?
My ears ah, what did that little dog official say just now, I didn’t hear it wrong, did I? The dog officer Squire Huang was clearly hacked to death by us, how come the little dog officer said that he was what fell off his horse and died, and had nothing to do with us?
After Zhu Pingan’s words, the chaotic soldiers underneath were all of a sudden dumbfounded and dazed, with a crouching expression on their faces!
“Hahahaha, I’m laughing my arse off, this little dog official was kicked in the head by a donkey, he even said that Servant Huang fell off his horse and died on his own?!”
“This little dog official is really talking nonsense with his eyes wide open, and he’s still talking in a serious manner ……”
There was a roar of clamour and laughter.
However, there were exceptions, when the Wang Xiao Banner and others of the chaotic crowd of soldiers underneath heard Zhu Pingan’s words, they did not laugh, instead, their faces turned serious and tense from the relaxed snickering they had at the beginning.
The reason why they can be so smooth Zhenwu camp up and down to the point of rebellion now, in addition to the above cut silver, cancellation of wives and food, arrears of pay, Huang Squire’s death is the key catalyst, it is to kill Huang Squire, there is no way back, and only then smooth Zhenwu camp up and down to encourage, wrapped up in the rebellion on the wagon, never to return.
This little dog officer said that Squire Huang was killed by his own fall from the horse, and had nothing to do with the Zhenwu camp, he was shaking the heart of the army ah ……
“Yes, don’t doubt your ears, Squire Huang he just fell off his horse and died on his own, it has nothing to do with you and the others! Wei Guo Gong, Lin Huai Hou and He Zhen Guan, also so concluded, later, we will jointly issue a public document bulletin to announce the world! I will also send a secret report to His Majesty to make this clear! You didn’t kill any court officials, much less rebel, so please take care of yourselves and don’t make any mistakes!”
Zhu Pingan stood on the table, his eyes burning as he swept the chaotic soldiers, repeating loudly and emphatically once more.
This time, the chaotic soldiers whose heads were alive understood Zhu Pingan’s meaning and, slightly puzzled, lowered their heads and muttered in whispers with the people around them.
For a while, the chaotic soldiers were a little restless, and some of them quietly lowered the weapons they were waving high in the air.
Zhu Pingan scanned the chaotic soldiers, took the reaction of the chaotic soldiers into his eyes, cleared his throat and opened his mouth once again, this time his voice was much more stern, with a reprimanding tone, his voice was strict and stern, “What are you waiting for, don’t you hurry to put down the remains of Sir Huang, don’t commit the crime of insulting the remains of the court official!”
A few soldiers who were holding up the flagpole with the remains of Servant Huang were reprimanded by Zhu Ping An, and subconsciously put down the flagpole in a panic.
Plop!
Servant Huang’s remains fell to the ground, splattering a layer of dust.
Poor, but, deserved!
Servant Huang made his own death, Zhenwu Battalion evolved from mutiny to rebellion, he had an unshirkable responsibility, it can be said that ten thousand deaths can not atone for his fault. However, after all, the dead are the greatest. Zhu Pingan sighed, ready to open his mouth and command the meat shield soldiers to collect Squire Huang’s remains.
Just at this moment, a shout was heard from the group of disorganised soldiers, “Brothers, don’t be deceived by the dog officer!”
